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dateagirlwhosweird · 6 hours
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Date a girl who will bring you pain. Date a girl who will bring you horror. So that you may rise above it and be worthy of HER love.
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dateagirlwhosweird · 11 hours
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Date a girl who sparkles with the power to repel evil.
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dateagirlwhosweird · 16 hours
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Date a girl whom you cannot defeat with a blade that does not sparkle with the power to repel evil.
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dateagirlwhosweird · 20 hours
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date a girl who creates bumpers for a fake tv channel
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date a girl who promises if you buy a bag of shredded cheese she won't eat it all over the sink at 2 am in a state of cheese induced bacchanalia she seriously promises this time
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Date a girl who is a Fairy.
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Date a girl who vague posts about her gfs on dateagirlwhosweird.
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dateagirlwhosweird · 2 days
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Date a girl who is never a God
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dateagirlwhosweird · 2 days
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Date a girl who died fighting a Balrog in the Deep Dark under Moria and then came back to life fundamentally changed
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dateagirlwhosweird · 2 days
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date a girl that people are afraid of because of her nasty sting but who likes you because you bring her and her sisters a dish of fresh water every day, so they swarm around you when you come out to the garden
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dateagirlwhosweird · 2 days
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date a girl with a slightly blue, clear body with little plastic dinosaurs suspended within it who lives in a little plastic container with a lid to keep her from drying out
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dateagirlwhosweird · 3 days
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date a girl who is obsessed with cheese
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dateagirlwhosweird · 3 days
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date a girl who you have to keep in a cone of shame to keep her from chewing on the stitches
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dateagirlwhosweird · 3 days
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Date a girl who's into hot girl shit! Y'know, stuff like bodyhorroring your soul into an artificial maid, controlled completely by the magic animating it so that you'll have no ability to speak or act. That kind of thing.
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dateagirlwhosweird · 3 days
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You should date a girl who phrases everything as an imperative.
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dateagirlwhosweird · 4 days
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Date a girl who’s an angel* (don’t mind the asterisk).
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dateagirlwhosweird · 4 days
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oh hey, looks like were dangerously low on submissions again! if u have any ideas floating around now would be a great time to submit!
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