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cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

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good lord

#halo

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How 2 avoid telling ur kid his dad was a wizard

#star wars

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Maul doodle I drew for one of my DTIYS winners😈

#star wars #darth maul

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THE MATRIX (1999) directed by. the wachowskis

#the matrix #film #90s

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

#she stole my earbuds but she also made me pancakes so yknow i guess thats fair

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#i have met at least one john named for master chief #i also know a guy whose middle name is worf lol #oh and i work with a guy named jedi that he says is short for jedidiah for government purposes but his parents straight up intended for him #to be named after said group of mystic space knights lol #good thing he turned out to enjoy star wars anyway

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On forum posts about issues with API automation and other such topics, there is ALWAYS someone going "Why is this so important? Why can't you guys just do this by hand? It only takes me a few minutes" and everyone has every right to want to strangle that person for being so goddamn ignorant and showing their whole ass online

#capn.txt

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pink Pacific sea nettle jellyfish

#jellyfish

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Cincinnati Union Terminal, Ohio, USA

#cincinnati