daily-keisou

[daily-keisou]

when are you writing the keisou mpreg smut piss tentacle omegaverse sickfic

O U T, CREECHUR,, SHOO!!!!!

#/j #dks answers for it’s crimes #not a daily #anon asks #but I know who it is so #lovely heathen mutuals

[daily-keisou]

Keisou mpreg

Not today anon

#I am busy #aka hyperfixating intensely on aftg and I can barely think about yttd #dks answers for it’s crimes #anon asks

[daily-keisou]

i got the keiji preg art you made on my dash omg <333 i miss that </333

-mpreg anon

I genuinely forgot I ever did that and was about to start denying this like a vehicular homocide charge

#THE EMOJI ONE! #not a daily #anon asks #mpreg anon #dks answers for it’s crimes

[daily-keisou]

Daiji I am sorry 😰

hey whats up ive been tormenting dks (daily keisou) long enough thought id say hi yknow expand my reach

-signing off as mpreg anon here feels so wrong im so sorry

mention keiji piss here and you will be boiled

#my sins were not meant to extend to you #not a daily #reblog

[daily-keisou]

'dyeing' breaks every grammar rule in my mind ew wtf

-🫃

Exactlyyyyyyy

#I hate it so bad #mpreg anon #anon asks #not a daily #dks answers for it’s crimes

[daily-keisou]

haiiiii !!!! thats a lot of lore wowie, yall got some fun stuff going on there. i cant talk ive watched and read somt fun things with my friends pfft.

-mpreg anon (im really making a name for myself huh)

Too much lore

Yeah, my friends and I have read some strange things as well— but I think the mpreg and pissfics take the cake

#or maybe that y/n fic we read when half of us were dyeing our hair #I hate that it’s ‘dyeing’ #not a daily #dks answers for it’s crimes #mpreg anon #anon asks

[daily-keisou]

This experience has forced me to answer for my crimes.

I have had my name set to ‘[increasing number] mpreg asks and counting’ in the dailies discord for a while and I’ve come to the realization that I’m gonna have to switch mpreg with piss next time I log in.

Edit: this was my 250th post ohmyfuckinggod

#self reblog #not a daily

[daily-keisou]

oh my goodness that is quite the lore

Yeah..

#dks answers for it’s crimes #anon asks #not a daily

[daily-keisou]

I still think you should read the smut one.

I mean

Say hi to Bee, everyone!!!!!

yes i would very much like the lore if you do not mind please

Okay, sit down everyone

Note: if you guys go harassing my beloved heathen mutuals who are involved in this I will kill you <3

Note but to mutuals mentioned: mutuals if you want your names removed from this lemme know!! <3

One faithful day… my beloved mutual Kirexa (IF YOU SEE THIS, KIRI, HI KIRI!!! LOVE YOUUUU!!!) Posts something along the lines of ‘I am going to read the Saiouma mpreg fic.’

Now naturally! As someone who has no clue what Saiouma is but completely knows what mpreg is I’m like ‘what’ and unsurprisingly so are several other followers, leading to Kiri posting the link to the fic.

So naturally

Despite knowing absolutely nothing about Danganronpa I decide to read all 40k words in one day, live-blogging it as I do so. Hitting post limit and having to switch accounts. (Note: this spread to a few of our other mutuals,, namely Thatoneluckybee (HI BEE!!!) then Thestaticonyourscreen (HI STATIC!!!!) then A-being-of-chaossss (HI CHAOS!!!!!))

After those of us who actually finished the fic did… they started infiltrating my askbox with stuff about mpreg…

And then mpreg anon appeared (HI MPREG ANON!!!!)

Mpreg anon and several other anons constantly asked for mpreg in my askbox… until…

April 1st 2024

In which I posted a 34k word fic posted by yours truly at 12 am.

Which was actually just. Half a sentence then the word ‘meow’ repeated over and over

…insightful

Despite this, I am now working on an actual mpreg fic as to appreciate that mpreg anon didn’t execute me

Now.. imagine my surprise a few days ago when the mutuals (the shenanigans circle) are all sittin around harassing eachother about Saiouma mpreg and someone goes in Bee’s askbox and is like ‘is that like the Kokichi Ouma pissfic?’

NOW!

HOW DO YOU THINK WE REACTED TO THAT?

do you think we—

Ran the fuck away

Read the tags (heavy mentions of heavy smut) (2 of us are sex repulsed) before running the fuck away

Considered reading it for the bit but gave up

Read it

If you said 4 then you’re correct!

So Chaos and I (the two sex repulsed people of the group) picked up the fic and read the damn thing! All 135k words! Live-blogging it along the way!

Now, when you liveblog your reactions to reading heavy piss-related smut for multiple hours your other mutuals pick up on it! So finding out about this blog Lunathetransqueen (HI LUNA!!!!) made her way over here and started leaving me piss related asks… causing other people (especially mpreg anon and my partner (Bigender-bisexual)) to leave more piss related asks…

So basically:

The friends demand mpreg and piss and.. what.. they want… they…. Get, I guess

#/ heavy j I swear it’s the source of my health problems this week #tw suggestive #not a daily #reblog #lovely heathen mutuals

[daily-keisou]

yes i would very much like the lore if you do not mind please

Okay, sit down everyone

Note: if you guys go harassing my beloved heathen mutuals who are involved in this I will kill you <3

Note but to mutuals mentioned: mutuals if you want your names removed from this lemme know!! <3

One faithful day… my beloved mutual Kirexa (IF YOU SEE THIS, KIRI, HI KIRI!!! LOVE YOUUUU!!!) Posts something along the lines of ‘I am going to read the Saiouma mpreg fic.’

