GIRL HELP I EVOLVED FRUIT GUMMY AND HES LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY ENTIRE ROOM
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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
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having to pay for parking at a hospital will always be fucking deranged to me. Sorry
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doing some serious research here
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ok ill be over in a minny (new way of saying minute)
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in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off
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im full of an untamable rage that constantly seethes beneath my skin but im a real laid back dude dont worry about that
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“ExcUSE me?!”
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kind of jealous of swifties. wish i could be satisfied with so little
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Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy
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cave painting capybara
(based off this painting!!🧡🧡)
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