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decapitatesyousoftly · 2 years

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I’m not going to lie when I say I'm a huge simp for this man, right here. Yes I know that he’s really problematic, but every slasher is problematic in there own way (besides Bubba sawyer, Jason Voorhees and Carrie white they’re amazing sweethearts)

Dating Otis driftwood would include:

//warning: nsfw-ish, minors DNI//

•Gore. And lots of it, he loves gore and he loves everything that comes with it, organs, bones, brains everywhere. so that kind of stuff grosses you out, you’re out of luck

•you’re going to have to deal with him being A necrophiliac, sorry, but Otis really loves them cold and lifeless.

•you’re going to have to deal with major PDA, so stuff such as, holding your hand, groping you, public sex (When the devil himself wants you, he's going to have you), or his favorite kissing you.

•walks during the midnight hours, after he is done with rituals, talking about stupid things that don't make sense to either of you, but hey nights like these are fun for Otis and you and it definitely makes up for that peace and quiet you to seem to miss out on so often. Thanks to Spaulding, or grandpa Hugo (Most of the noise is caused by Otis, but don’t tell him that)

•Being best friends with Baby which is amazing, Baby is one of those crazy loyal best friends, definitely will steal you from Otis most of the time, because she wants more ’girl time’

•being Otis’s muse, and giving him ideas for his next art piece. Him asking you what he could do to make his work better, etc

• Cutter aka Captain Spaulding is definitely going to be protective of you like he is with Baby and Otis, why?, because your Otis’s S/O and part of the family. the problem with Spaulding being like a protective father figure to you, is that it’s not really that pleasant sometimes, like he’ll definitely watch out of you and have your back, but the moment he helps you out of the situation your in he’ll laugh at you, or tell you how stupid you were. Baby says that's how he shows he cares

• prepare getting degraded a lot, and when i say a lot, I mean A LOT. this man loves degrading people, and just because you’re his S/O doesn’t make you any different. In or out of the bedroom he’s going to call you names ”slut” is his favorite. This doesn’t mean Otis won’t praise you, he will trust me, its just When he’s more in a calm mood. He just likes to see you blush.

•He has a really high text Drive, so if those corpses don't satisfy him. It’s your turn, but in case you’re a masochist, it won’t really feel nice, but he’ll make it up to you with craze in aftercare.

•Be prepared to never talk to any man again, besides the ones that are in the firefly family, this man is definitely obsessive and possessive, hardly lets you leave the house, or even out if his sight. Deep down he’s just really insecure because no one’s ever liked him like you do, especially if you can put up with all the sick, twisted and disgusting things he does and still smile at him with heart eyes. Definitely doesn’t want to share you.

• if a poor victim of the firefly family insult you in anyway, Otis is definitely going to torture them and make it as painful as he possibly can and he’s going to make you watch, because he’s into that kind of thing. He’ll also fuck you next to the victims corpse, but that just Otis being Otis.

• On the contrary of what people think of him, I think he wouldn’t care about what gender his S/O is, or the way they dress, he just wants someone to love him. I also think Otis would be into an S/O who dresses all cute. He likes the idea of him, this gross man loving on someone who’s adorable and loving, but also gross.

I know this is bad, but I really was trying to think for this one, I haven’t been on here in awhile, I needed someway to get The creative juices flowing. Anyways hope you liked his I really tried to keep this as close as i can for canon Otis, even though I know this isn't close to canon.

#house of 1000 corpses #otis driftwood x reader #otis driftwood #slasher boyfriend #slasher boyfriend x reader #slasher headcanons #baby firefly #baby firefly x reader

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decapitatesyousoftly · 3 years

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Hi! I was reading your stuff and I was wondering if I could get a request? If not I totally understand!

Anyway, how do you think Thomas would react to a s/o who loves to cook, especially for him!

Sure I would love too, sorry it took me so long to do this I've been busy

𝚃𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚗 𝚂/𝙾 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖/𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜.

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•are you a goodness/God?, no?, sorry he had to ask.

•but Seriously you’re perfect, Thomas Hewitt loves anyone that can cook for him, because Let’s be honest mama’s cooking gets a bit…repetitive, so with you making new meals In the Hewitt house. It’s amazing

•seeing how he will probably being the one taking care of you in the relationship most of the time, having you cook for him is a Way that Tommy to feel like someone is taking care of him.

•Even if you don’t want Thomas to do anything for you in return, he’ll find a way, because this big hunk of a man loves you to death.

•He’ll love you even more if you cook for the whole Hewitt family, do it please?, this man loves his family and if they all had your amazing meals with him, he’ll be so joyful.

•He definitely feels Like he’s a husband and your his wife cooking for him, and it makes his heart so happy, Thomas will probably die from his happiness.

•will alway thank you for the food because he’s a gentleman, but if you cook for the whole family he’ll make sure EVERYONE thanks you, or he will be pissed. Luda may will thank you for sure, it’s makes her happy that she isn’t the only one cooking. Monty won’t thank you because he’s an ass, it surprisingly hoyt will thank you, might not be the best one, but he’s trying.

•He just wants you to know please keep cooking for him makes him feel like the most special man having the most beautiful/handsome person cook for him, especially when this S/O is happy when they cook for him.

