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worst part about baking is absolutely the pacing the kitchen waiting for the timer to be done bc I'm in the middle of a task and can't start another one (I must wait for 15 in game minutes for my muffins to be done)

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music journalists: GET READY YOU FUCKING FREAKS..... we;ve got EMO SUPERSTAR dallon weekes with iDKHOW here so put on your EYELINER and RIPPED JEANS..... lets get ANGSTY!!!

dallon weekes in a white blouse, singing over a synth that sounds like sunshine: 🎶 i love my wife and kiiiids.... fuck the guys that wronged me.... i just want a kiiiiss.... 🎶

#me when he was like “people think they can mess with me and news flash” #“they can't” #LIKE YEAH BUDDY SAY IT 🗣️‼️ #bro is so soft spoken it is scary to me #dallon weekes heart emoji #idkhow

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I- I WHAT

I can‘t fucking believe Jason FUCKING Tam just texted me

WHAT

I-

#PLEASE OP TELL US MORE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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shout-out to @mono-socke for inspiring me to draw more of my special little guy (quantum supercomputer)

#be more chill #bmc squip #bmc #squip #art #fanart #be more chill fanart #squip fanart #we're back with pal again #and the lightning #i put him in this outfit bc i didn't want to deal with drawing the play outfit with this pose #me and the homies hate drawing the play outfit

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I'M GOING TO SCREAM THIS IS SUCH A GOOD BIRTHDAY GIFT CHAT LORDDDDD THANK YOU SO MUCH I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE HIM, HE'S MY LITTLE BABY (war criminal) AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH (he would electrocute me to death)

THANK YOU SO MUCH @mono-socke ILY

Day 18: Web

i constantly had 'interweb' by poppy in my head while drawing this

#i will start crying chat #thank you thank you thank you #the way to win my heart is to draw my guys and you have succeeded

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Day 18: Web

i constantly had 'interweb' by poppy in my head while drawing this

#OH YOU ATE WITH THIS ONE #interweb is so real actually #also is that a West end squip i see??? #WAIT I JUST LOOKED AGAIN HE HAS THE SCREENS WAIT #CHAT IS THIS REAL #PAL???? #MY BELOVED???? #SORRY I'M SCREAMING OVER THIS I'M SORRY IF I'M INCORRECT BUT AHHHH #IF THIS IS PAL I'M LOSING MY MIND AND ADDING THIS TO MY ART FOLDER OF HIM IF THAT'S OKAY

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beautiful girl found in the club spiritually drained and reading the wikipedia page for amtrak

#oh i have a friend like this #I'll have to tell him there's no original experiences /hj

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weighted blanket save me

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Redraw of this daily from way back when o///o It is delightful to see the sanders sides fandom still being vocal, keep it going! <3333

And before you ask, yes you can draw or write anything based on this, I didn‘t take the concept from a preexisting au so those doodles are currently all there is!

#i don't go here anymore but idc I'm reblogging this #2020 me would've literally died seeing this #sigh i miss it #ts sides

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hey so you guys know that one jtam outfit

#be more chill #squip #art #fanart #bmc #bmc squip #be more chill fanart #squip fanart #jtam my beloved #sorry I'm back at it again with the shirtless quantum supercomputers #i just think he's neat #i really like that outfit and i wanted to draw it but jtam equals squip in my mind #also this isn't any of my squips technically #like it reads as pal but pal doesn't have the circuit board stuff #he's supposed to have tattoos #but this looked cooler along with the tech eye #so lee and pal crossover ig #sorry for my crimes against the fandom it will probably happen again

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squip and jere again (based on the dialogue from the book)

#going feral bc this system is what i based my squip designs on #book bad book squip based #there i said it #anyway bug is first gen River is second book is 2.5 lee is 3 and pal is 4 no i will not be taking questions at this time #(I'm lying someone please ask me questio

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trying to ease my friend into idkhow via gloom division and let them pick their first song

#they chose 2 #idkhow #gloom division #tag yourself #also play a fun game of which one is which song i think it's pretty obvious #sorry infatuation you're too repetitive that's probably the sixth one I'd rec once they're in too deep

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hey look at this oil painting of my friend's puppy.

#art #oil painting #dog??? #what does one tag original works #idk just look at this fuckin dog

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I'm so lucky to love my job. I get to wake up and actually be excited to go to work. I feel accomplished during and after a shift, and my half hour drive is worth it because I can call my friends and sing to music insanely loud. I get compliments and I give compliments and I smile a lot and sometimes I mean it. Do you know how incredible that is? Looking forward to the thing that sustains me is the greatest gift and I love my coworkers and I get paid for it. Maybe the world isn't so bad right now, not for me

#sitting in the break room in my feels #they bought us on brand poptarts!! #mac and cheese cups! #my managers have all given me the okay to take whatever food i need home #do you know how amazing that is #food. for the taking. #even the customers are usually nice!! #i love the world!! #and i think it loves me back

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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

#rb this again bc I'm at work #just had a customer and i accidentally blurted “I'm so sorry but i love your nose” #bc they had one of those gorgeous hooked noses #and then i felt embarrassed but then i was like well. if it was me #i would never stop smiling about that #so y'know maybe I'm allowed to express my love to the world

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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

#i will always always always tell someone i love their nails #masc presenting people with nail polish #anyone with those acrylic nails #i love smiling and saying “i love your nails” #bc it is my way of acknowledging that they were probably expensive or they took forever or maybe they're nervous about being judged #i see your nails #i like them

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[trying to flirt] hey do you want to listen to muse and act normal with me

#yes please #i went on a muse spree the other month it was incredible #take me back