curseyouperrytheplatypus

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happy valentine’s day to these 2 silly bfs <3

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What your saying is completely different, I don't think FULL GROWN ADULTS should be writing about 15 year olds having sex, I think it can be heavily implied and talked about but writing full on smut about minors as a 25 year old is creepy. You can still write a coming of age piece without it having to be extremely explicit.

Gay or not gay people above the age of 19 writing/writing smut about teenagers is weird and creepy.

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Gay or not gay people above the age of 19 writing/writing smut about teenagers is weird and creepy.

#byler tumblr #stranger things #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things 4 #byler is canon #no full grown adult should be doin that pls

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in my heart of hearts mike wheeler is absolutely an athena kid but i also have to offer up a concept that i think has extreme comedic and dramatic potential aka: repressed gay teenager mike showing up at camp half blood unsure of who his godly parent is and feeling insecure about not having powers and one day when he’s making not-so-secret heart eyes at his best friend and son of apollo will byers is when a bunch of glowing floating hearts show up above his head. and that’s how mike gets claimed by none other than aphrodite, the goddess of love and sexuality, and is in full denial about it for three days because he thinks it’s some kind of sick and twisted JOKE

(on aphrodite’s end, she’s upset mike is throwing away the gift of true love and keeps trying to trick him out of repression by making more and more improbable and hilarious gifts appear when he and will are hanging out. mike hands will a book and it turns into a box of chocolates and he has to fling it away like a frisbee before will sees it. they’re having lunch and romantic music starts playing. she gives mike the same blessing she used to claim piper and will can’t even look in his direction for a full day because he starts blushing so hard. fifty bouquets of flowers show up at the apollo cabin’s doorstep with a note that says love, mike and by the end of it, mike isn’t even repressed and unsure about his sexuality anymore — he’s just trying to not throw himself into the bonfire out of sheer embarrassment)

#this is so sweet

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Y'all Taylor swift and Finn Wolfhard are the same height 💀

#taylor swift #byler #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things 4 #byler is canon #byler endgame #byler is real #finn wolfhard

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WILL HAVING TO STAND ON HIS TOES TO KISS MIKE AND MIKE HOLDING HIS FACE WITH HIS HANDS AND WILL HUGGING HIM AND HIS HEAD RESTING ON HIS CHEST AND MIKE KISSING HIS FOREHEAD SWEETLY

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John and Sherlock are canon wdym????

okay confession my greatest fear is that byler doesn’t happen in s5 & this fandom turns into whatever the fuck happened to the sherlock fandom after the series ended ……..

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So TEENS at a FARM?

Did Mike and Will leave the local village and became ranch hands?

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Clarke was honestly more of a dad to mike than ted this’d be so cutee

I don't want Mike and Will to get Murrayed.. I *need* them to get Clarked.

Like Mr Clarke has known them since they were 12 and obviously knows them very well. He's literally the sweetest and I feel like the boys trust him and his opinion a lot (even years later) so him talking to them and telling them it's ok would be so cute 😭

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dear diary my teen angst bullshit has a body count

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don’t mind me, i’m just spreading my “what if nancy and eddie were besties” agenda

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Your honor they're in love

#Thinking about Robin who can’t stop rambling around Nance but is somehow the only one who ever really listened to her…

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Why does he look so serious…

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“And us?”

“We’re a tag. We’re A TAG.”

“Yeah well we used to be a FUNNY tag.”

#💀💀💀

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my father is funny bcs hes aparently come to the conclusion that everything hes ever done wrong is actually my fault

#relatable