PROMPTS FOR PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO LET ANYONE CARE ABOUT THEM
* assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary
i don't need your help.
i can handle myself.
everyone leaves.
you can't do this alone.
whatever they did to you back then... i'm sorry. but i'm not like that, and i won't abandon you like they did.
you've got bigger things to deal with.
i've been alone all my life. it's nothing new.
don't come over. i can handle it.
please let me care about you.
would you just stop?
i'm used to this.
i tried to help you.
whatever they said about you, they were wrong.
i'm not worth dying for.
suit yourself. you'll regret it tomorrow.
i'm not putting anyone else's life in harm's way.
people care about you. people want to keep you safe.
i don't want you to get hurt over me.
if you die, it'll be my fault.
i love you. you're worth fighting for.
i'm not gonna just sit here and let you do this by yourself.
i'm not worth it, okay?
i don't want you to die.
leave me alone.
this is nothing new.
thanks but no thanks. i don't need your help.
i can't lose you again!
don't make yourself an island.
don't you understand? i can't lose you!
you're not patching this up alone. let me help.
i'm not used to this. being cared about.
you'll just suffer because of me.
i'm not like the rest. i won't leave you.
everyone leaves. maybe it's better that way.
i can handle it just fine, thanks.
i don't need your advice.
stop pushing me away. it won't work.
this is all i've got left.
i'll get over it!
it's better if i just go alone.
let me protect you.
i'll just keep coming back, you know.
it's easier to make people hate me.
if something happens to you, i'll never forgive myself.
i've already lost so many people.
i can patch this up myself.
you've obviously got more important things to deal with.
everyone i love ends up leaving me one way or another.
what if something happens?
this wasn't supposed to go this way.
stop risking your life for me.
i work better alone.
it's safer to just stay away from me.
eventually you'll see i'm not worth it.
every single time i let someone in, they end up disappointing me.
trust me. i know this for a fact.
just leave me be. i'll figure this out myself.
you should go.
you're all i have left.
people around me are always getting hurt.
it's better if you just leave me here.
i can't trust anyone. not anymore.
why do you keep fighting for me?
you have no idea what this is like.
i know you think i'll leave, but i won't. not now. not ever.
you matter to me. i'll say it a thousand times until you understand.
please just let me take care of you.
i work alone.
that won't work on me.
no one's ever really loved me before.
you need help.
so that's it? you're just gonna push me away again?
what's it gonna take for you to realize i want to be here for you?
i don't want to see you hurt.
you can't just push away everyone who loves you.
you'll never be able to beat this alone.
you expect me to just sit here?
i love you, goddamn it!
you want to be alone? fine. be alone.
i'm not strong enough.
i really thought i could help you. turns out i was wrong.
i wish you would listen to me.
i came all this way to help you, and this is the thanks i get?
you are worthy of love, you know.
how many times do i have to tell you? i'm fine!
stop pushing people away.
it's easier to just make you hate me.
i don't hate you. i could never hate you.
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brandon roger quotes part 2
these come from the brandon rogers grandpa videos — grandpa hates disneyland, grandpa goes shopping, grandpa hates halloween
feel free to adjust names/pronouns as needed
some may be offensive
“ i met my first valentine on this ride. his/her name was [ name ]. he/she’s a ghost now. ”
“ something just popped! ”
“ boy pull up your goddamn pants. i can see pinnochio and he is telling the truth. ”
“ i can’t shove this up my ass. ”
“ HOW’D YOU MISS THE BOWL? ”
“ i’m not scared. ”
“ out of my way, i’m a real grandpa. ”
“ i’m ready to go, now! ”
“ i haven’t touched a piece of candy in 20 years. ”
“ don’t look at the dildos! ”
“ you’re not my grandson! go away! ”
“ hi [ name ] ! you still look like a slut. ”
“ i need more candy. ”
“ excuse me pharmacist, where the sugar section. ”
* screaming *
“ FUUUUUUCK. did i close that garage door? ”
“ youse a bitch and your mammy is too. ”
“ son, i’m only gonna ask you one more time. put that candy back i’m not buying you that sugar. ”
“ santa is watching you, asshole. ”
“ oh shit we’re being pulled over. ”
“ who am i? ”
“ when i met your first grandmammy, back in uh 1857. ”
“ that was the saddest section of her life. ”
“ well i took the whole goddamn bottle of these vitamins here. ”
“ well they tasted just like candy to me. ”
“ well it’s gonna have to be a spooky one because it’s the halloween time. ”
“ the goddamn flashlight is broken again. ”
“ the fuck did you just call me? ”
“ i drank some bleach all the way down to the blue and now i’m starting to feel like harry potter. ”
“ what are you supposed to be, a disappointment? ”
“ every halloween i have the same goddamn nightmare. ”
“ a goblin tries to eat out my asshole. ”
“ it shows what you gonna look like when you get old and fucked up. ”
“ oH fuck me right in the asshole. ”
“ this is longer than my dick. ”
“ when we get home, i am going to give you a spooky ass grounding. ”
“ what the FUCK. ”
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