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coto524 · 12 hours
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Wish I was a late bronze age girl
I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.
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coto524 · 13 hours
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OP: "The flickering lights are the call of the other world." (cr: Avid)
Chinese netizen:
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coto524 · 13 hours
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Make them straight adjacent for the homies
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coto524 · 13 hours
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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
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coto524 · 13 hours
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CHAPPELL ROAN Coachella — April 12, 2024
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coto524 · 13 hours
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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
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coto524 · 17 hours
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Unfortunately, Murph will never live this down
Watch the full episode here
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coto524 · 2 days
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i’m working on a play about 65-year-old lesbians, and my dramaturg is an older gay man who has been helping me with historical context and research, and also just in general giving me advice based on his own personal experiences.
fav thing he told me so far, said with a lot of love: “dyke drama was specific. it was always so specific. it was precise and narrowed and pointed. and also so dumb.”
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coto524 · 2 days
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coto524 · 2 days
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How long do you have to be on T until you can start on R, A, N, and S
i can’t even think of a worthy reply this is the best ask ive ever gotten
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coto524 · 2 days
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avril lavigne's "girlfriend" was truly a hater anthem. like your gf's hole is busted and ik you wanna fuck me. maybe i'll let you lmfao
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coto524 · 2 days
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tumblr are you telling me something
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coto524 · 2 days
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coto524 · 3 days
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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn
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coto524 · 3 days
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nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs
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coto524 · 3 days
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dungeon meshi is about the power fantasy of being in the exactly perfectly correct situation for your personal brand of autism to be an essential, lifesaving asset
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coto524 · 3 days
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"i'm mr sterling's right hand arm. man." is to say: i am the unutterable wisdom that precedes and gives rise to verbal understanding.
"i'm mr sterling everything" is to say: i am the undifferentiated matrix through which the phenomenon of "mr sterling" is apprehended.
"his confidant. his best friend. his silly rabbit." is to say: the unity of the two, differentiated and undifferentiated, quiescence and clarity, produces a third which is motion, who then goes on reproduce itself indefinitely.
"does he call you that? no." is to say: the name which can be spoken is not the eternal name.
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