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“So who’s gonna propose?”

Lucifer: I think it’s gonna be Charlie.

Alastor: hmm.

Lucifer: if she’s anything like her old man… and she is. it’ll definitely be her.

Alastor: come now. Charlie wouldn’t last more than 3 seconds in a jeweller before hyperventilating let alone buying said ring.

Lucifer: thems sound like bettin words.

-Later- after the final battle -series finale-

Charlie: Vaggie I… I have somthing to ask you.

Vaggie: yeah?

Charlie: *gets down on one knee*

Lucifer: *in the far distance covered in blood and rubble* WHOO!! YEAH! GO CHARLIE! THATS MY GIRL!!!HAND IT OVER BITCH!!!! FUCK YES!! NEVER QUESTION A MORNINGSTARS BALLS!!!!!

Alastor: *also covered in blood and rubble begrudgingly hands over a 20 dollar note* please shut up.

Vaggie: YOU GUYS WERE BETTING ON THIS?!

Angel: oh honey we all were… *hands husk a 5 dollar note*

#hazbin #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel #angel dust #hazbin husk #hazbin charlie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin chaggie #chaggie #bettin words

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there is no way to imagine early chaggie's first meeting that isn't at least a little silly

Charlie: "SO! Umm- What's a pretty lady like you doing in a place like this?"

Vaggie: "...." (is in Hell)

Charlie: "....." (princess of Hell)

Charlie: ".....aside from the, damned for all eternity by Heaven for your past actions, thing."

Vaggie: "Nothing much. Meeting pretty demon ladies, I guess?"

Charlie: "Oh who? Is she a friend? Where'd she go??"

Vaggie: "...."

Charlie: "......."

Charlie: "It's me isn't it. I'm the pretty demon lady."

Vaggie: "Sorry."

Charlie: "What? No don't be! I've, I just haven't been called pretty in a while, or talked to anyone who wasn't a living demon plushy, so I'm kinda out of practice with the conversational cues and-"

Vaggie: "Not for that. It's uh.. I've lost lot of blood... I think I'm about to pass out."

Charlie: "-you WHAT!?"

Vaggie: "wha's your name again..?"

Charlie: "I- I didn't say but I'm Charlie WHAT BLEEDING!??!?"

Vaggie: "'s nice meeting you Charlie." (slumps over)

Charlie: (catching her) "Ah! Ahhh!?" (hugging vaggie while frantically shrugging off jacket) "Pretty lady unconscious, the unnamed pretty lady IS unconscious!!!" (wrapping vaggie in jacket like burrito and scooping her up) (RUNS)

Charlie: "EVERYBODY MOVE MOVE MOOOVE! UNCONSCIOUS AND EXANGUINATED PRETTY LADY COMING THROUGH!!!"

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This is what I imagine happened after his deal with heaven to allow the exterminations.

Read under the cut for transcript and additional images.

Transcript for those who may have a hard time reading the subtitles because Tumblr sometimes kills the quality: Reporter 1: How does it feel to be voted the most hated ruler of Hell right now?

Lucifer: Listen, in a ring full of Neanderthal sinners I wear the fucking badge of honour.

Reporter 2: What about the rumors that you're mentally imbalanced???

Lucifer: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!

EDIT:

Oh and the still images for those who want to see the cleaner images without being botched in quality from the video processor:

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Radiohusk with pilot dynamics is pretty funny, I've discovered.

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Same goes for making deals… alastor may be clever but Lucifer is the literal king of hell.

Practically invented deals.

Pun mastery - duck making - lil goofy guy - KING OF HELL

I bet alastor gets two seconds into making a deal before Lucifers just like:

“🙄 no I’m not doing that. You’re too vague with your wording… your obviously gonna try and manipulate me using Charlie… I’m gonna need a written form… 😑 and don’t give me that fine print bullshit”

personally I don't think people lean enough into the fact that Lucifer could fucking demolish Alastor without breaking a sweat. There's too many fics where Alastor's threats scare Lucifer and like what??

