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I love great white sharks because from the side they look like murder torpedoes

But from the front they are GOOD and ROUND

Round potato bois

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#joey batey

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Jack Black did more of Hit Me Baby One More Time, and I am living for this.

What an ad for Kung Fu Panda 4

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#emails from tumblr be like that sometimes #but no I’ve been having problems with my emails loading properly and this one just made me roll my eyes then smile

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I love great white sharks because from the side they look like murder torpedoes

But from the front they are GOOD and ROUND

Round potato bois

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I have found the best ally

Straight and cis people will say that they are allies, but you will NEVER measure up to my dentist.

Me: "Hey, is it ok if I can change my name on my info from [DEADNAME] to Sai?"

Random woman that I wasn't even talking to in the chair next to me: "Honey, if that's the name you had at birth, [DEADNAME] is your only name."

My dentist, very slowly turning her rolley chair towards the woman: "Shush."

Random woman: "Excuse me?"

Destist: *closes privacy curtain while staring bullets at the lady*

Me: *pissing myself laughing*

My dentist while changing my name in my info (reminder that English is not her first language, she immigrated from Russia): "There, Sai, you have pretty boy teeth. Smile and make all girls swoon."

Me not having the heart to tell her I'm not transmasc but I'm Agender, and still pissing myself laughing: "Thank you [DENTIST NAME]."

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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#we were robbed #😩 #the witcher #jaskier #joey batey

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I love social media

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big brain only

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I love great white sharks because from the side they look like murder torpedoes

But from the front they are GOOD and ROUND

Round potato bois

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JOEY BATEY as JASKIER in THE WITCHER: BLOOD ORIGIN (2022)

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I love great white sharks because from the side they look like murder torpedoes

But from the front they are GOOD and ROUND

Round potato bois

#sharks #I was having feelings today #about sharks #and i love them very much

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I saw this and thought Ciri, Yennefer, Jaskier, and Geralt in that order