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cuckhowell · 3 hours
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Let phan trend cowards
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cuckhowell · 3 hours
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cuckhowell · 2 days
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all i have to say is that last time dan was leaving breadcrumbs like this on twitter it was the lead up to basically i'm gay so quite honestly anything could happen at this point.
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cuckhowell · 7 days
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The Tortured Poets Department
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cuckhowell · 8 days
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my biggest flex and also regret is that my little sister and i both got into our tatinof show with the weird stories from our childhood but my little undiagnosed autistic self couldn’t fathom that they were talking about us and making jokes so i just ended up being a 15 year old screaming at them as if they would respond in the middle of the show and that truly keeps me up at night.
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cuckhowell · 8 days
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“i cry a lot but i am so productive, it’s an art”
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cuckhowell · 8 days
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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cuckhowell · 8 days
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your username is the funniest thing ive seen today, like actually made me chuckle and improved the shitty day i was having thanks
ahahah ty, i’m glad me being a dan cuck truther could make your day a lil better!! hope you’re doing alright now :3
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cuckhowell · 9 days
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we've had dan looking at phil in the monitor now what about phil looking at dan in the monitor
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cuckhowell · 9 days
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the way dan will defend phil to hell and back over a minor inconvenience he experienced 20 sonething years ago like i'm sure he's recovered from the one single detention he ever served dan no need to start smashing things
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cuckhowell · 11 days
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phil with a quiff is superior but phil with a messy quiff in silky pyjamas is coma inducing im sorry
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cuckhowell · 11 days
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🙇🙏
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cuckhowell · 11 days
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RAAAAAHHHHH ETHEL CAIN MENTIONED
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"but in these hotel rooms i started to see you differently" 🎵
𐚁⊹₊ ⋆ 𓃗
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cuckhowell · 11 days
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Phil's kind energy
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cuckhowell · 11 days
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i think that however you put it, inside jokes and babuse aside, dan just never fucking stopped being a fan of amazingphil even after 15 years of being with phil lester, and it shows
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cuckhowell · 12 days
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I genuinely don’t understand how they went like 10 years without making constant gay jokes. Did they edit them out? Self control? I guess they were making them but they were more subtle and the punch line was that they weren’t gay allegedly. Like they make them ALL the time now it’s constant with their poppers and calling the thing fruity and whatever
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