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get you a goalie who forgets he’s overrated whenever it’s personally most convenient for him

man matthew tkachuk is the most clutch player alive. do you know how insane his series stats are. even if you haven’t watched a damn minute of game play that’s otgwg otgwg worst game of the series (only one primary assist in a one goal win) and then gwg for the sweep like what the hell man

#cats

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this series has actually been fun as hell. the box doesn’t show it but carolina played a tough game. their depth came through every night despite all the injuries on that bench, shot after shot, it’s just that bobrovsky is the funniest goalie alive

man matthew tkachuk is the most clutch player alive. do you know how insane his series stats are. even if you haven’t watched a damn minute of game play that’s otgwg otgwg worst game of the series (only one primary assist in a one goal win) and then gwg for the sweep like what the hell man

#cats

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and it’s not even just the numbers or the timing on those goals he’s been playing like a man possessed he’s been playing like he’s got a yoke between his teeth

man matthew tkachuk is the most clutch player alive. do you know how insane his series stats are. even if you haven’t watched a damn minute of game play that’s otgwg otgwg worst game of the series (only one primary assist in a one goal win) and then gwg for the sweep like what the hell man

#cats

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man matthew tkachuk is the most clutch player alive. do you know how insane his series stats are. even if you haven’t watched a damn minute of game play that’s otgwg otgwg worst game of the series (only one primary assist in a one goal win) and then gwg for the sweep like what the hell man

#cats

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Duuuuuuuuuuke

#cats

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hey WHAT THE FUCK

#thrilled he won’t be playing for us

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According to your logic it's ok to hope that the best team does not win because you personally dislike them for no reason! ok sure!

Yes, this is literally how being a fan of any sport ever works

#this is what talking to oilers fans about favorite players is like

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@NYRangers: Garden vibes are truly immaculate, no notes + 

#I’m jealous of someone here but I can’t pick #I’m not usually a ryan reynolds fan but that is such a tender peck

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alexander ovechkin’s shot map is so funny. like mans will shoot from literally anywhere

it looks like a fuckin explosion

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first 3 words you see are the state of your team in 2023

#blease forsaken penalties

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I don’t know why, when a TikTok of NHL players drinking alcohol out of the centerpieces showed up on my FYP, I was surprised that it was TJ Oshie as if it could have been anyone else

#osh why are you the way that you are #(affectionate) #oshbabe #caps #video

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absolutely devastating news to find out that they orchestrated this themselves

#this is so fun lol #reminds me of the aho on the shelf bit #just. good and organic and fun. #also I’m so glad reavo is finally on a team I like let’s fucking gooooo #reavo #kirill the thrill

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maybe he's been watching all the free agent signings and wanted to show, "hey, i can catch and throw it too!" — ray ferraro

leafs @ stars | 22.12.06

ft. marner on the bench:

#I neeeeeed to revive this blog bc lmao #goofy ass sport #leafs #edits

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reblog this with your favorite player(s)and the song on your spotify wrapped that goes with their jersey number

#dittybop bambu #boss ass bitch by ms. nicki

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hi

#lmao #caps

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Evgeni Malkin: Do you value your friends? You should.

Geno: Sid: $6

Geno: Kappy: $2

Geno: Ovi: -$7

Geno: Flower: $4

Geno: Tanger: $5

Sidney Crosby: Actually, Geno, all of my friends are priceless.

Geno: Yeah, well mine are worth 10 dollars collectively.

#mathematically this means geno should give me 7 bucks AND ovi

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I cannot watch a caps game today I can’t do it folks save me