I love their antagonistic relationship. I love the idea of their rivalry, of them needling each other and pushing each other to break composure. I love the idea that Lucifer is emotional and easily annoyed/pissed off and Alastor loves playing off that.

But if Alastor ever genuinely threatened Lucifer? There's no way Lucifer would take that seriously, or lying down. Of course he'd put Alastor in his place if he ever actually needed to.

I need more fics of Alastor attempting to threaten Lucifer, or pushing Lucifer too far, and then learning exactly why he's the king of Hell.

#i need more of luci standing up for himself against alastor #a lot of people write lucifer as meek and it puts me off so much #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #alastor #i may write a little drabble of my own idk #hazbin #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin radioapple #radioapple

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🎶You’re a power-bottom at rock bottom, but you’ve got company 🎶

This implies that husk is also a power bottom…

*physically can’t stop thinking about Huskerdust but it’s the most gentle, compassionate smut you have ever laid your eyes upon where Angel is topping because usually at work he’s the cliche bottom, but with Husk he can do anything he wants because Husk honestly doesn’t mind*

#hazbin #hazbin hotel #angel dust #hazbin husk #hazbin huskerdust #angel x husk #huskerdust

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Husk: This is my boyfriend Angel, he's so smart and handsome and I'm so proud of him

Vaggie: This is my beautiful girlfriend Charlie, she's my angel and I love her so much

Alastor: this is Niffty she has rabies

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source by Hako_iix07

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Alastors bedroom.

Headcanon Radioapple

After the battle with heaven Alastor became more strict about keeping people out of his room.

Not for anything nefarious like the other staff theorise.

It’s actually because alastor has very little control over what(/who) appears in the swamp attached to his room.

The creatures that usually take residence by the water were alligators, deer, swarms of fireflies the occasional turtle. They never bothered him before…

But ever since Lucifer showed up Alastor had noticed a small family of white ducks peacefully floating atop the water.

#hazbin #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin radioapple #hazbin hotel #radioapple #alastor

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CHAT IS THIS REAL…

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source by kee_N0H

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Alastor would definitely have no touch days. I also think Lucifer would have no contact days. He needs days to just be alone to recharge. However, no contact days are risky cuz it can feed into his depression and cause a spiral.

Cut to Alastor putting a radio on his nightstand. Alastor leaves a station always on that is just the goings on in the hotel. It makes Lucifer feel connected even on bad days.

And sometimes it's just Alastor walking around the city narrating as he goes. No matter how dark Lucifer gets, there is always at least one snarky comment that makes him snort.

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i literally can’t stop

my favorite scene from the latest chapter of “Of Saints and Sinners” by @morningstarwrites

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Alastor lucifer Charlie and vaggie go out to a restaurant for family dinner night

Lucifer: That was great. should we head back home?

Charlie: Sure!

Vaggie: How are we getting home? There's alotta people outside...

Alastor: Why with our own two feet of course… how else do you expect we leave a restaurant?

Vaggie: No I mean-

Charlie: Did you grab the sunglasses I told you to bring?

Vaggie: Charlie it's 8pm at night why would I need sunglasses???

Alastor Lucifer and Charlie: *all step out onto the street unfazed by the large crowd of paparazzi and cameras swarming them* 😎😎😎

Vaggie: AH FUCK MY EYE!!!

#hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin radioapple #radioapple #alastor #hazbin charlie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin chaggie #chaggie #celebrity dads #when your girlfriend is the daughter of two of the biggest names in hell #Charlie is used to it she’s a princess #alastor let them take photos because he knew it would fuck with Vaggie

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Saw this picture and all I could think about was Alastor crawling across the floor

He comin for your ankles… chomp chomp

#hazbin #hazbin alastor #alastor #he’s a biter #imagine this grown ass man just slithering across the floor lookin for a snak #hazbin hotel

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Alastor: Last year, I married my best friend.

Charlie: Aww!

Alastor: Lucifer is still mad about it, but Rosie and I were drunk and thought it was funny.

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I don't have time to make proper drawings atm but here's a bunch of radioapple sketches.