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how would the RO's react if the mc gave them a lunch box then inside the lunch box was just pic of mc naked and a lil note that says their the snack lol idk

I love how you get kind of embarrassed at the end there haha

Imre: he’d find it adorable. But goes onto say he’s never used a lunch box in his life and that your picture looks better in a jewelry box. Gives you advice on more flattering poses (he thinks you look great it’s just for him)

Nia: doesn’t laugh at the pun and doesn’t excuse it either. “Whatever happened to just asking to fuck? I‘ll keep the picture but I’m throwing out the lunch box”

Lorcan: he’s happy he’s got a lunchbox because he doesn’t like the paper bags. Tells you to warn him next time he almost had a heart attack. Grows red at the picture.

#nudes #lunch boxes #nsft lite #we wretched creatures

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how would the RO's react if they fell asleep then mc just started playing with their hair and says stuff like "ur so cute when u sleep"

So they’re actually not asleep then if they can hear mc saying this? 💀

Imre: he pretends to be asleep. He waits to hear more of what you will say

Nia: she tenses a bit, she doesn’t like people touching her hair. But because you complimented her she’ll relax. Also thinks “damn right I am”

Lorcan: he actually jumps when he feels your hand on his hair and scares both of you

#hair touching #caress #we wretched creatures

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Would any of the RO's want to record themselves while having sex with MC? And maybe watch the video tapes together to get in the mood or just for fun?

And what would they do if the tapes went missing one day?

Some spice 🌶️

Imre would obviously. Not only because its hot but because he wants to see if he needs to improve. If it’s lost he wouldn’t really care, he’s proud of his body

Nia would but only on special occasions like an anniversary. If they’re missing she would become a P.I. and track them down she has them by the end of the day

It would take some convincing for Lorcan. And even if he did say yes he would be so nervous he wouldn’t be able to continue without turning it off. He’ll get drunk and do it.

#nsft #sex videos #🌶️ #we wretched creatures

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Sorry, my grammar was atrocious on the amnesia ask. But basically it was that MC is only able to remember the RO, and that the RO is their beloved. Everything else is gone. Basically, the only that remained was their love for the RO.

Well then the ROs are fine 😭 they don’t care about anyone else but mc so they ain’t doing shit 💀 mc only really knows their family and none of the ROs really like the crowns so it’s business as usual

#amnesia #memories #we wretched creatures

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MC falls and hits their head. They have amnesia, and don't remember anyone but the RO is their beloved. What would the RO do in this circumstance? What would they brothers and the parents think about this, what would they try to do? Let's assume this happened after MC and RO were married and living together.

As in they remember only the ROs but not everyone else or they don’t remember the ROs? I’ll do the second one I guess. Also I’m not going to add the parents reactions because it’s fairly they wouldn’t be affected

Imre: he’s patient. He’ll do the fifty first dates thing and just condense everything into a little movie. It’s a nice challenge to try and get mc to love him again

Nia: mc is going to the best brain surgeon money can buy. She’ll stay with them but it does sting that mc has forgotten all their childhood memories

Lorcan: he’s a mess. He can’t think of what to do but wait and hope a miracle can happen again (as he thinks it’s a miracle mc ever fell in love with him in the first place)

Sally: cry. But try to be optimistic. He’ll spend hours with mc growing through pictures and almost be kind of forceful about it

Percy: eh. C’est la vie

#memories #amnesia #we wretched creatures

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Jude I just realized that you are a girl. All this time I imagined you like Jude Law. 🥴

It’s my fault really I don’t say much about myself but the Latin(a) stuff should’ve clued you in nonnie 😭

Although I will say that Jude Law is very sexy and I’m happy you thought I was like him

#I keep forgetting to add my pronouns in bio #jude.txt

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I know a lot of nonnies may believe Imre's got a big dick. And the thing is, I don't personally care if he does. If anything, for me it would be a bit of a negative given how frequent sex seems to be when in a relationship with him. Like, having to bj or take it from behind a big cock every day? I don't think that's comfortable.

Alas, I imagine Imre has a perfect size. In the upper side of average, perhaps. So it's comfortable for most sexual activities.

Of course, there is the thing about me personally, who not only I wouldn't care if he was small down there, I would probably enjoy it. I do recognize that in terms of taste, most don't like small cocks, but I do. And Imre being Imre, the truth is it doesn't matter what he has between his legs, because he is too beautiful, too magnificent, to care about such matters.

I know you are against saying penis sizes of the characters, given the usual roles and values people assign based on those measurements. Basically, I'm just saying I wouldn't care what size he is, although I see as more comfortable if he was more on the average side. Just imagining a very big one for every day is... Not that great.

That said, I headcanon him being a shower rather than a grower. But I have no reason to believe this based on the text (so far), so it's more of a rebel thought than anything.

