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Make your own personalized cup of noodles at the Cup Noodle museum in Osaka, Japan!

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being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out. 

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tumblr is social media for people who don't exist

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I wake up. I consume media. I wish my life was different. I make no effort to change it. I consume more media. I go to sleep.

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the express ticket to h*ll they’re getting

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why do i have to format emails like i’m writing a letter to my fucking husband on the frontlines of the long war. my dearest gregory. it has been too long since i’ve held in my embrace. o, that these travails shall lead us to one another again. my sincerest, fondest thoughts go with you in this, your hour of need. i have attached the requested documents in .pdf format. thanks!

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The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

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In retrospect, the fact that it was a meme for a good five years that none of us knew what was going to happen in the year 2020 seems oddly prescient.

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full offense but hozier did not release several songs saying “fuck cops, fuck capitalism, fuck fascism, fuck settler colonialism, white liberalism is useless, and also FUCK COPS” to be reduced to colonial cottagecore aesthetic by white women and be compared someone who uses tepid high school metaphors to talk about the Democrats like jfc

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rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

#lol

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Yuna Kim for New Balance Women Korea 2020

#Queen Yuna #Yuna Kim #figure skating #ladies #THE BEST

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*at an italian bar with an acoustic guitar*This ones for all my mama mias amd papa pia’s tonight

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Another owner gets adopted

#animal #I don't even like cats but this is hella cute

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#kit

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friend

#animals

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Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

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