#slasher headcanons #slasher boyfriend x reader #slashers x reader #thomas hewitt head canons #thomas hewitt x you #thomas hewitt x y/n #thomas Hewitt x s/o

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decapitatesyousoftly · 3 years

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Can I get a Thomas Hewitt with tiny s/o? 💕💕

I mean- , sure!. Hope you enjoy this as much as I liked making this

𝚃𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚢/𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂/𝙾

•I feel like this man when he first saw you and you two became friends he wondered, “how can someone be so small?” He was definitely confused.

•don’t get me wrong, he did try to kill you, when you two had your very first encounter he had to kill you, family orders, well Hoy’s orders more or so. Didn't matter if you were small and cute, you were still food.

•He definitely feels like he needs to protect you and make sure you are well beyond safe with him.

•He keeps you away from victims and the Hewitt’s newly found meal, you know that he kills, definitely. Thomas just doesn’t want you to get hurt.

•keeps you away from uncle Monty before he got shot, reason why, Monty is a pervert, and him seeing Tommy’s small S/O he might try something while Thomas and hoyt are working.

•He’ll try to help you with house chores and getting things for you that are really high to reach, even though there were times he walked in to help you, and you found some way to get it yourself.

•loves to cuddle and shower with you. Okay hear me out, cuddling with a tiny cute person such as yourself is a dream, but showing with you, oh boy!!, he loves it. He just loves to feel your soft skin on Him.

•Having such a small S/O he developed a size kink, when he first did it confused him, because he’s never liked anyone in the way he does with you.

•Just loves how small you are, like look at you, adorable!!, and determined he couldn’t ask for more, he’s going to make sure you never want to leave him, he really couldn’t see liking anyone els. so you’re stuck with him. Him and mama will make sure you never leave.

#thomas hewitt #slasher headcanons #slasher boyfriend x reader #thomas hewitt x reader #thomas Hewitt head canons

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decapitatesyousoftly · 3 years

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Sitting on Michael Myers lap or him laying an arm around your shoulder

•when you lay on this man’s lap make sure he isn’t in a mood, and you know which mood I mean.

•If you do ever lay on his lap successfully be grateful, that’s all I have to say.

•This man, oh boy, I feel like when you do lay on his lap and he actually accepts it, he will not let you leave, I mean, until he pushes you off, either in a mean way, Or not in a pissy way, it depends on the day.

•If Micheal feels you on his lap and he doesn’t like it and he is in a mood, he will not hesitate to full on shove you off of him, and because he’s petty he’ll probably ignore you the whole day. He's definitely 1000% not sorry by the way.

• Now I’m going to say this bud, if Micheal Myers ever did put his arm around me, I would be terrified. So how the fuck are you not scared when he puts an arm around you, or your shoulder.

•I mean he loves you don’t get me wrong, because you would be deader than a doorknob if he didn’t, but Micheal isn’t the one to touch people besides when he’s killing them. Take this as a definite bonding moment for the both of you.

• He definitely wants something from you, sorry it’s the truth Micheal is trying to suck up to you, don’t fall for it.

•he‘ll probably drag you down on the bed, or sofa with him for cuddles , that’s a probably situation though. Again like with the lap sitting, he might not let go, and you’ll probably feel like you can’t breathe.

•If he hurts you in anyway don’t take it personal, it’s not like he’s trying to, you’d tell.

•Just be lucky the boogyman loves you, and wants to keep you safe, that’s all I have to say man, they’re is so many people wanting your position. So make sure you savor these sweet moments.

#micheal myers x reader #micheal myers #Micheal Myers head canons #slasher boyfriend x reader #micheal Myers scenarios #Micheal Myers imagine

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decapitatesyousoftly · 3 years

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Hello darling! How are you? May I request Bo Sinclair love language headcanons?🥴🥴💗💗

🔪I’m doing good actually thank you!, I hope you are doing amazing!🔪

🔪This might be bad, so I’m sorry.🔪

• I feel like Bo‘s love language is hand holdin, I would say gifts but he doesn’t really look like the person that would really enjoy just gifts. Considering his childhood and what he went through I would say watch out for his wrist.

• Once you hold his hand and look in his eyes with a soft smile he is content with his life.

•Though I have to say watch out because we all know that Bo gives off possessive energy, so most of the time he’ll hold your hand to show your his and he loves you, and Vice versa.

•I can definitely see that at the beginning when you first held his hand he didn’t know what to think about you doing this action, he was being an ass about it. Especially if you brushed your hand over this scars. He definitely went ballistic , but he warmed up to it.

•All I can say is just hold this man’s hand, he’s happy, and he’s glad to have you take a chance on him and his brothers. God, he definitely wishes that he could have met you sooner, and love him the way you do.

•Also, even though this isn’t really part of his love language, I can see that he kind of cuddles into your hand and smiles as he does it, or he just kisses your hand.

•This man just feels safe and loved when you hold this hand, and he hopes that you never stop doing it. If you do however, he knows you still love him. Just hold this poor man’s hand, makes him feel a bit more special.

#slasher boyfriend #bo sinclair #bo Sinclair head canons #bo Sinclair x reader #house of wax x reader #house of wax #house of wax imagine #bo Sinclair x y/n #bo sinclair x you #bo sinclair imagine

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