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vision i had

#god i love this so much

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WHAT IS THIS AND WHY CAN'T IT HAPPEN TO ME

God, i am so fucking jealous of Pete. I want an eldritch god to push my hair behind my ear while telling my girlfriend she has to kill me.

#AN ELDRITCH GOD'S HAND #STROKING MY NECK #PLAYING WITH MY HAIR #honestly really impressive of Joey to be able to act normal while someones stroking his neck #couldnt be me

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God, i am so fucking jealous of Pete. I want an eldritch god to push my hair behind my ear while telling my girlfriend she has to kill me.

#npmd spoilers #wiggog y'wrath #npmd #oh no mister eldritch god don't play with my hair all seductively while telling my gf to kill me

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Also not to brag but I saw through like every plot twist in Devil, so I'm basically a genius.

New drinking game- Watch Elevator(2011) and Devil (2010) and drink every time theres an ominous shot of an elevator shaft. On an unrelated note if anyone has any recommendations for elevator based movies (ideally horror) please share them with me.

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New drinking game- Watch Elevator(2011) and Devil (2010) and drink every time theres an ominous shot of an elevator shaft. On an unrelated note if anyone has any recommendations for elevator based movies (ideally horror) please share them with me.

#elevator(2011) wasn't a very good movie but it serves its purpose #warning: i did not count how many ominous elevator shaft shots there were #but it was a considerable amount #elevator #elevator(2011) #devil(2010) #give me elevator movies #please #drinking games

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Love the combination of 10 yr old me’s favourite things; Crona and Papa’s Freezeria

art dump (tw: spirit albarn)

this is all art i was never planning to post or finish or anything but im currently in a state of art limbo

i had a dream today where i was taking care of child crona in an apocalypse so i took it as a sign

plus a doodle from my friend

#papa's freezeria was the best papa's game #to those who disagree #sorry you're wrong #crona is still one of my fav characters tho #cause their perfect

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every time I tell myself i’m going to be normal about it this time and every time I fail

me trying to be normal about a piece of media

#i'd apologise but

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Played the first two episode of Hello Charlotte and I am feeling very normal

#Hello Charlotte #i made my own shitty meme so you can tell i am a normal healthy person #rpg horror #this is the first time i used my drawing tablet im sure this is a good sign for the future #charlotte wiltshire

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sorry triple A gaming industry, this is what peak games look like

#psychE #penis #my penis #where art thou my penis #surreal games

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did no one think to mention that Atlus made catboy Jesus? I feel like that should have come up before now. I, personally, would have liked to have been made aware before now.

#devil survivor #kazuya minegishi #catboy #catboy jesus #i feel robbed #robbed of years I could have spent knowing about catboy jesus #megaten

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Listen, I have had it with queerbaiting, I’m done. We need to fight back. From here on out I’m dedicating myself to straightbaiting. Oh, yeah the male protagonist and female deuteragonist in a clear enemies to lovers storyline? Fuck you, they become best friends, MLM WLW solidarity. The protagonist and girl-next-door setup? Eat shit, the protagonist comes out as trans and they’re lesbian lovers now.

#queerbaiting #straightbaiting #heteronormativity #fuck you its gay now

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im not saying that if gods were real, silt verses style, that i would be a disciple and prophet for a rotting crawling god bent on the consumption of everyone and everything in its seeping squirming embrace. but like i defo wouldn't be some basic bitch

#the silt verses #tsv #like im an atheist #but i would be on that self-made saint shit #like roake #more like roakelatable and amiright?

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There is no live, laugh, love under capitalism

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me @ my friends: quit your job, join my minecraft server

I’ve entered the time of my life where everyday I wake up and think about dropping everything and becoming a minecraft youtuber. 

I am having a minecraft mid-life crisis. do not send help it is too late.

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I’ve entered the time of my life where everyday I wake up and think about dropping everything and becoming a minecraft youtuber. 

I am having a minecraft mid-life crisis. do not send help it is too late.

#minecraft #minecraft mid-life crisis #really i just want to live in minecraft #its an anarcho-capitalist utopia #l just want to fucking eat bread and hoard iron

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okay i know all ideas and story are like derivative and no one idea is really original or whatever. 

but, i refuse to stop believing that entertainment companies stole my ideas from my brain

#brain idea stealers #I fucking see you media company 212 #probably owned by fucking disney #fuck you disney I blame you for this #all my ideas are awesome and perfect and thats why they keep getting stolen #you cannot change my mind

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ya know, I’ve been consuming almost nothing but caffeine for the past 24 hours and currently embracing the extreme high of infinite energy, all while aware of the impeding crash. I don’t think I’ve ever felt more alive. 

#caffiene #too much of it #Thermo Hardcore Apple is nasty #but like Monster Ultra Blue is nastier #I will consume anyways #I will always consume