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AU where Paul and Feyd get betrothed to each other and while Paul is excited to be around someone his age, Feyd is terrified because of the way his heart starts racing whenever Paul is nearby or smiles at him or how his chest aches when Paul is away. He tells the Baron that he hates Paul stating that it’s Bene Gesserit witchcraft for making him feel this way and for Paul having this much control over him. The more he tried to ignore Paul the more Paul found ways to spend time with him and Feyd hating himself for giving in each time, even when Paul keeps holding his hand he is unable to find it in him to let go.

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fuckigbgdg Paul has access to the memory of Baron. At the moment he meets Feyd-Rautha, he knows exactly what shaped him into this. He knows about the abuse. Omyfgdjjffjdf god

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Feyd Rautha, pointing to Chani: Who's that? Your pet?

Feyd Rautha pulls out his phone and opens the gallery in the same second: Look, I have three too! This picture here is of them eating a human, this one too, and this one.... They're pretty voracious. I love them.

#feyd rautha #paul atreides #chani kynes #dune memes #dune

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#dune #dune part two #feydpaul #paul atreides #feyd rautha harkonnen

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I love how in the movies feyds harpies are never said to be his concubines, it’s just

Yeah that’s the Na-Baron and his hotbitch cannibal emotional support girl squad

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Re-watched "Call Me By Your Name" and now I can't stop thinking about Barry living as Elliot.

No tragedy, no deaths, just loving parents and a happy childhood.

Henry is a famous and wealthy doctor, Nora is a professional writer who gardens for the soul. Summer and holidays at the cottage in Italy. All day Barry swims and sunbathes, reads books while lying in a hammock, and eats peaches straight from the trees. Henry works in his office when it's unbearably hot outside, and Nora writes her new novel right by the pool without fear of damaging the manuscript.

In the evenings they lie on the couch. Nora leans back against her husband's chest and reads books aloud. She strokes Barry's head in her lap, and Henry turns the pages for her.

They have dinner parties where they invite all the family friends. Henry plays piano for the guests, and Barry and Nora sing a duet. Then Barry and Iris run off before anyone suggests playing charades, steal a bottle of wine from the table, and get high in the attic, sharing gossip and secrets with each other.

When Nora takes offense at Barry or Henry, they know what song to turn on the old record player to make her forgive them. Nora and Henry always start dancing and Barry watches them with a smile.

When Barry is worried about something, he gathers his parents in the living room and tells them everything. Henry gives advice, Nora is supportive.

Barry and Nora smoke in the garden in secret from Henry, discussing the latest news. When he catches them doing this, he douses them with water from the garden hose, wailing about the evils of smoking. However, no one gave up the bad habit.

Barry deserves it so much, I'm crying.

#I wondered what Nora's job was #but made her a writer anyway #No canon can beat my headcanon #barry allen #nora allen #henry allen #the flash #the flash cw

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Modern AU where Leto is an overprotective father to Paul and does not like him being friends with the Harkonnen. He doesn’t like the awe he sees in Paul’s eyes with Feyd showing him one of his knives from his collection, he definitely does not like the way the Harkonnen looks at Paul when he thinks no one is watching, and he especially doesn’t like when the a Harkonnen starts to get more physical with his son anywhere from tugging on his curls or stroking his cheek, up to where he wanted to “practice” kissing with Paul that became more of a common occurrence. Paul remains oblivious to it all simply telling Leto that they are just really good friends. Feyd is well aware of what he is doing and how Leto reacts even pushing more of his affections onto Paul when he know he’s watching.

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I couldn't find that information on google. Do we even know who Nora Allen worked as?

#the flash #barry allen #nora allen

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#Awww look at my boo #my sweetie pie who is going through a traumatic moment in his life involving the murder of another inmate in prison aww #michael scofield #wentworth miller #prison break

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But oooooh it’s gotta be an AU where Len is a single hard working dad who doesn’t have time for a relationships. He’s working two jobs and raising a kid, he doesn’t need anything else on his plate.

And maybe Barry is still Flash!

He’s fighting this big bad meta and it’s not out in the open or in the city no, it’s in a neighborhood. People looking out their windows, property getting destroyed, just a huge mess. Barry is unable to lead the meta out into the open and ends up getting his ass totally kicked, gets tossed away like a ragged doll, and knocked unconscious.

And then he wakes up in the Snart house. (Michael saw him out cold in the middle of their frontyard and helped Len carry him into their home).

Of course, Len had to take the hood/mask off in order to check Barry’s head injury, so now Len and little Michael Snart know the Flash’s identity!

So Barry wakes up and thanks them over and over while simultaneously begging them not to reveal his identity to anyone (Michael is like 10 or 11, old enough to know he shouldn’t blab about this to anyone).

And I can’t think of a reason why, but Barry keeps going back there. Maybe they invite him for dinner or he just wants to check in on the nice family who helped him out. Either way, Michael and Len see a lot of the Flash and Michael is devastated that he can’t tell anyone. And Len may or may not be developing feelings.

But what I need overall is misunderstandings and slow burn and miscommunication and reasons for not being together (Len’s “I’m working two jobs and raising a kid!” And Barry’s “I don’t want to put you guys in danger!”) and Michael being so fed up, he’s about ready to lock them in a closet.

I need Michael plotting and scheming but also wanting nothing more than to see his father happy.

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they should have let Feyd-Rautha say his iconic line in the movie

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I'm not a fan of ColdWestAllen, but I'm thinking about them on Earth-2 and damn, it's hot. Mayor Leonard Snart can be verbally humiliating, and Detective Iris West threatens physical violence when some asshole thinks he can hurt their sunshine Barry Allen. And, yes, Iris and Barry are officially married and Leonard is just a "family friend" but the real close people know they're together.

#leonard snart #barry allen #iris west #coldwestallen #coldflash #westallen #the flash #legends of tomorrow #earth 2

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They say I snatched you from the world above

Bound you with pomegranates, cast a spell

Bribed you with architecture. It’s not so.

Friendship is complicated, life is, love,

Your work the growing world, my task is Hell

You come back always, always have to go.

Hades And Persephone by Jo Walton

#feyd rautha #paul atreides #paul x feyd #feyd x paul #feydpaul #feypaul #dune part two #dune

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the children yearn for domestic feydpaul

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Ronan Lynch is Coldwave's baby.

Looks like Leonard, with all the tattoos and shaved head. Likes to wear leather jackets and blue parkas. Very smart if he needs to be. Caring older brother.

Swears a lot and doesn't give a shit about the opinions of others, like Mick. Self-Destructive. Can be very sweet and loyal with people and animals he loves. Difficult character.

#mick rory #leonard snart #ronan lynch #coldwave #legends of tomorrow #the raven cycle

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Princess Irulan: Reverent mother, I have a question…

Gaius Helen Mohiam: What is it?

Princess Irulan: Did we ever consider that Feyd-Rautha actually did not pass Gom Jabbar test, because he enjoys tha pain itself, therefor he is immune to test. Does Gom Jabbar test even consider this scenario?

Gaius Helen Mohiam: Please, stop talking…

#Okay now he's going to take a 40-question exam test. I hope you're happy Irulan you ruined all the fun. #dune #dune part two #princess irulan #irulan corrino #bene gesserit