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divinity kink in less of a "fuck me in a nun habit" way and more of a "put me on my knees and rewrite my understanding of faith and show me what a loving god's hand feels like and give me mercy and wrath and splendor and leave your communion dripping from my lips and teach me how every part of my body was meant to worship you"

#the fact that you tagged me is cracking me up #🤣🤣🤣 #i mean you are CORRECT and you should say it

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"disgusting smuts" i have written and which you can read:

i don't think i've mentioned yet that i write for @duckprintspress

i definitely haven't mentioned that i write nsfw, emotional, sappy smut that's secretly about my fandom ot3 but has been re-cast into original fiction.

so. if you want some very sappy gay smut from a nonbinary gay virgin you've come to the right place.

that didn't sell you? no worries, i'll be sharing some snippets soon that will make you😳😳😳

#Look!!!! #stuff to read!!!!

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November Created Works Round-Up: 2 New Works by Duck Prints Press Contributors

Duck Prints Press’s monthly “created works round-ups” are our opportunity to spotlight some of the amazing work that people working with us have done that ISN’T linked to their work with Duck Prints Press. We include fanworks, outside publications, and anything else that creators feel like sharing with y’all. Inclusion is voluntary and includes anything that they decided “hey, I want to put this on the created work’s round-up!”

Check out what they’ve shared with us this month…

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The Story Reaper by The Story Reaper Podcast Crew

audio || original work || no ships, platonic or familial, f/f || general audiences || no major warnings apply || 00:32:42 || ongoing series

summary: In this anthology podcast, The Story Reaper, an otherworldly entity and their young apprentice visit individuals to acquire an untold story. This spooky yet family-friendly collection will take listeners all over the world as the duo listens to and collects the mysterious accounts of the strangers they seek out. This world is full of untold stories - frightful and profound, fantastical and honest: a mother’s brujería, an insatiable house, a cursed 90s reality game show, a cove housing ghosts of persecuted Indian girls, and a monstrous entity haunting a fishing town. These stories are waiting. And they must be collected.

TWITTER - LINK

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Midnight in Middle Earth by Rascal Hartley / @crack--attack

fiction || tolkien - all media types, hobbit - all media types, lord of the rings - all media types || platonic or familial, m/m || bilbo/thorin, frodo/sam, legolas/gimli, aragorn/arwen || mature || creator choses not to use warnings, graphic depictions of violence || 375,048 (with the caveat that i am reading through the last two chapters again so +/- 20 words or so) || complete

summary: The stars are restless.

They twinkle in the night sky, shoving back and forth, trying to catch a glimpse. For all soft songs written of them, for all the kisses shared under them and childlike wonder directed at them, the stars care not for gentleness, nor kind words or deeds. No, when the stars crane their necks, it is to see things like this: a Hobbit, curled up on a path, sobbing, alone. He is covered in blood. It is not his own. He has a traveling companion, a tall wizard who slumbers. Even were the wizard not truly sleeping, Hobbits are such quiet creatures that he never would have noticed the state of his companion.

The stars watch as salty tears shed upon the ground, as dried blood is rewet; and perhaps that is something in itself, something a planet or a galaxy might call an omen, but for right now only the stars see as Bilbo Baggins, Hobbit of the Shire, mourns.

other tags: disabled characters handled lovingly, dances with canon, slight dubcon kissing, war violence, the process of grief

AO3

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You can check out all our past created works round-ups (since July, 2022!) here.

#it me!

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Midnight in Middle Earth

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/B4i6xaX by UnfortunatelyObsessed The stars are restless. They twinkle in the night sky, shoving back and forth, trying to catch a glimpse. For all soft songs written of them, for all the kisses shared under them and childlike wonder directed at them, the stars care not for gentleness, nor kind words or deeds. No, when the stars crane their necks, it is to see things like this: a Hobbit, curled up on a path, sobbing, alone. He is covered in blood. It is not his own. He has a traveling companion, a tall wizard who slumbers. Even were the wizard not truly sleeping, Hobbits are such quiet creatures that he never would have noticed the state of his companion. The stars watch as salty tears shed upon the ground, as dried blood is rewet; and perhaps that is something in itself, something a planet or a galaxy might call an omen, but for right now only the stars see as Bilbo Baggins, Hobbit of the Shire, mourns. Words: 375001, Chapters: 11/11, Language: English Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Frodo Baggins, Sam Gamgee, Gimli (Son of Glóin), Legolas Greenleaf, Elrond Peredhel, Aragorn | Estel, Arwen Undómiel, Dáin Ironfoot Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Frodo Baggins/Sam Gamgee, Gimli (Son of Glóin)/Legolas Greenleaf, Aragorn | Estel/Arwen Undómiel Additional Tags: the process of grief, Mourning, the more you know about Middle Earth the more little lines i threw your way, you can probably diagnose me off this fic alone, manipulation tactics, it dances with canon, Schrödinger's consent?, there is kissing when a character is not in their right mind, Non-Consensual Kissing, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Hallucinations, there IS softness though!, this is a story about love, and loss, and where they intertwine, there are so many more relationships, and many more characters - Freeform, so i only listed the main ones that this focuses on, i became chronically ill and disabled during the writing of this, and if you find where you get a silver star, it would be gold but i think it's extremely obvious, disabled characters written by a disabled author, Schizotypal character, amputee characters, POTS character, COPD/asthmatic character, War, NOT inspiration porn, disabilities are treated very realistically, Sign Language, Dubious Consent, linguistics handled lovingly, Ergodic, or well ergodic in parts anyway, culture handled lovingly, some unreality read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/B4i6xaX

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Pre-Orders Now Open for “Many Drops Make a Stream” by Adrian Harley!

