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One of my coworkers is eating dry ass undressed arugula (Yes ARUGULA) straight outta ziplock bag like this and idk why it’s completely sending me, like I’ve been laughing for like 10 minutes:
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Bye I had another ‘they killed Poussey?? i’m never watching this show again’ moment with that show Dexter…WHY TF was it necessary to do that at the end of season 5, FUCK
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Canada is becoming a fucking nightmare the amount of people that are CONSERVATIVE??? Like genuinely right wing nutter conservative?? JAW DROPPING!
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Ive been MANIFESTING Chappell Roan’s rise for many reasons but primarily because I need super graphic ultra modern girl or femininomenon on drag race! Yeah I know that’s so corny but like tell me that wouldn’t EAT if we have 2 good lipsyncers?
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@shoppersdrugmart I’m not paying 5 dollars for a box of ritz crackers and nearly 4 dollars for a can of black beans FUCK YOURSELF!
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I feel like there's two levels of chronically online. There's like, the variety where you recognize obscure memes and stupid drama and post constantly but have some sort of tether to reality and have friends in the real world and read the news from time to time, and then there's the kind where you genuinely don't realize that your political position or feelings about popular media are not just non-mainstream but actively fringe and that it's not emotional labor to pick people up from the airport.
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Ever since I say what post that said: ‘you judge your cat for screaming for food in the morning but they only get fed twice and you eat three times and also get your ass up every couple of hours for a snack’ I’ve been looking into free feeding my cat cause goddamn that was some real shit!
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Alright by Victoria Monet has NARCOTICS in it, I literally cannot stop listening to it SOMEONE HELP ME!!
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getting to know my mutuals and followers: if you had to sing karaoke on the spot RIGHT NOW what would your go to song be reply in the tags
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There is literally no other way to dance to ‘bodyguard’ than this gif right here!
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‘he hates black women too, he’s just more subtle’ yes I know lol that’s literally what this post means 🧍🏽‍♀️
Bill burr shows be like ‘Women are sluts and whores and I hate every single one of them! They deserve to be chained in a basement and only come up for air to clean my shit,cook my food and suck my co…Did i say women? I meant WHITE women’ *audience standing ovation*
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Im sorry but that show tournament of champions of the food network (blind judged cooking comp with some of the best chefs in the world) having 4 back to back female winners (I haven’t finished season 5 idk if there is a new male winner) is one of the BIGGEST evidence for male privilege holding women back!!
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Listen I’m not like an incredible dancer but I feel gaslit as fuck cause, ya’ll seriously can’t fr the Tshwala bam dance?? Like Fr fr ya’ll are struggling to do what is essentially a 2 step??
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Some thoughts on act ii
Jolene has always been a bird song to me, and this new take keeps it that way! I do feel if I ever put my clown suit on and tried to came to a girl ‘as a woman’ about my man, I’d probably take the Beyoncé route lol
Bodyguard is the BEST song on the album, and may have just entered my ‘favorite songs of all time’ list! Truly a perfect song!
Everyone is 100% right about YA YA! I know that song is going to be EVERYTHING on the tour!
I know Oh Louisiana is short but it’s so good! It’s definitely underrated as well, I haven’t seen alot of people rave about it as much but I absolutely loved it.
Smoke hour is so cute! Her getting Willie Nelson to say KNTRY is so fucking funny
Overall, I usually dislike when an album is more than 12-14 songs because its typically done as a cash grab to max out streaming numbers but this felt very purposeful! Unlike Renaissance, which was a 10/10 no skips album, there were def some skips on this one and some songs I didn’t care for that much, however as a cohesive project, and the fact that one of the songs on there is entering my hall of fame of songs in existence, I’d say CC is a solid 8.9/10!
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I was at the Amaarae concert yesterday and the masc shortage must be bad if even I (Not masc presenting usually, but was dressed alittle masculine yesterday, but miss girl I don’t give masc energy AT ALL) was getting hit on by GORGEOUS fems like babes are ya’ll ok???? Is it becoming a ‘close enough’ situation? Lord
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SOMEONE needs to do a sleep study on shifters!! I HAVE to know if there’s anything to it!
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