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Eli "Hawk" Moskowitz 💜

top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

#his coping mechanism is Ham and dying his hair #which is funny until you think about the fact it means he thinks no one will love him if he isn't “vibrant” #and that if he's considered boring and lame he isn't worthy or deserving of love #totally not speaking from experience here... #eli moskowitz #hawk

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Yasmine and Demetri

what that tongue game like?

weak. same goes for dick.

girl i got that good…that good for nothing

lea me alone

#It didn’t work tho she still chose you as her beard ♥️ #yasmine cobra kai #demetri alexopoulos #demetri cobra kai

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Society if Demetri had a fucked-up, crooked nose from that one time Kreese slugged him in the face >>>>>

"Crooked, previously-broken nose" is such a hot trait to give your characters. Im begging you to fuck up your characters' noses

#Like I didn't think about it until now but like #the boy had to get stitches!!! STITCHES!!! #He should at least have a little scar or something #but also yeah imagine if Eli had to look at Demetri having a slightly misshapen nose for the rest of their lives #and know that not only was he a huge dick about it #but it was kind of indirectly his fault #for pressuring Demetri so much that he just walked in there with 0 preparation completely on his own #ohhhhh that shit would be JUICY #demetri alexopoulos #demetri cobra kai

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Looking at the S1 Yasmine and Moon dynamic like

that’s toxic to YOU. to me it is gay sex

#I am sooooo serious they were having so much toxic gay sex #we love to see evil girlbosses winning #...I think #(Elimetri also qualifies but that's the expected one) #S1 yasmoon I love you you were the peak of toxic femininity and I couldn't ask for better lesbian rep #I mean I could but. You know what I mean #yasmoon #yasmine x moon #moon x yasmine #yasmine cobra kai #moon cobra kai

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S2 Moon would post this about Hawk akdjlsiufh

oh that’s not… that’s not the word, sweetie

#“please they're hurting him! He shouldn't have to go all through that pain :(” #someone comments “babe I wish they euthanized them too 🩶” #“Sure would be nice for someone to put them out of their misery huh?” #(it's Yasmine with a burner account) #moon cobra kai #hawk #eli moskowitz

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Me dying on my stupid hill that Yasmine and Moon were fucking in Season 1 akvexgfvjfv

I think people sometimes misunderstand why we come up with such elaborate justifications for shipping two characters together. I don't justify my ships because I feel that I need to; I justify my ships because squinting at the published canon with furrowed brow and asking myself "okay, how exactly would this work?" is my idea of a good time.

#Look all I’m saying is that we can’t prove they WEREN’T #The Vibes were absolutely there #And the way Yasmine reacts to Moon ditching her for Hawk is. Well it sure is something 🧡🤍🩷 #Their whole 1x09 confrontation feels like a breakup #I do not think they are fucking in later seasons but I do think that they want to #yasmoon #yasmine x moon #moon x yasmine #yasmine cobra kai #moon cobra kai

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Me about etl and mlm/wlw ftl specifically

ppl misunderstand me when I say "I want more [thing] in stories". I don't mean "I'm going to love every single one" I mean "I'm very picky and I want more of it in circulation so I can actually choose from a wealth of them and be discerning". I see ppl being like "you say you want more of [this thing] but you don't like [example of it]" YEAH CUZ I'M PICKY!!!!!!!! I have opinions and standards????? not all of them are gonna be the same I wanna be able to look at 100 of them and go "I want these 20" not "I only have 3 to choose from and I don't like any of them" you feel me??????

#Etl is soooooo hit or miss like #some of them make me want to retch my stomach out and some of them make me lick my lips #there’s no in between #i once saw someone imply that if we can’t get Elimetri then the etl fans should at least get s*mh*wk #Like bro you do not speak for me I would rather remove my eyes than see them kiss #also yes more boy besties and girl besties should make out #but sometimes I see a male-male or female-female friendship #where one or both could be queer #and I’m like “please god no do not date that would be so toxic please” #and not even toxic in a fun and sexy way!!! #toxic in like. “The implications of this pairing happening are genuinely depressing” kind of way #Sometimes toxic friendships are not even interesting to dissect sometimes it’s just like #“yeah I know exactly where this dynamic would lead if it turned romantic and nothing about it is fun”

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Demetri Alexopouloscore

@hunkydorkling I wanna say you've canonically written him like this aksjdhlsh

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

#Huzzah and alas-ass man #frankly insane of him I love it #demetri alexopoulos #demetri cobra kai

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s2 and s3 Hawk whenever Demetri has the audacity to exist in the same general vicinity

can you get that weird guy out of here please. I’m starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don’t want to confront & come to terms with that right now

#Better destroy his project with a soccer ball about it #better antagonize him in gym class about it #better glare at him about it #like you’re literally fooling anyone you simp #hawk #hawkmeat #hawkmetri #demetri alexopoulos #demetri cobra kai #eli moskowitz

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I. Would never have known this wasn't about Cobra Kai if I didn't look at the tags akjldshunj

Was legitimately just going to be like "yep, this is what it's like hyperfixating on those two obscure non-karate-doing girls in the karate kid spinoff show. I'm in constant agony"

Me watching this show but I just keep going “I love women” every five minutes despite the fact the majority of the important characters are men

#shows can sideline their female characters all they like #it ain't gonna stop the lesbians in the fandom from finding a way to be Unwell about whoever they do have

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I love you “unlikeable” female characters I love you rude girls I love you mean women I love you girl interpretations of the “Asshole with a Heart of Gold” trope I love you women who get labeled Cold and Unfeeling I love you girls who lash out I love you women who lie I love you female characters who make people mad just by existing

#she sucks so bad and I wanna study her like a bug #putting her in a jar and shaking her around as we speak #we don't even get a Tragic Backstory with her like we do with Tory so my brain just goes apeshit with the possibilities #yasmine cobra kai

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S2-S3 Hawk about Demetri akslibkjsdbf

*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near…

#and lawrusso also but I feel this goes without saying #hawkmetri #hawkmeat #elimetri #binary boyfriends #daniel larusso #johnny lawrence #demetri alexopoulos #demetri cobra kai #eli moskowitz #hawk

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Thinking about how Nocturnalverse Eli became a monster for love, and thinking about how both Demetri’s vampirism and his and Eli’s love for each other are absolutely incurable afflictions

i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate when a monster is loved and that love turns them human I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH. tell that thing that goes bump in the night that you love the way its fangs glimmer in the moonlight and the way its horrible gnarled claws are so gentle with you or GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

#Tbh I don’t think I’ve ever gone as hard as I did when I wrote Nocturnal #thank you October 2022 for giving me an AU I’m going to shitpost about for the rest of my life #werewolf!eli #werewolf!hawk #vampire!demetri #nocturnal #elimetri #binary boyfriends

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the list of these films that Demetri likes is frankly insane

a flop movie only a weird gay person could love

#I just know he has stupid niche taste for sci fi movies no one has heard of #Good for him #demetri alexopoulos #demetri cobra kai

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citationless behavior

#he's so obnoxious I wanna kill him (affectionate) #if I went to high school with him he'd be my least favorite person in the entire world #can't believe that Eli Moskowitz simped so hard for this guy that he started a karate war to cover it up #demetri alexopoulos #demetri cobra kai

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Moon @ Demetri in S1

#Yasmine’s driving is canonically so sucks that it caused a karate war #half the reason Moon yeeted out of that homoerotic friendship is because she didn’t want to get blamed for totaling any more cars #joke’s on her though because I’m sure Hawk’s driving is just as bad #maybe when she gets with Piper she’ll FINALLY have her ride be a decent driver god bless #moon cobra kai #yasmine cobra kai #yasmoon #moon x yasmine #yasmine x moon #demetri alexopoulos #demetri cobra kai

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WHAT

W H A T

I HAVE BEEN THEIR SINGLE BIGGEST FAN SINCE 2021 AND I NEVER NOTICED THIS???

Like Demetri being 0 and Eli being "the 1"??? Yeah, that's some simp behavior. You're saying you're nothing and Eli is everything. Boy you are not being subtle about your crush, you are doing the Will Smith thing.

But mimicking Eli's dance move because none of his own stuck in his head???

I'm just staring because my god he absolutely is.

I'm honestly not surprised. Demetri's always had this air of like "who cares about me??? I'm lame, I'm boring, I'm typical, I'm Just Some Guy, let's talk about ELI MOSKOWITZ who's FUNNY and SMART and COOL and CHARMING and I am SO ANNOYED that he's embarrassed about all that, like what the fuck!!!" Like all the stuff Demetri refuses to be embarrassed about liking is stuff Eli also likes??? And is good at??? And Eli really shines when he's shamelessly doing his thing without worrying what people think, like in the video. You can tell he's having a good time, even if his grumpy S2 and S3 ass would never admit it XD

Demetri's problem with the Hawk shtick was never "oh no, you're abandoning all of my interests and getting different interests :(" and much more "you abandoned everything that made you feel happy and at ease and took this guy I love and made him perform this exhausting facade to impress a bunch of lame bitches who don't matter >:( " Like this "Hawk" business is making Demetri's favorite person in the world and the coolest bitch on the block repress himself!!! How DARE!!! Best believe Demetri's not down with that shit at all.

But tbh??? This DOES confirm what I've suspected all along:

Demetri never really gave a crap about what he does, or flaunting his accomplishments. It was always all about Eli.

thinking about how when demetri recreated the binary brothers dance for moon and aisha, he didnt even do one of his own moves but instead it was something eli did

#even in S1 he's basically dedicated his entire existence to being what he thinks Eli needs #(i.e. a more punchable shield and someone who can make Eli laugh when life sucks) #Eli is Demetri's everything #basically always at the forefront of his mind even before himself #god I thought I analyzed every last millisecond of their relationship and then some #but I'm very happy you proved me wrong #it's like finding one last piece of your favorite candy that you thought had been discontinued #you made my week thank you <3 #elimetri #hawkmetri #hawkmeat #binary boyfriends #demetri alexopoulos #demetri cobra kai #eli moskowitz #hawk