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TWIGS AND HEARTS

ITS LITERALLY SO GOOD YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND

Okie dokie, Tumblr.

I am ill. I am tired. I am taking this weekend slowly so that I am hopefully less of both of those things by Monday.

I am therefore asking you, in all sincerity ...

... do you have any podcast recommendations for me, please?

(I mean it. The only podcast I have listened to in any depth is Magnus, which, in the loveliest way possible, feels a bit too meta and tied up with my work to be the escapism it was a few years back. But more of that kinda thing pls and thanks. ❤️)

Edit: I made this mistake on Twitter too.

I expected maybe two replies. I forgot who I was addressing. You're all great and I am a fool.

I am currently working my way through and creating a list. Pls bear with. 👁

Further edit: Thank youuuuu 🎉

I have started with @malevolentcast.

So far, we have a sassy entity, a spooky book, and possibly a murder.

All of these are things I enjoy writing about. Maybe I lean towards cosmic horror more than I thought (what a surprise).

Great vibes so far. Thanks all!

(I'm also going to start RQG, because why not. And while all that is happening ... listsssss. 👁)

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finally getting the chance to listen to quinn hills music hey guys what THE FUCK

WHY DID NON ONE TELL ME IT WAS THIS GOOD

THIS IS A FUCKING BANGER

#quinn hills

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this meme is so niche

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gonna dye my stupid idiot asshole bastard shithead best friend's hair for their birthday >:3

@hellishbeans

#I love you mf #im so happy ur letting me fuck with ur scalp #i may preform brain surgery while im there

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THE DOCTORS TOOK MY FUCKING BLOOD SOBS

#pots syndrome #pots #chronic illness #im in hell

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Oh jeez a lot of you responded to this

I have a few main ones!! Just drop an ask in my inbox about which one you want a lore dump on

I disable the hermits: an au where, you guessed it, I disable the hermits!! I have a few posts on this au on my account under the tag #i disable the hermits

sticks and stones may break my bones but monsterfuckers scare me: a biblical angel (Grian) a moon god (Mumbo) and a monsterfucker (Scar) walk into a bar. Main ship is mumscarian

Dance dance revolution: my main fic rn, it's about a trans painter (Grian) finding himself after meeting a cute goth boy (Scar) and his friends. Main ship is Scarian but there's also cleo/pearl/gem

oough hermitcraft fans cmere I need to infodump about my thirty different aus

#hermitblr #hermitcraft #hermitcraft au #au #hermitcraft fanfiction #hermitshipping #hermitshipblr

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scarian is nice, so is grumbo, but the best imo is the scar, grian, and mumbo poly

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whatever

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Ouuuu I may have forgotten to post this from January-

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reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

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martyn is so paladin-coded, he's literally a protector and everything, local to a fault

dnd au is reminding me of my silly dnd headcannons about hermitcraft and life series...

Personally, ren is an owlbear sorcerer or smth, martyn is a paladin >:3

aaaaaaa that's awesome!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺 i'm thinking of making martyn a paladin too :D <3

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oough hermitcraft fans cmere I need to infodump about my thirty different aus

#hermitblr #hermitcraft #hermitcraft au #au #hermitcraft fanfiction

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HOLY SHIT

what kind of person would i be to NOT offer this video to the impulse simps

this is from over 10 years ago but sTILL

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ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!

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nuh uhhh

woah guys

my birthday is tmrw

whose ready to have hot gay sex with me? /J

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woah guys

my birthday is tmrw

whose ready to have hot gay sex with me? /J

#birthday #im turning adult #more so

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and when they said " if I must die At least I can do it on my feet"

I really felt that

#the mechanisms