I’m with you nonnie I don’t care about that especially as a girl like it would be very painful. Plus Imre himself actually does not care about that, he’s the type to believe that most men who have gigantic dongs think that they don’t need to have good technique and so fuck bad. To him a good lover can be great at sex no matter the size. He is above trivial mortal problems 👼

#Imre #penis size #Imre thirst #we wretched creatures

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I saw that post about imre proposing to mc with the ring in champagne and I'm so sorry imre my baby girl but my mc would 100% down the glass and swallow the ring. He wouldn't choke, bc he's had deeper things in his throat before–

You think Imre hasn’t thought about that possibility? You underestimate he’s power to not have mc embarrass themself

#I love how the immediate thought is that Imre has a big dick #I’ve said nothing about ALL that #proposal #Imre #we wretched creatures

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Thinking about the Simpsons, I remembered Apu's octuplets. What would the RO's say if they were to have octuplets with MC? (for male homosexual couples let's say they had a friend who offered to carry a child for MC and RO, only to accidentally end up having octuplets).

Also, what would the Crown family think about this?

Yo so I have rule about full cast reactions and that is I don’t do them anymore it’s either just the family, just the ROs, the most it’ll do is the ROs and the brothers in one ask 😘

Imre: he likes how noisy the house feels although he’s sound proofing his study and his and mc’s bedroom

Nia: she’s hiring nannies and lowkey might give half of those kids up for adoption

Lorcan: probably starts losing hair from stress not only are there only two of you but y’all are poor too

Sally: he loves being an uncle. Although the amount of mess will stress him out. Probably will unofficial adopt one of the kids as his heir

Percy: he’s the fun uncle obviously, if he’s in charge of the kids he’ll probably make them dress up as homeless children and beg for cash. They’ll come back home with coloured hair and sick from all the junk food he gave them but they’ll want to spend so much time with him

#children #octupulets #we wretched creatures

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Why did you make Percy even more dear to my heart by having him suggesting names based on Peter Pan? He is just so cute in a way. I really wanted to have my MC become close to Percy already, but now it's almost a need...

I like the idea of Spanish names for children with Imre. The way I'm having fantasies about my MC and Imre being two dads raising children is... Probably not healthy. I just know they would be the kind of parents that are embarrassingly in love. Like, always hugging and kissing each other. They can do it in a proper way (I know Imre knows how to behave and maintain appearances), but they are just going to be so obviously in love all the time, their children are going to feel embarrassed as they grow up. Once they are adults (which funnily enough, they would most likely be adults or close to be at this point in time, that is, today), I see them look at their dads with more fondness than embarrassment. Maybe with hope of finding someone and have such a love as their dads have.

Hahaha I love how this isn’t a question it’s just merely you gushing about a future with Imre. Lowkey it’s good to imagine that because it’ll never be seen in game.

Percy doesn’t read but when he was a kid he really liked classically dark children’s stories

#Imre #Imre thirst #Percival #we wretched creatures

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theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

#I love this brand so much #I got a waterbottle with design #sometimes it’s great to live in Canada #non IF #jude.txt

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PLEASE THAT ONE SAM IS SO FUNNY WHAT IS UP WITH THEIR ASKS

I really think they’d be a great fic writer. If they write a fic about this story I would read it

#a hella of a lot of creativity #we wretched creatures

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can i make my mc 7'9?

Of course nonnie! If mc was in a sitcom there’d be a gag like in powerpuff girls where they would also be out of shot because they’re so fucking tall

#height #MC:height #we wretched creatures

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[Experiment MC]: The Beast Within Asks 2

1. (Trigger Warning: attempted abortion) How would The Family react to seeing Daddy crown angry at himself for not figuring it out sooner and wasting money on MC, the reason for this they soon learn is Lightning Wolf Wine that's what caused MC to come out with those violent episodes and what triggered the rest of the dormant cells was the shock therapy.

When MC was in Prudence stomach he made her drink it to cause a miscarriage instead nothing happened and MC was safely delivered, it was long ago classified as a failed experiment by the member of the family who made it the plan was to make human guard dogs capable of protecting the family from anything human or supernatural but they couldn't do anything a lightning wolf could so they sold it as wine until they couldn't make it anymore.

2. How would the RO and Sal react to MC clothes looking like their battling for their life due to being now 7 feet of muscles and during "The Welcoming Party" To MC shocking people with their new electric powers and scaring the shit out off the people who piss them off.

3. How would RO react to MC grabbing Lorcan by the scruff of their neck and lifting him off the ground as if he weight nothing before throwing him at Irme like a human projectile to make them stop arguing as they jump down a cliff after saying they smell blood and jump back up with the mangled body of the dead girl.

4. How Would The RO react to MC beating the ever living shit out off the officer (who basically insulted them an implied they killed the girl) while all the officers try to restrain MC but are thrown around like ragdolls before they step in to stop MC as they throw said officer into a wall making his back bend the wrong way before finally calming down.

5. How would Nia and Irme react to MC punching the asshole who said they wont replace Orla but the punch was so hard his lower jaw shattered and his feet left the floor smacking the ceiling with his body before plowing their way through the crowd uncaring who was in the way and MC breaking the leg of girl who tripped them by stopping down on it shattering the bone before grabbing her by said leg and doing this to them

Before stomping off towards the lunch room doors to leave pushing both doors so hard they fly off the hinges.

