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#star trek #star wars #firefly

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the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

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Reblogs were disabled so here you go

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As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose

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USA and Australia fit together almost perfectly.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#okay but i genuinely don't get the joke in that one? #like it's clear what it says but ... what?

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#oh wow #very close right now

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together

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It can also mean "squad leader", which is the sense that was encountered by American soldiers during WWII

When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

#but yeah #gung ho is hilarious

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I love how apparently in this dream my phone worked between dimensions

"Yeah, I'm stuck in some hell dimension right now. Hopefully I can figure out how to get out of here" - quote from a dream I had last night. I was talking on my phone to someone at the time

I can't really remember much else about it. Except that apparently my cousin Roscoe was also there, and he somehow knew something about the hell dimension that might help us escape

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"Yeah, I'm stuck in some hell dimension right now. Hopefully I can figure out how to get out of here" - quote from a dream I had last night. I was talking on my phone to someone at the time

I can't really remember much else about it. Except that apparently my cousin Roscoe was also there, and he somehow knew something about the hell dimension that might help us escape

#dreams

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remember when buffy the vampire slayer made it canon that if you're too unpopular in high school you turn invisible. and that the fbi is recruiting these invisible children to train as assassins. and then it just never comes up again

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

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That's a misprint lol. Fire extinguisher is 消火器, shoukaki

me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….