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I think Stardew Valley, The Sims, and Minecraft are all in the same category of game in that you play it obsessively for weeks, losing all sense of time, and then don’t touch it for months

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when the essay prompt lets me get a little autistic with it

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Double Date

Hang in there, Sakura-chan

Keep reading

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Get you a girl who speaks in parentheses. Get you a girl who includes information in a sentence that isn't necessary but adds additional context or commentary.

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from the south of the states(louisiana-arkansas area)

fries- chips- biscuits from red lobster- cookies (they look like the shortbread kind in the round tins that you open up to a thread-and-needle-childhood disappointment) coke(my family calls all soft drinks coke for some reason) candy- cigarettes-beanie-cotton candy

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

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hehehe

#tit bird #embroidery #handmade #punny

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I keep forgetting to post this painting here!

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That Glalie. You know the one.

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“You must come with me, loving me, to death; or else hate me, and still come with me” Carmilla, 1872.

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Sokka's girlfriend looked great today.

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I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

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My comic to @recovery-zine <3 ❤

I drew it two years ago and my style has changed a little but I'm still really proud of this piece, I'm happy I can finally show it ❤!

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#beadwork #jojo’s bizarre adventure #handmade

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Reblog if you also think Toph shouldn’t have been a cop.

I want to see how “unpopular” this opinion really is outside cop-worshipping Reddit.

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here’s Deirdre, hannibal’s daughter. she like to close her eyes when i take pictures lol

ok, so i realize that this is really niche, but i’m playing my own sims 4 100 baby challenge except it’s just the alphabet. basically i’m naming kids in alphabetical order (but if they are a triplet or twin they get the same letter) anyway, i’m on letter “D” and the father is hannibal lecter (i was bored ok). i need name suggestions here’s some that i’ve thought of:

also:

this was hilarious to me.

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ok, so i realize that this is really niche, but i’m playing my own sims 4 100 baby challenge except it’s just the alphabet. basically i’m naming kids in alphabetical order (but if they are a triplet or twin they get the same letter) anyway, i’m on letter “D” and the father is hannibal lecter (i was bored ok). i need name suggestions here’s some that i’ve thought of:

also:

this was hilarious to me.

#nbc hannibal #sims 4 #tumblr polls

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SOUTHERN EMO

MIDWEST EMO