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if dinosaurs are just a joke that archaeologists haven’t understood yet, god is playing this joke on crowley specifically 

#yu yu haqueuesho

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What if the one missing episode title, aka the title for episode 8, is I assume I need no introduction.

#AHHHHYGGHUJGDH HD SYH SD Y #iwtv

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Somewhere in Armand's dreamscape.

I swear I started this picture three days before the trailer. I felt like I manifested it yesterday.

#Iwtv

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Y'all are bitches (affectionate)

Offended I can't choose magic AND knife

Tag: @beaubambabey @angelosearch @four-leaf-loco @calamitydragon @mintsodapop @anissapierce

Tag game!!!

Do this quiz

And this picrew

And tag people(obviously)

@anartistwithamask @gummy-axolotl @shadowthegay @auseryoumayknow @copper-ichor @moonysfavoritetoast @alexthescaredenby @invaderxeya @fungal-boy-witch-yay @artists-void @hazbin-hotel-lucifer-simp @ka1-the-pr0ot @theautumnalcat

#tag game #about

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Hey, area I live in

Why the fuck is it 55°F right now

#yu yu haqueuesho

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[Loud cheering from the audience]

I need “milf-coded, Cazador-gets-tadpoled-AUs” like, yesterday. Does this exist? Any recs?

#i love you #please feed me cazador #while i work on a long vellicaz au #I'm begging you for a link when you start writing it

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Craig McDean - Karen Elson in “Beyond the Dream” (Vogue Italia 2013)

#yu yu haqueuesho

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How the fuck do y'all know how long a chapter should be, explain

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In terms of Bloodweave Astarion would absolutely have a competency kink.

I don’t think he’d be as feral for Professor Dekarios as the rest of us are but competent, confident Gale teaching? That would absolutely do things for him.

Gale’s skill with magic, especially post tadpole when most of his power had returned? Astarion would absolutely brag to EVERYONE how his wizard was the most talented.

I also have a thing for the idea of Gale being suave and charming in social settings he’s used to. Like how I imagine Gale grew up on the wealthier side, his mother absolutely taught him how to behave at snobby functions. I think Astarion would go into it expecting his autistic wizard to be exactly as he always is and then when Gale is absolutely the picture of charming upper class boy I think Astarion would be 1) completely dumbfounded to the point his own superficial charms would slip and 2) absolutely horny in a drag him off to a corner way.

#bloodweave #i accept this

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lesnoj.veresk

#yu yu haqueuesho #aesthetic

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One Week Until Microfic May!

Just one week to go. As a reminder, we have four prompts per week.

We have a Collection on AO3 if you want to add your short fics to it if/when you post them there: VC Microfic May AO3 Collection.

When you're posting your fic, just search "VC Microfic May" under collections and the option should appear (my computer refused to screenshot it appearing but I promise it does 😂):

Some FAQs:

Does My Fic Have to Be Under 1000 Words?

No! The goal is to write fics between 100 and 1000 words but it's okay to go a little over (or a little under). This isn't a contest, it's just a fun fandom event, we're all here to have a good time. I'd rather see your fic at 1200 words than have you agonizing trying to cut 200. Also, word counts vary in different software, so your fic might show 1000 words on one program, and then A03 might say it's 1011 or something. Don't sweat it!

Do I Have to Use All the Prompts Per Week?

Not at all! You can write 1 fic with 1 prompt, 4 fics with a different prompt each, or you can combine the prompts and write a fic with several prompts. And the weeks are guidelines as well! If you see a prompt in week 4 you want to combine with a prompt from week 2, go for it! Again, this is just for funsies, and to inspire creativity, none of these rules are hard and fast.

As a reminder, here are the prompts:

Text prompts beneath the cut!

Please let us know if you have any other questions! I hope you're all as excited as we are!

Week of May 4 (Week 1) Sleep Protect Inexplicable Necessary

Week of May 11 (Week 2) Rancid Melancholy Sunlight Uncouth

Week of May 18 (Week 3) Surrender Inebriated Crimson Fortune

Week of May 25 (Week 4) Whisper Performance Denial Spellbound

Bonus Prompts (for any week!) Fashion Technology Fate

#i love the vampire chronicles #but I'm so sorry I'm stealing the prompt for something else #i am not confident in writing tvc characters #i AM going to read as many tvc microfics as i can find tho #writing

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The Boys Next Door [The Birthday Party] - These Boots Are Made For Walking, 1978

#the boys next door #underrated #i love them

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I'm begging you to write one.

I need “milf-coded, Cazador-gets-tadpoled-AUs” like, yesterday. Does this exist? Any recs?

#I'm too busy on a vellicaz au #that has taken over my every waking thought

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I love the Muppets. I feel so bad that Jim Henson didn’t want Disney to own the Muppets…but they do. 

#real

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Wanted to try drawing the one scene which Kurama was… very angry

#kurama #yyh

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#currently me writing