Now naturally! As someone who has no clue what Saiouma is but completely knows what mpreg is I’m like ‘what’ and unsurprisingly so are several other followers, leading to Kiri posting the link to the fic.

So naturally

Despite knowing absolutely nothing about Danganronpa I decide to read all 40k words in one day, live-blogging it as I do so. Hitting post limit and having to switch accounts. (Note: this spread to a few of our other mutuals,, namely Thatoneluckybee (HI BEE!!!) then Thestaticonyourscreen (HI STATIC!!!!) then A-being-of-chaossss (HI CHAOS!!!!!))

After those of us who actually finished the fic did… they started infiltrating my askbox with stuff about mpreg…

And then mpreg anon appeared (HI MPREG ANON!!!!)

Mpreg anon and several other anons constantly asked for mpreg in my askbox… until…

April 1st 2024

In which I posted a 34k word fic posted by yours truly at 12 am.

Which was actually just. Half a sentence then the word ‘meow’ repeated over and over

…insightful

Despite this, I am now working on an actual mpreg fic as to appreciate that mpreg anon didn’t execute me

Now.. imagine my surprise a few days ago when the mutuals (the shenanigans circle) are all sittin around harassing eachother about Saiouma mpreg and someone goes in Bee’s askbox and is like ‘is that like the Kokichi Ouma pissfic?’

NOW!

HOW DO YOU THINK WE REACTED TO THAT?

do you think we—

Ran the fuck away

Read the tags (heavy mentions of heavy smut) (2 of us are sex repulsed) before running the fuck away

Considered reading it for the bit but gave up

Read it

If you said 4 then you’re correct!

So Chaos and I (the two sex repulsed people of the group) picked up the fic and read the damn thing! All 135k words! Live-blogging it along the way!

Now, when you liveblog your reactions to reading heavy piss-related smut for multiple hours your other mutuals pick up on it! So finding out about this blog Lunathetransqueen (HI LUNA!!!!) made her way over here and started leaving me piss related asks… causing other people (especially mpreg anon and my partner (Bigender-bisexual)) to leave more piss related asks…

So basically:

The friends demand mpreg and piss and.. what.. they want… they…. Get, I guess

#not a daily #dks answers for it’s crimes #Dks lore I guess #all jokes aside the authors of both fics seem like very kind people #despite my disdain for sexual stuff the pissfic had some really nice displays of consent which I really appreciated #and despite my disdain for mpreg reading the fic was quite an experience

[daily-keisou]

hi sorry i sent u the ask "keisou" a while ago i think i was trying to write "keisou daily are u ok" bc i have not kept up with the daily keisou pissfic mpreg lore (mpregged anon blink twice if u need help)

PFFT IT’S ALL GOOD, ANON

. . . If you want the extended lore (extending to my main blog shenanigans) I can give it to you, but if you just want the backstory of this blog being inducted into the shenanigans then I can give you that too

#I honestly thought somebody was just demanding I actually post a Keisou thing instead of just answering asks #and honestly? fair #dks answers for it’s crimes #anon asks #not a daily

[daily-keisou]

omg ofc you can :pleading:

ill have a super cool gender reveal maybe ill invite keiji and sou we can have a double baby shower + baby reveal <333

-mpregged anon

Omg!!!1!!1!1!! Yes!!1!!1! I’m so excited for you, mpregged anon!!!!

#dks answers for it’s crimes #mpregged anon #anon asks #not a daily

[daily-keisou]

cant wait to give birth to a healthy...tree...person....thing....hm...

-mpregged anon

Can I come to your baby shower

#are you gonna have a gender reveal party can I come #dks answers for it’s crimes #mpreg anon #anon asks #not a daily

[daily-keisou]

ive gone too far into the bit. ive become mpreg. oh god oh no oh fu-

-mpregged anon :pensive:

MPREGGED?

#funny thing I know exactly what emoji that is #😔 #not a daily #anon asks #mpreg anon #OHMYGOD #dks answers for it’s crimes

[daily-keisou]

just me and the homie. getting filled with tree sperm together. oh hey wait im. im a boy....does this....if i get filled with tree sperm does that........*mpreg*

-mpreg anon

OHMYGOD.

I cannot disclose my gender for legal reasons (mostly related to the sniper currently tracking me :/) BUT. I.

#SSHIQJILA #MPREG ANON GETS MPREG’ED #I don’t wanna get tree impregnated #dks answers for it’s crimes #anon asks #mpreg anon #not a daily

[daily-keisou]

come, take my hand, lets bask in the warm light of the sun and also get our bodily systems considerably full of tree sperm together

-mpreg anon

MPREG ANON I AM SOBBING AT THIS PHRASING

#/pos IT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS OHMYGOD #dks answers for it’s crimes #mpreg anon #anon asks #not a daily

[daily-keisou]

i took my allergy meds so im less dead now erheurgh. i love sprawling out in the sun like a cat (probably because i am a cat [therian moment]) and i love warm weather i need to baskkkkk

-mpreg anon

You’re making me wanna lay out in the sun, mpreg anon

#I’m not allowed allergy meds so I probably shouldn’t but I really fuckin want to now #dks answers for it’s crimes #mpreg anon #anon asks #not a daily