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I never thought I'd turn out to be a fat, bisexual, autistic, satanist nurse with ADHD but at this point it feels like a natural evolution.

#actually autistic #actually adhd #the satanic temple #bisexual #Fat

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Waiting for an answer

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Well? Is it?

I don’t know. Nobody knows. Not on here or on Twitter or Facebook or Instagram or anywhere. He does not appear to have any social media.

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facebook down, twitter down, tumblr emerges from the radioactive wasteland to claim its throne

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Caption:

[Person 1: WALL-E and EVE are both nonbinary.

Person 2: What are you talking about? Keep your... Liberal politics out of my kid’s movie. WALL-E’s a boy and EVE is a girl.

Person 1: But they’re... they’re robots. They don’t have genitals.

Person 2: Yeah but like WALL-E is square and does construction and EVE is like feminine and sexy looking.

Person 1: So, gender is a matter of presentation and expression, not a matter of biology.

Person 2: No! Gender’s just about your genitals.

Person 1: Then, WALL-E’s nonbinary. He doesn’t have genitals.

Person 2: No, WALL-E’s a boy.

Person 1: Then gender is a matter of expression an-

Person 2: No! Gender is just biological!

Person 1: Then WALL-E doesn’t have a gender

Person 2: No! He’s a boy robot!

Person 1: Look I don’t have anything going on. I can do this all day.]

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reblog to pack a bowl for the person you reblogged from

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Yall I thought it was just me 😅

Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp being down for, like, the 4th time this year, while this hellsite keeps running jerkily but inexorably since the start of time

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These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

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hey if ur lgbt rb this with ur orientation and ur fave soda

#Bisexual #Coke zero

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[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: You will soon gain something you have always desired.]

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That third tri insomnia be hitting tonight. It's gonna be a long month.

#35+5 #pregnancy after loss #Ready to meet my son already

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#Regular me can run a 5k and complete a triathlon #Pregnant me feels like her pelvis is breaking when she goes from sitting to standing

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When you try to Google Tony Hawk but accidentally type in Tiny Hawk

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Bread thief. (via lexiyounng)