figure studies 7 April 2024 — babygirl porsche by day, daddy's lil monster by night
timelapse below the cut
yes I wrote all the text myself i'm an artist and a masochist. by the time I realized this was not a quick sketch, he still had no hands, and i had a headache. done is done is done.
So you know how lots of birds just find humans really sexy? Like how they're constantly trying to seduce humans, and if you have pet birds there's whole guides for how to not give your bird mixed signals and make them think you're their mate, and how they keep trying to drive off the partners of their owners/carers as rivals
And people who own or live near these types of birds just kind of have to live with this, like they just gotta accept that that's how birds are and work around it
I like to think that that's how gods feel about the tiresome human propensity to worship them at the drop of a hat
you're telling me i cant SUPER boop someone on mobile??? i cannot whack my mutuals with three huge paws at the same time because i am trapped on this device?? mutuals im sorry🥺😭