chimpwarlock

[chimpwarlock]

fucking jujutsu kaisen is making me like shonen manga again, damn you gege akutami

#jjk

[chimpwarlock]

im not good enough at math to come up with anything better than x = fireball spell but i bet i could get better at math if there was some kind of math wizard to make it more interesting to me

x = fireball spell

I think math wizards is cool. i wanna see more formulae in spellcasting

[chimpwarlock]

x = fireball spell

I think math wizards is cool. i wanna see more formulae in spellcasting

[chimpwarlock]

vote here now

take me behind the shed and lop my head off

give me full control of the us government

#america #what's good

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do NOT interpret this as me being a harry potter fan BUT i think there is an angle of interpretation from which wands are cool. but only if you’re waving them around like crazy, if you’re a wand type wizard you need to be looking like a conductor of a symphony, or it could also be cool if you did some dual wielding type shit

Wands are for the weak and stupid. Learn to use a staff(big branch, can pommel you with it) like a proper wizard or hand gestures like Merlin from Merlin. Glyphs and runes are acceptable but if I see a wand in your hand I will slap your weak, slender wrists. No amount of half assed incantations can save you from my flying hands clad in enchanted rings charging at your delicate nose.

I HATE YOU, POTTER

YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TOWER NOR SCROLLS

YOU ARE NOT A WIZARD

Sincerly,

All true wizards

#i dont like harry potter

[chimpwarlock]

*sends the hounds after you*

#fuck you

[chimpwarlock]

its time to fgiht back! war on the government and steal all their chairs

Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc

[chimpwarlock]

im going to go ont he world wilde web and order myself some CDs and DVDs :)

[chimpwarlock]

yeah, im thinking it's boner time. owch!

[chimpwarlock]

who are you

bil

[chimpwarlock]

I can tell you what mtg colors any city in California is

[chimpwarlock]

THE SUCCESSION FANDOM IS DYING. REBLOG IF YOURE A LOSER

[chimpwarlock]

cycle of abuse fans when the poison drips through