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sometimes, computers are a variety of angel

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some of my favorite childhood memories involved gathering as a family around the smartphone to watch from a distance as the internal temperature of our grilled meat steadily rose

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guys Jesus did not have stigmata 😭 stigmata means that you manifested the wounds through spiritual/supernatural means. Jesus had holes in his hands and feet because they put nails in them.

#lol #pedantry #what can I queue

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everyone who reads less into a work than i do is a fandombrained consumerist incapable of rational thought and everyone who reads more into a work than i do is a moralist puritan who thinks enjoying things is thoughtcrime

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"Don't use Libby because it costs libraries too much, pirate instead" is such a weird, anti-patron, anti-author take that somehow manages to also be anti-library, in my professional librarian-ass opinion.

It's well documented that pirating books negatively affects authors directly* in a way that pirating movies or TV shows doesn't affect actors or writers, so I will likely always be anti-book piracy unless there's absolutely, positively no other option (i.e. the book simply doesn't exist outside of online archives at all, or in a particular language).

Also, yeah, Libby and Hoopla licenses are really expensive, but libraries buy them SO THAT PATRONS CAN USE THEM. If you're gonna be pissed at anybody about this shitty state of affairs, be pissed at publishing companies and continue to use Libby or Hoopla at your library so we can continue to justify having it to our funding bodies.

One of the best ways to support your library having services you like is to USE THOSE SERVICES. Yes, even if they are expensive.

*Yes, this is a blog post, but it's a blog post filled with links to news articles. If you can click one link, you can click another.

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My barber-surgeon keeps diagnosing me with "Of a fey and fractious humor, prone to harmonies in anti-tune with the symphony of the empyreal clockwork, making one ill at ease with the well-wending of the exalted spheres." But i'm like 95% sure its pernicious river devils singing their dark hymns toward my liver on the new moon nights.

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

#food #seriously though creaming together fats and sugar before adding in flour etc is very important

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My panel from Super MAGFest 2024 is up! Meredith Rose and I talk about VGHF's report that 87% of classic games are out of print and the legal battle we're fighting to make game preservation easier for libraries and archives.

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"can you explain this gap in your resume" Oh yeah sorry i got sent to the 1300s and i had to fight evil skeletons

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i had a dream that due to a botched contract mcdonalds had accidentally agreed to individually sponsor every post on tumblr dot com so the site was unusable because everyone was just posting like 'cock sex cum' and then there'd be a giant integrated SPONSORED BY THE MCDONALDS CORPORATION banner underneath it and mcdonalds was losing millions of dollars on this

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he's so unhelpful and it's on purpose

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SMASH THE INTERESTS TOGETHER 💥💥💥

my reasoning for the roles if ur interested:

susie as barret: tank, Big, both are objectively the best character of their game reagrdless of who ur actual fav is (also i think susie would think the gun arm is sick)

kris as cloud: protagonist, has weird identity shit going on, also just general Mental Illness, forced to hurt their friends against their will at some points

noelle as tifa: childhood friend of protag, can tell weird shit is going on w said friend but doesnt rlly know how to help

ralsei as aerith: magical healer, knows shit they shouldnt, association with yellow flowers, long dress/robe thing

#undertale #final fantasy #what can I queue

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me n the girls 🩷🙏💕

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i haven't played a single castlevania game, this is my general understanding of the lore

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#gundam #what can I queue

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