I have no idea what lighting wolf wine is 😭 also please don’t send me 5 asks all at once. It’s just too much clutter, it’s a block of text and I feel like it’s too messy. Also sometimes you send me asks I can answer and other I literally cannot answer because this isn’t even my story its an entirely different universe and characters who just happened to share the same names 😭 what happened to “how would the ROs react to seeing mc asleep on a couch?” 😭😭😭

#experiment mc #blog stuff #we wretched creatures #sam the nymph kindread

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Which RO would propose MC to go to a nudist beach? And how would the RO's react if it was MC who proposed the idea to them?

Hahaha I love how random this ask is

Imre would be the one to do that and it’s for any sexual reason it’s just because he’s curious like an anthropologist. He’d readily accept it mc proposed it

Nia would not accept, she is not letting anyone she for free what she could charge them for plus she just finds it unsanitary

Lorcan would be shocked at the suggestion and would say no. If mc wants to go by themself he still wouldn’t allow it

#nudist beach #we wretched creatures

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About MC's height:

I understand leaving it to headcanon, especially given that is not relevant at all to the story.

I personally just get the impression they are not tall. After all, is canon (well, secondary canon since it comes from asks and not the game, but still) they are shorter than Sally (so, by definition, they have to be at most 5'11). That said, the way you presented Sally's and MC's height difference seems to give the idea MC is noticeably shorter than Sally. So, that means they have to be like 3 inches shorter at the very least. Which would give a maximum of 5'9, which coincidentally, is Percy's height. Because of the lack of a good diet, is possible MC is even shorter than that, but not necessarily so.

Now, male MC and female MC may have different heights. This based on the fact Orla was indeed shorter than her male siblings.

So, in my humble opinion, the tallest male MC can be is 5'9. And, the tallest female MC can be is 5'6 (but this is less of a hard limit that 5'9 is for male MC).

Now, I would argue MC is also not incredibly short. So they probably have to be at least 5'3 (for male MC's especially). A female MC could be shorter without being unusual, so I could gave her a minimum of 5'0.

So, in conclusion, the height range MC can have is as follow:

Male MC (or AMAB): 5'3-5'9.

Female MC (or AFAB): 5'0-5'6 (though is possible could be taller, with a limit up to 5'9).

So, there is a good enough range for a player to think about their MC's height. For male MC's is more strict, and they can only be short or average height. Female MC's, due the average female height, is more flexible, and can (in relation with the female population) be short, average or tall.

I know you said is completely irrelevant, but I like to think about this superfluous details. It doesn't change anything, truly, so putting it on the web (I was going to say on paper, but what paper is there?) is more for fun than anything.

Personally, I enjoy the idea of Sally being 6'0, then Percy being 5'9, followed by Orla being 5'6 and MC being 5'3. But that's only because it would be funny to see them next to each other having that regular three inch difference. Of course, because Orla died, I suppose it's possible to have MC also being 5'6, so it's less sad of a gap.

No nonnie this is a whole ass paper I expect four pages on my desk on Monday!

Although in reference to the impression that mc is noticeably shorter than Sally, it could very well be that low self image and esteem make us hunch and make ourselves small. Mc doesn’t necessarily have to be that much shorter, they can just have extremely bad posture 😭

I like the math and deduction went into this it’s fun

#height #MC: height #we wretched creatures

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Would the RO's prefer to be proposed, or to make the proposal? If so, have they imagined what kind of proposal they would like to have/give? Does the answer vary based on MC's gender? And could it change to something different now that they have MC in their lives because they want a proposal that fits MC? And, about what age would they like to be proposed/make a proposal?

Also another ask I’ve already answered some where far away. I think what I’m going to do is answer still when I get asked something twice but a third time I’ll direct the nonnie to go find it themselves if they can

Imre: prefers to propose. A classic proposal in a restaurant with the ring in the champagne. It wouldn’t change based on gender nor does Imre think it wouldn’t fit mc since he’d rent out the place so it wouldn’t be a public thing to make mc feel uncomfortable. Honestly he’d propose late like in his late 30s early 40s so early 2010s.

Nia: she wants to propose. Ideally she would want an extravagant thing like hiring pilots to write it in the sky and maybe a marching band. But for mc she’ll acquiesce to do it at the top of a major landmark like the Eiffel Tower. If mc is a boy she’d prefer to be proposed to (would never kneel publicly for a man). She’d propose/liked to be proposed to in her early 30s, so early 2000s.

Lorcan: he’d prefer to be proposed to. He’d like something lowkey, like really it’d be fine if you’re both watching tv and you hand him a ring and ask him. That simple. Whether mc is a boy or girl he wouldn’t propose. If it’s going to happen he’d prefer it to be soon enough to not having it hanging over you both so like maybe 5 years after the events of the second season, so mid to late 20s.

#marriage #proposal #we wretched creatures