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My favorite Dungeon Meshi episode, “dragon lady ft. an autistic person’s worst nightmare” is here

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers

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when did this happen???

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims

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kabru dunmeshi is basically a chernobyl survivor who was adopted by an eternally young hot white woman who was going to pamper him for his entire life but instead of wanting to be pampered he was like "mom, i need to become a stalker. i need to return to the Zone" and his elf mom was like "nooo the Zone sucks you'll be shot by a bandit" and he was like "no mom i need to go to the Zone and find out what happened" and she was like "fine" and pulled out a machinegun from her days in the Suicide Squad and trained him to kill while firing on him with live ammunition. Then he went to the Zone and immediately got killed by a pack of wild dogs because elf mom only taught him how to shoot other humans

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #kabru of utaya

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I like to think he starts every meeting like this

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #yaad

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what i love about mlp fim is that the power of friendship is not a symbolic thing it is a real and tangible force so potent it can be channeled into killing people

#mlp

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reading that the Knuckles show focuses more on the human characters than the Sonic cast again

#sonic the hedghog

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dungeon meshi & steven universe are in no way a 1:1 and greg and shuro aren’t alike at all but can you imagine for a second if marcille was in pearl’s shoes. if falin sacrificed herself to have a baby with SHURO out of nowhere. the things she would do….. she’d be in western elf jail for the rest of her sad gay life

#dungeon meshi #steven universe

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Oh no... I think I love them

#sonic the hedgehog #barry the quokka

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Blorbo from my shows.

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #falin touden

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Falin with Laois hair: Cute pixie cut!

Laios with Falin hair: HEEEEEEYEEEHYEEEHYEHYEH

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #falin touden

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#I had no idea people followed that many blogs #I follow 10 and half of them are IRL friends #2 or 3 of which are inactive

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ok im about to think about the Character!! im so Excited 😊😊

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#sonic the hedghog #amy rose

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April fools

@themornal and @8edhead are the voices

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #maya fey #franziska von karma

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i love collaborative fanfiction

#adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #prismo the wishmaster

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Given how wizards are themed around higher education, with their universities and ivory towers, I wanna see more fiction that goes into their published papers.

Like, there should be massive drama in the Wizarding world about how Fantasy Wikipedia says "There's no consensus about the origins of skydoves" when in fact, there very much is, everyone knows they were created in the first or second dragon wars, and that's uncontroversial. One single wizard at the University of Towers who thinks they're an offshoot of mermaids DOES NOT MEAN IT'S AN OPEN ISSUE.

Papers that are rebuttals to other magical discoveries. Like, look, that spell just won't work, and you can't call it a "theoretical exercise" just to cover up the fact that you've not been able to cast it. You can't combine Ichthyomancy with completely unrelated elemental summonings, that's just not how magic works, in all due respect.

Thesis defense would be significantly scarier when all your reviewers can cast Everburning Fireball on your ass.

Learning Theoretical Evocation from a hungover lizardman TA at 8am, because the professor for this course has been off on the Elemental Plane of Circles for half the semester trying to finish her paper on how Centaurs predate horses rather than the other way around.

Speaking of which, the life of a wizard graduate student... You keep getting called to go on "quests" which are just overgrown research expeditions to help out some professor's project. You spent nearly a month in that damp castle capturing all the spinfrogs you could find, all to help your professor's project on the possibilities of concentrated soul essences. To this day, you still get dizzy whenever you see battlements, let alone a donjon.

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it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now