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Not to be a lesbian but if you got swallowed by a dragon and died I would cut that dragon open and pull out your bones and painstakingly put your bones back together, so I can bring you back to life using ancient magic but in doing so I inadvertently tied you to the dragon that ate you and you’ll never be the same but neither will I knowing what I did to you.

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i think part of the reason lost media videos are so fun is that it more ethically scratches the same itch as true crime. a bunch of people online being amateur sleuths and going down rabbit holes is a lot easier to enjoy when theyre looking for a cereal commercial from 1991 instead of liike bothering the families of murder victims

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I never thought I'd say this but here it is!!

The long lost Gravity Falls "Next Time On," reel has FINALLY been found!

This right here is what made this show happen and the reason why every new Disney cartoon also has a next time on reel. GF's last big lost media hunt is over!

Alex Hirsch said that he was okay if this ever was to leak. So, if this goes down, blame Disney!!

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tweet to original artist

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Haruhi fujioka really is the character ever. Going by any pronouns in 2006. Big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. Constant deadpan delivery. Getting bitches constantly. Reacts to romantic advances with a thousand-yard goldfish stare. Perfect flawless protagonist 10/10

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Facts!🤭

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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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its so difficult to draw anatomy. and objects. and backgrounds. and clothing. and colors. and lighting. i honestly dont know how i ever managed to draw anything in my entire life

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Fans: Tim abuses Adderall, is touch starved to the point he recharges with cuddles, and is also a tear bottom-- he's baby girl 🥹

Scott Snyder: sure, whatever, I don't give a fuck

My favorite thing about the bat family part of dc fandom is that half of the characters and most prominent lore stems from a time where dc was edge lording the shit out of the bat family and then fans took it and immediately woobified them to the point that dc was like "I guess we'll just give them... A webtoon? Where they do silly goofy things?" And I just imagine that the man who was behind joker ripping off faces in the early 2010s sat in the background like are you fucking kidding me

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My favorite thing about the bat family part of dc fandom is that half of the characters and most prominent lore stems from a time where dc was edge lording the shit out of the bat family and then fans took it and immediately woobified them to the point that dc was like "I guess we'll just give them... A webtoon? Where they do silly goofy things?" And I just imagine that the man who was behind joker ripping off faces in the early 2010s sat in the background like are you fucking kidding me

#batfam #dc comics #batfamily #batman #sometimes i look at fan posts about them and im like we both know that's not the character at all you just slapped the name tim on that shit #because hes a pretty white boy #but im part of the problem

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sometimes…….things that are fanon………are worse

#its okay you can say the batfamily #we know

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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@am-i-the-asshole-official is one of my favorite tumblrs because the chronically online, under socialized messes that get dragged through there are probably the Internet equivalent to unearthing a massive, writhing rats nest in some long forgotten about part of a sewer.

#aita #am i the asshole #it probably smells the same too

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oh wow! hey if you take pills check this out. new medicine taking meta just dropped.

according to these models, out of the 4 tested postures, the best position to digest pills is laying on your right side. standing upright has a similar time to laying in your back at twice as much as laying on the right side, and laying on the left side is the slowest by far.

laying on right side: pill dissolves in around 10 minutes.

standing: pill dissolves in 23 minutes. laying on the back has a similar time.

laying on left side: pill dissolves in up to 100 minutes.

https://doi.org/10.1063/5.0096877

definitely worth a lot more research.

if you want your medicine to kick in fast, try laying on your right side! if you want your medicine to kick in slower, try laying on your left side.