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[christophergist]

CHRISTOPHER GIST HERE TELLING YOU KIDS TO STAY AT SCHOOL!

You don’t want to grow up to be a bitter bald man now, do you?

#PSA #KEEP CLASSY NEW YORK #No one likes an incel.

[christophergist]

🗡️

KNIFE TO MEET YOU TOO.But, I can’t say it would be the same for the Captain now, can I? 

#crack #BADUM~TSS! #Hmmmmmmm? #princercgent #I heard that you were absolutely HORRIBLE for the captain's health.

[christophergist]

Kernel, frro0r oceni I swerea it’s not me!

#crack #Eleisxn

[christophergist]

ALL THE MEN YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, COLONEL MONRO! ALL THE MEN YOU WANT! IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY AND YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY AS YOU WANT.

WOOOOOOOO!

September 25?

#crack #DEFINITELY HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW MANY I'VE DRANK OH WELL #BETTER GO BACK TO COUNTING FROM 1 #ANOTHER ALE PLEASE IF YOU DON'T MIND #WOOOOOOOOO #CAN'T STOP #WON'T STOP #DRINKS ON THE CAPTAIN

[christophergist]

September 25?

Look at that date! It’s the good Colonel’s birthday! 

Why, you know what this means--

                                                    -- BIRTHDAY SEX!

#crack #eleisxn #HAPPY (FANON) BIRTHDAY COLONEL MONRO #ALSO I MIGHT BE DRUNK

[christophergist]

“Christoper Gist at your service!”

#me #I AM THE BEST FIRST MATE #HANDSOME TOO

[christophergist]

I can’t say I know given that there is absolutely nothing to fight about.

Me @ dash: you wanna throw hands cmon

#crack #princercgent #If this is about the first mate position #well I cannot say we can fight about it good man because I have that positioned filled

[christophergist]

“Quite the story, Colonel! It’s rare to find you indulging in certain favorites! So why not consider drinking some more? A toast to your quill!” He begins to fill up the Colonel’s tankard again before raising his own.

canis-venaticus‌:

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He takes a quick drink just as he smiles. “I appreciate the thoughts, master Cormac, master Gist.”  

Gist then puts a hand under his chin and leans toward the Colonel. “And, pray tell, tell us what you have been busying yourself with while we were gone? Other than matters of the army, of course. That is a given!” 

Shay had done the same, though his hand rested itself against his cheek as he eagerly looked at the Colonel between him and Gist. “So? Got any stories for us, Colonel?”

“Hm, let us see…” He trails off while eyeing his cup. “Oh.” He perks up, smiling just as eagerly. “I found quite an exquisite quill the other day. It reminded me of my old favourite. It was very light in the hand and surprisingly easy. Though… I much prefer heavier ones for having grown used to it but I was feeling quite impulsive and purchased it.” Sheepishly, he hides his face behind his cup.

#eleisxn #canis venaticus

[christophergist]

Throw hands about what exactly?

Me @ dash: you wanna throw hands cmon

#crack #princercgent #OHO INSECURE #ARE WE?

[christophergist]

Hey, Hey!           YOU, YOU!                           I DON’T LIKE YOUR FIRST MATE! NO WAY! NO WAY!                         I think you need a new one! Hey, hey!                         You, YOU!

                                          I CAN BE YOUR FIRST MATE!

#Crack #SO COME OVER HERE AND LET US TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR #AND BETTER YET MAKE YOUR FIRST MATE DISAPPEAR #YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO SAY HIS NAME EVER AGAIN #HE'S LIKE SO WHATEVER #YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER #I THINK WE SHOULD SAIL TOGETHER NOWWWWWWW #AND THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT #canis venaticus #WHAT'S THAT? HE'S LONG GONE? GOOD RIDDANCE! #princercgent

[christophergist]

Gist then puts a hand under his chin and leans toward the Colonel. “And, pray tell, tell us what you have been busying yourself with while we were gone? Other than matters of the army, of course. That is a given!” 

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“And this is why every meeting should be celebrated!”

“We understand, Colonel. It’s not like our duty on the Morrigan allows us to give you a constant visit anyway.”

He takes a quick drink just as he smiles. “I appreciate the thoughts, master Cormac, master Gist.”  

#canis venaticus #eleisxn #BUT ESPECIALLY SINCE THE COLONEL HAS BEEN ON DRY LAND FOR THE LONGEST TIME HMMMMMMMMM WHAT DO YOU SAY SHAY

[christophergist]

“And this is why every meeting should be celebrated!”

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“Ah.” He returns the smile. “Have I been away for too long?”

“Far too long, Colonel Monro! The army has you everyday but we only get you depending on the occasion!”

“Far too few occasions, really.” Shay added as he grabbed for his tankard. “Not enough moments.” 

#eleisxn #canis venaticus

[christophergist]

“Far too long, Colonel Monro! The army has you everyday but we only get you depending on the occasion!”

canis-venaticus‌:

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eleisxn‌:

“Templar Camaraderie?” Brows furrow in obvious confusion. “I … do not follow.” 

Gist proceeds to pour him a glass. “Oh just join in the celebration! Here, here, have a drink.”

“Colonel, forgive Gist. We just missed your company, is all.” Shay smiles at that.

“Ah.” He returns the smile. “Have I been away for too long?”

#canis venaticus #eleisxn

[christophergist]

eleisxn‌:

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canis-venaticus‌:

eleisxn‌:

“Whatever do you mean?”

“Colonel.” Shay walked into the room. “I hope you’re fine with the drinks I picked up.”

Colonel looked up. “And who am I to complain, Master Cormac? Though I still wonder what all these are for.” 

“To celebrate Templar Camaraderie! Isn’t that right, Captain?”

“Well…” Shay could not help but laugh at that. “…Templar Camaraderie, that’s one way to put it.”

“Templar Camaraderie?” Brows furrow in obvious confusion. “I … do not follow.” 

Gist proceeds to pour him a glass. “Oh just join in the celebration! Here, here, have a drink.”

#eleisxn #canisvenaticus

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canis-venaticus‌:

@christophergist “I find myself at a lost, Gist. Is the Colonel just not that interested?”

Oho, is that despair I am hearing from our own captain? Now what brought this up?

#canis venaticus

[christophergist]

eleisxn‌:

canis-venaticus‌:

eleisxn‌:

“Whatever do you mean?”

“Colonel.” Shay walked into the room. “I hope you’re fine with the drinks I picked up.”

Colonel looked up. “And who am I to complain, Master Cormac? Though I still wonder what all these are for.” 

“To celebrate Templar Camaraderie! Isn’t that right, Captain?”

#canis venaticus #eleisxn

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eleisxn‌:

Ah, of course. Thank you. 

He takes out several bottles of ale, “Well, good thing the Captain has been quite generous or else we won’t be able to enjoy this in Fort Arsenal!”

Bottles of ale right before him. Oh. He leans back further into his seat. Brows raised, the Colonel looks at the other as if waiting for an explanation. “Are we celebrating?” 

“Definitely. Celebrating is something we do for every first time after all.”

#eleisxn #IT'S TIME CAPTAIN