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Hamilton characters as stuff people at my school have said:

Alexander: Everybody is so dumb that I want to tell them to go to hell but I'm afraid they will get lost on the way!

Laurens : you can't buy happines but you can buy turtles and that's kind of the same thing

Hercules: I beat him up by accident I SWEAR

Lafayette: I don't want to lose my virginity to a brownie!

Burr: my usual order is a vanilla latte with extra whipped cream and seven espresso shots. I have started to believe that doing coccaine would be more affordable.

Eliza: you look like a stoned squid, are you sure you are feeling ok?

Angelica: don't you "go back to your kitchen" at me!

Peggy: how old was I when I was born?

Jefferson: I stand against vegans because in order to get their protein they leave smurfs homeless

Madison: I aspire to pursue a career in laser meat chopping.

Washington: if anybody searches for me I will be in the back of the class stabbing myself artistically with a ruler

phlip: WhY dOEs tHe ChAIr haVe a DiFiCultY lEveL?

Seabury: pigeons are retarded!

King George: do beggars in Switzrland accept pre-paid?

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