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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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Let’s not forget that Howard putting Kim on doc review also inadvertently led to Jesse being held hostage by nazis

#I love Howard but still #it’s just the facts #breaking bad spoilers #breaking bad jesse #breaking bad #better call saul #saul goodman #jesse pinkman #howard hamlin

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BOOP YOURSELVES!

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when hamsters are born they see a silver thread that connects them to their gruesome and peculiar death and they follow it like soldiers marching to war.

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What it feels like watching the last season of breaking bad

#breaking bad #breaking bad jesse #jesse pinkman #walter white #breaking bad spoilers

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Shaking my head when Ethan Slater comes on in Spamalot so everyone knows I disagree with him

#ethan slater #spongebob musical #spamalot #wicked movie

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I get that no one would suspect the meat pies were dead people, but if I were in Sweeney Todd I wouldn’t go to the pie shop because the kid who’s working for them also advertised the elixir that was piss

#I’m not trusting the hair piss kid #sweeney todd #mrs lovett

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the virgin "hang on looooooooord, we're gonna fight for you" 1973 peter vs the chad "YOU, HANG ON LORD! WE'RE GONNA FIGHT FOR YOU! NO!" and then falls face first on the floor 2000 peter

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love how almost every dilemma in breaking bad ended with walt going "thank god we made it thru unscathed thanks to my intellect and business acumen" while jesse is off to the side like comically injured and saddled with the kind of trauma that makes iconic literary careers

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extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

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yo mr white … you ever get the vibe that saul is haunted by the ghosts of his past. Bitch

#better call saul #jesse pinkman #saul goodman #jimmy mcgill #breaking bad #kim wexler

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when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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nacho would roll up to the most tense, dangerous situations imaginable with the cuntiest facial expression ever performed and his arms crossed and he'd stand there visibly trying to explode people with his mind and roll his eyes hard enough to cast a breeze, and his bosses didn't bat an eye. meanwhile jesse couldnt step thru a doorway without getting his shit physically and mentally rocked into absolute oblivion

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comedy peaked when francis and camilla tried killing a wasp but failed, so charles slapped it dead with a bible in the middle of a memorial service for their friend whom they had just killed.

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when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

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Breaking Bad should have had a Christmas episode

#Jesse we need to save Christmas #breaking bad #breaking bad jesse #jesse pinkman #walter white #better call saul