Pre-orders for Adrian Harley’s debut sapphic fantasy novel Many Drops Make a Stream are now open!

A memory-stealing cult. The ever-watchful City of Eyes. Making small talk. Join Droplet as she faces all these horrors and more…

Vigilante shapeshifter Droplet has trained her entire life to take down those with more power than scruples, but she still makes mistakes. When a rescue mission goes wrong, a memory-stealing cult of blood mages escapes with kidnapped captives in tow. To save them, Droplet reluctantly teams up with the outgoing, tenacious Azera. Droplet knows better than to trust a human—she made that mistake once, and that person’s betrayal scattered her community across the known world—and she can tell Azera is hiding secrets behind her sunny smile. But if they can’t learn to work together, even Droplet’s own memories could be lost.

Many Drops Make a Stream, Adrian Harley’s debut novel, is the stand-alone first book in a series of related fantasy-mystery-heists featuring the shapeshifter Droplet and the friends and found family who work alongside her to fight the corrupt powers-that-be. Many Drops Make a Stream is rated general (adult) audiences and features shapeshifting shenanigans, a nascent f/f quarrelers-to-lovers pre-relationship, a wonderful extended cast of family and pseudo-family, necromancy and blood magic and spellwork (oh my!), and one (1) very angry goose.

For this campaign, we’re offering:

Many Drops Make a Stream e-book (ePub and PDF formats)

Many Drops Make a Stream digest-sized trade paperback book (bonus: every single print book comes with a bookplate signed by Adrian Harley!)

Droplet!Dux Die-Cut Sticker

Many Drops Make a Stream Cover Art Print

Shapeshifting Droplet Enamel Pin

Patron-exclusive extra wooden coaster (for people who support Duck Prints Press at the $10/month and $25/month level on Patreon and back this campaign)

Better yet, you can get a discount by picking one of three bundles:

Many Drops Make a Stream E-Book + Merchandise

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Many Drops Make a Stream E-Book + Print Book + Merchandise

You can learn all about the book, the author, the campaign, and our offerings by visiting the pre-order page NOW!

Want a chance to win a trade paperback copy of Many Drops Make a Stream? Help us spread the word about this campaign by liking and signal boosting our posts on any of our platforms that including “sharing” functionality (such as Tumblr, Mastodon, Bluesky, and Facebook), and you can get up to 4 entries per platform where you share!*

Campaign backers will also get bonuses based on the number of signal boosts our posts receive! All the social media links for sharing are on the linked pre-order page, so help us tell the world about the awesome book, and who knows – you might win a copy! (But only if we fund, ’cause we can’t afford to print the book if we don’t fund, so help us make sure people who want to buy The Awesome learn that The Awesome exists!)

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Was. Was anyone gonna tell me I somehow wrote season 2.

pliocene

“Well you’ve gone and fucked it up now, mate.”

“I beg your pardon?”

“Fuckin' beg then, man, it's just ocean for miles.” Ed motions out to the waves, where there is no sign of any sort of ship, their small dinghy pulled far up on the sand. “I told you when the clouds look like seagulls you take fuckin' cover. Goddamn ocean mutinied me.”

read it here!

#saw the trailer bc people are commenting on pliocene a lot today! #was like 'huh i wonder if there's a reason' #the answer is yes. there is. #david jenkins and taika waititi if you're reading this just hire me next time #ofmd #ofmd s2

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gif from the dailymotion video thanks to pasta_knife on twitter

also cant find this  one anywhere on here, only beautiful gifsets of it, so ill upload this too :3c 

#*tucks ace flag in back pocket* #kayvan.... in shorts....

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I make art for myself and myself only.

#i did not realize i needed this until right this moment #yeah bb leave that lame vampire i can grant u ur every wish #ur soooo smart and sexy #that is both the djinn at memo and me @ u op #wwdits #wwdits s4 #wwdits s4 spoilers #djinn x guillermo #djinnermo? #wwdits fanart

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#if this happened i would straight up die #and then i'd come back and demand to be let on the writing team #c'mon fx let me on the writing team #i'll behave i promise #i'll even design better merch #jfc get better merch #i want twilight-style shirts that say 'team nandor' and 'team freddie' #or whatever his name is #and little refillable juice pouches that look like blood bags #also give us a dating sim #js #wwdits #my fics #my writing

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A Little Life, Hanya Yanagihara //  Dancing Bears, William H. Beard

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one of my favorite anecdotes from the Stonewall riots is when the commotion first started rumbling and distracting the cops, one set of arrested people escaped the police wagon handcuffed together. The pair then walked around Greenwich village until they found someone in the S/M community for a handcuff key.

“No kink at pride.” Babe, who’s gonna unlock the handcuffs? 

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The guy behind the counter at the post office was just like, "can I getcha anything else? Stamps? Pint of blood?" And the ten seconds it took me to remember my mask has vampire teeth printed on it was the longest most bewildering moment of my year so far

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Another peek at WWDITS season 4!

#the sword hits on 'ra ra' make brain go brrrrr

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when i heard @forpiratereasons was doing a vianton fic i begged and pleaded to collab and here we are collabing *follow your dreams*!!!

Darcy’s fic is here! you should read it! 

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Another peek at WWDITS season 4!

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