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I'd like to give a Warm Welcome to!!!

Wilhelm Felix A.D. Steinauer!!🎉🎉🎉🎉

A real sweet fella who's somtimes just a little on the bitey side of things~

Wilhelm, also known and referred to as Will, is from the early to mid 1600s, having also been from a smaller than most village, with a family who ran the local apothecary/medicine shop.

He's a vampire, older than most, and has seen more than he could ever have imagined in life itself, then again he never thought he'd live past his mid 30s, let alone get to see times actively change and grow around him....or the inventions of people.

His Sire, wasn't...the best person, and while it's not common for a Sire to die at the hands of thier creation, it isn't unheard of and used to be quite common at times especially with weaker less than good Sires who were just playing, toying with humans and didn't quite care about them.

Which was Will's case. He was turned and it was agonizng, neglectful and full of pain and agony, starved even after being turned so he in a fit of hunger and anger, devoured and drank his own Sire and was free but oh at what coast?

(More under the cut!!)

He's sweet, however. Having seen and committed multiple horrors and had a few to meny sleepless days worried about the world, has left him both shaken and sweeter than cotton candy. He won't ever be cruel on purpose let alone go after people who've hurt him, he tries tries so so hard to be sweet..

....not to say he hasn't had his fair share of news paper articles back in the 1800s in various spots thinking there was some murder running lose no, it was just Will starved and angry at life and those people. I mean, who misses vampire hunters?

Now, Will is German, (I'm sure some might have gathered from his name).

He's German! And certainly doesn't ever seem like it, then again what is a German meant to seem like? Especially one as well traveled as he, who's lived all over and is quite fond of anywhere but Germany......the recent years of his home have been...rough to say the least.

An extremely important and fun fact about Will, is that he's transgender, Female to Male! He wound up transitioning towards the turn of the 1900s, and was fully transitioned by the 1940s. Do vampires still need their hormones and such? Uhh, well he's not to sure it was a vampire who gave them to him, and he's frankly to scared to stop his treatments.

He knows if he stops he hurts and gets sluggish so he'd rather not risk it.

His fill name is Wilhelm Felix "Anton Durchdenwald - Steinauer.

Felix, funny enough was picked from that silly little cartoon cat which first came onto the screen in 1919! He latched into it, full of awe and wonder for it so so much he named himself from it! He still keeps up with those cartoons too, even has a couple of button pins too!! Felix the lucky cat fits him to, since he considers himself very lucky! And of cource happy.

"Anton" is more of a Slavic name, especially used in Russia, and was technically a nickname given to him from Max. It means "Priceless/Praiseworthy" which Max wouldn't trade uhh yeah he finds him Priceless and Will loves praises.

Durchdenwald means "Though hr forest/woods" and was given to his family due to their home being in the woods and their home, also had their apothecary you'd visit at times. So it was given to them, and well he's not seen that name in the last hundred years so he adopted Steinauer, simply a stonemason last name.

He has quite the fashion sense as well! Opting for more if a 1960s - 70s look, similar to odd psychedelic patterns and a MOD look when he's in the mood, to looking like he works at a lighthouse and owns a boathouse.

He has range that's certian.

Will can often be seen in some form up button up, jeans or corduroy pants, and an ascot for certian. He tends to wear colored sunglasses, either a sort of red or blue haze over them, and gloves as well. He has anckle boots on normally, or some form of dress shoe. (Or normal boots)

His button ups are either long or short sleeved, and even then he sometimes wears a cost with them as well, or jacket, vest of sorts. He likes his layers. If not those he'll wear a turtle neck, due to having a prefrance of having his neck hidden and covered for....numbers reasons.

He has a cane, which is more than an accessory! Sure he's used it to trip people, and hit a few, but he's a rare case of a vampire still needing help and aid with having something wrong with them. In this case, a very bad leg thst tends to give out at times. No amount of feeding can fix that, but it can lessen some things.

He's known Max for well over a few centuries, well over 200 years he knows that much seeing at they met in the 1700s, and well now it's the 1980s soo...yeah. they've stayed close friends turned loves, turned now bitter as can be at eavhother due to everything.

Sure they're each others true love, they'd kick for each other, but somtimes Max can be a little paniced and selfish, and while Will can be forgiving, he's not so sure he can be this time around.

He's also at least a hundred years or so older than him, a great deal older than Max in Vampire years, although is much younger in human years. If Max is meant to be maybe mid early 40s, then Will is just barely in his 30s, if that at all, and late 20s definitely. He's also around 5'8 (with the boots) but still has to look at and pull Max's tall ass down to him.

I'll obviously make more about Will, but!! Here's a drawing of him, plus some photo refrances!

Will! And his sort of hellish cat Sony (Sonny without an extra N) which is just as bad as a hellhound protection wise and oddly very good at listening to him. The cats very sweet and of cohrce knocks things down.

Face refrances!!!! Please God don't ask who they are I don't remember...ones an actor the other a singer/actor I think??? It's a rough idea for what Will could look like, more so the right guy, but with a more wild hair look to the other.

Then clothing of course the clothes.

Ask and ye shall receive!!!! Please tell me and leave ask about Will I'm obsessed and I live with this little guy I've created and I already want to make a little fic about him🥺💕💗💕💗

Ask and ye shall receive Will tags!!!!!

@hypocriticaltypwriter @misslavenderlady @popironrye

#THIS TOOK ME SO FUCKING LONG TUMBLR WAS A BITCH AMD DELATED MY FIRST DRAFT WHAAAAAA #i love him please enjoy my boy💗 he wont bite i promice~ #agian theres SO MUCH MORE im going to probabky have to break up post for him becuse theres SO MUCH LOOOOOOORE #feel like matpat- THE LOOOOREEE!!! #sorry anyways!!!! #the lost boys #max the lost boys #the lost boys max #tlb #tlb oc #Will Steinauer -🌟 #max x oc #max x will #max the lost boys x oc #jeeze the fuck else do i tag this as.... #oc #my oc #my art #mikey ocs

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RB IF YOU AGREE

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Gay & Lesbian Pride Parade, Seattle, Washington, 1991.

James May

#OBSESSED WITH HIM

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era

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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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Cooper in his tuxedo >>>>>>>>>>

#he's so adorable and handsome your honor he could do no wrong ever my client is the cutest guy around 🥺🥺🥺💕💗💕💗💕💗💕💗💕💗💕

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brutalist candy cane

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legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

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Can I kiss her? Is she single? Or up for cuddles? Can I hold her hand??? Can..Can she give me a haircut?? Can I kiss her? Smooch her check and lay on her? Can I? Please?? Please? Cheery I need to be held by this woman she'd fix me wirh her vibes alone-

Here's a little revamp/update on Chrysta that I've been meaning to do for a good while now! Our girl has got a few new looks for her more casual or formal days, along with her very first and original outfit! [Tap for better quality]

I gotta say I had a blast drawing this... It's been almost a full year since I made Chrysta and got into the Fandom, this is my little self anniversary gift! Hope you guys love her as much as I have over the past months! 🩷

#*weeping* PLEASE SHE SO PRETTY #OH MY GOD CHERRY BACK ST IT AGAIN WITH THE GORGOUS ART

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real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17