beer before liquor: adorn a vest of wicker
liquor before beer: the wraith draws near
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“well. plays the cards i’m given” has profoundly changed something in me. litany against wallowing in an unsatisfactory situation
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i just scored a $180 qhd monitor for free and one of my favorite bands is coming to chicago in november. say it with me guys: we're so back
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being a sports fan is so undignified man
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nervous breakthrough
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we're just saying anything ig
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so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you
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well i was extremely incorrect bc i went back last night and realized one of my brackets was completely right up until the van-edm series. i had the canucks winning the whole gd thing and now i have nothing. i shouldn't have brought this energy yesterday, that was really bad timing. vancouver was depending on me. i let them down hard
i shouldn't have made two brackets for a playoffs year i couldn't care less about. i made one that i thought might actually happen and one based purely on vibes and guess what they both suck
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spring seventeen, let me down easy
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panel went well but the cat i was hoping to adopt got scooped up. the lord giveth etc
moderating a panel tomorrow night who wants to see an adult woman projectile vomit into an audience of filmgoers
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i shouldn't have made two brackets for a playoffs year i couldn't care less about. i made one that i thought might actually happen and one based purely on vibes and guess what they both suck
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Swatch 1996
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