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definitely-a-vampire-wizard · 2 months

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OOC POST

Yeah I'm taking a break from this. I realized that I was in an extremely toxic friendship with a previous wizardblogging mutual and I don't feel comfortable continuing this blog rn until I feel safe interacting either other wizard moots again. But I'm worried that they will react poorly to what happened if I tell them, so I'm just kinda putting it off...

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definitely-a-vampire-wizard · 2 months

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Lightning magic, 100%. Trust me, I'm an expert!

"I think you mean 'biased', sir."

Shut it!

what is cool magic??? it's for sure not divination or card tricks???

#wizard posting #//The text within the “quotes” is meant to signal Sapphire speaking

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definitely-a-vampire-wizard · 3 months

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*Lucifer side-eyes his assistant, Sapphire*

UGH. Warlocks are always trying to convince you down into hell, like, slow down man! It's WAY too early in our relationship to meet the patrons, stop rushing!

#wizardblogging

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definitely-a-vampire-wizard · 3 months

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you'd do numbers on tumblr

what’s tumblr

#wizard posting #Luci would do this

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definitely-a-vampire-wizard · 3 months

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*Eyes go wide as he starts scribbling notes in a notepad* "Amazing, I didn't know there was such a variety in wizard spells!"

Any wizards wanna share their favorite spells? I'll go first! *casts a basic, entry-level spell that makes compostable confetti appear*

#wizard posting

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definitely-a-vampire-wizard · 3 months

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Any wizards wanna share their favorite spells? I'll go first! *casts a basic, entry-level spell that makes compostable confetti appear*

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definitely-a-vampire-wizard · 4 months

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It's a good thing! Take it as a way of reinforcing loyalty, gaining influence! Some kobolds will decide to leave their dragons to work for you, strengthening your influence!

Again, definitely not speaking from experience

I heard back from the kobold union, apparently I was voted as "Best dragon to work for" contest on account of no longer eating them. They invited me to thr awards.

This is weird

#unreality

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definitely-a-vampire-wizard · 4 months

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You should see this as a good opportunity to better strengthen the loyalty of your kobolds, and to help them get stronger (by not overworking them), and to boost their morale (by having them not constantly afraid for their lives)

N-not that I have any experience in this regard, haha, j-just a suggestion!

Guys I just got a letter (not an email but an actual letter) from The Kobold Union. Did you know there's a kobold union?

Am I Fucked?

#dragonposting #wizardposting #unreality

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definitely-a-vampire-wizard · 5 months

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OOC POST

Hey like I really wanna be aware of the lore plotlines that my friends (If they let me call them that? My mutuals) @wizard-eater @humm-bird and @hummingbird-hunter have going on but I can never properly follow, my memory problems interfere with my ability to understand as I read and thus the actual posts themselves are hard to parse (my fault not theirs) and I don't even know where to start anymore bc I kept being unable to keep up due to my memory problems and outside interference

If anyone is willing to give me a simplified, but still complete, from-the-beginning rundown please help me

#wizardblogging #wizard lore discussion #ooc post

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definitely-a-vampire-wizard · 5 months

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Have you ever eaten another elder god

Of course I have

#OOC; Lucifer tastes like Ozone #unreality #wizardblogging

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definitely-a-vampire-wizard · 5 months

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Oh here's mine look so cool and definitely accurate