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turning 40 is great bc you can take your antacid and your weed gummies at the same time before bed

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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

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You have been blessed by high quality Minmo. Reblog to grow strong and healthy.

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Vimes' meeting with the Patrician ended as all such meetings did, with the guest going away in possession of an unfocused yet nagging suspicion that he'd only just escaped with his life.

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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He’s a musician

#music #dog #animals #video

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big if true

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The way you change your immediate reactions to things is that you catch yourself having an uncharitable/bigoted/overly judgmental thought and you catch it and replace it and then you do that a hundred times a day for your whole life and eventually one day like five years later you realize that you think differently now and you’ll always be working on something but that’s how life goes and that’s fine.

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"falin isn't fat in canon (so stop unduly giving this series credit for fat representation in her case)": a very fair point! it *is* honestly a bit concerning that people are so conditioned by media to think stick-thin is the norm that they think medium-sized bodies are fat. and i've seen some very good points about how almost every character we see that has a heavier build is just like that because their race is naturally more stocky, and that almost no characters in this story are "overweight" by their race's standards. so while this story is much better than a lot of others with its body diversity, there are still some things that it could do better.

"falin isn't fat in canon (so stop drawing her fat)": your ignorance astounds me and your foolishness knows no bounds. i could fill libraries with the things you don't know on this subject. every time you bitch i give her another roll.

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imagine if you knew someone who never did anything wrong or annoying and never made a mistake. you’d hate them right? you’d want to kill them with your teeth. well that’s the standard you’re holding yourself to buddy. that’s your idealized self. and you know what? you should kill it with your teeth

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and is your shame helpful? is it inspiring goodness and change? or is it keeping you frozen in time unable to move on and be everything you have expanded to be?

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Tumblr used to be so easy, so simple.

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"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

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if i had super speed im sure people would be like "how could you possibly have super speed" and i would be like "ok, ill prove it. name something you can get at a grocery store" and they would be like "hmmm okay. cheddar cheese" and then i would use my super speed to shave their head completely bald almost instantly. theyll never see it coming

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dandelions are Not weeds they are literally yellow...

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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel