Me and your dad
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crazy how taylor swift will write the most vapid, surface level metaphors and smack a chain of adjectives before a noun and be revered as the modern shakespeare
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she may be smarter than me, but is she the girl with the most cake?
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I can’t believe “fake gamer girl” was an actual concept guys thought existed literally the most unfuckable guys who have ever lived were convinced girls were faking being interested in loser nerd hobbies to impress them
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FREE HIM FROM THAT WENCH
I-
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didn't he say like if I go down all of the people in charge of Nickelodeon now go down too ...huh
😀?????
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A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.
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she jacked me off hard as hell i couldn't believe what she was Dune 2 my Poor Thing
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can we start trading friendship bracelets at non taylor swift concerts? i wanna be crafting with the middle aged men at the springsteen show
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Near Ramallah, Palestine.
1992.
📷 Esaias BAITEL.
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i should be allowed to kill myself when im on my period and then come back to life later
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He only wanted justified revenge and to not get put back in a box. Why did he get put back in a box.
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We need to normalize hating women’s stupid boyfriends I’m so serious. The lost art of I hope jakey dies
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