choicesmcxjake

[choicesmcxjake]

Hi!

I know it's been a while. And I'm not back, I actually just want to use this account (cause it has at least a few more followers then my other SM) for this.

Anyone that watched Avatar, regardless if only the first or the second too, I would really recomend you go and watch "Mission Blue". It's a documentary about Dr. Sylvia Earle and it really show where James Cameron took a bit of the inspiration for the second film about the greed of the humans.

Anybody that didn't watch Avatar, obviously you can and should go watch it too. Its a, in my opinion, fantastic documentary, very heartbreaking but incredibly important.

Thank you for your time! 👋🎩♥️

#climate change #mission blue #dr sylvia earle #james cameron #avatar #avatar 2009 #avatar 2 #avatar the way of water #avatar way of water #avatar twow

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Fiddler: *whistels* Stay.

Jake: *stops*

Fiddler: Good dog.

Jake: Bite me.

Fiddler: Roll over.

Jake: Play dead.

Mike: Boom! *fist bumps Jake*

#jeanine #fiddler #jake mckenzie #mike darwin #endless summer #playchoices

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Jake: I'm a... I'm a lone wolf. A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. What's a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?

*Everyone coming in for a hug*

#jake mckenzie #endless summer #playchoices

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Zahra: You could start smoking.

Michelle: Or stop using sunscreen.

Raj: Or be like my dumbass cousin and try to take a selfie with a tiger.

Sean: Okay, I'm not actually looking for advice on how to die young.

#zahra namazi #michelle ngyuen #raj bhandarkar #sean gayle #endless summer #playchoices

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Stranger: Is that man annoying you?

Mc: *looking at Jake* Yes, but he's my husband, I signed up for this.

#jake mckenzie #endless summer #playchoices #jake x mc #mc x jake

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Jake: I love them lots. I love them so much that some night I stare at their sleeping face and I picture how sad I'll be if they died. I love doing that. That's what true love is. It's not sexual jealousy or shared facebook profiles, all those psychopath, it's just looking at someone sleeping face and thinking "I hope I die before ya."

#jake mckenzie #endless summer #playchoices #jake x mc #mc x jake

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Jake: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Mike: No.

Kele: Absolutely not.

Jake: *laughs*

Mike: I hope it sucks whatever you're going through.

Kele: *laughing* I hope it sucks.

Kele: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Mike: I hope you reach out to me, so I can ignore you.

*another wave of laughter*

Mike: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Kele: *dying* Oh, brother!

Jake: Fuck man, what the hell! I was just asking if you would be there for me.

#jake mckenzie #kele #mike darwin #endless summer #playchoices

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Zahra: If you want to square and cube things, get a job in a fucking jello factory mate!

#zahra namazi #endless summer #playchoices

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Raj: Sean, when was the last time you went to a night club?

Sean: Four weeks ago actually.

Jake: And, did they have the directions you were looking for?

#raj bhandarkar #sean gayle #jake mckenzie #endless summer #playchoices

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Aleister: The answer is four what is the question.

Mike: How many times have I fallen down a well?

Estela: ...please say your joking.

Jake: He's not.

Mike: It was dark!

Jake: Not that dark.

#aleister rourke #mike darwin #estela montoya #jake mckenzie #endless summer #playchoices #mike x estela #estela x mike

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Quinn: May I lovingly caress the slope of your cheek because it feels like home?

#quinn kelly #endless summer #playchoices

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Aleister: I'm not judging you.

Jake: You are completely judging me right now!

Aleister: Okay, maybe I'm judging you. Just.. just a little bit.

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Jake: Adventure, Aleister. It's good for you.

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Mike: *quietly and continuously over the walky-talky* Help...

Jake: *fed up* Boy, if you don't shut up I'll give you a reason to scream for help!

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Mike: Alright strap on-in!

Mike: *hoping Jake didn't hear* Strap in.

Jake: Strap on or in, okay.

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Mc: Jake it happens to lots of guys. You're probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, don't worry about it.

Jake: I'm not worried, I'm fascinating. You know it's like biology. Which is funny cause in high school I failed biology and tonight biology failed me.