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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

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[Anubis is about to weigh my soul against the Feather of Ma’at on the scales of justice. If my soul is lighter than the feather I go to paradise. If my soul is heavier I get devoured]

Saul Goodman *whispering to me*: don’t worry, I taped quarters to the back of the Feather

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HUH?? what does it even mean??

I was scrolling through my notes app and came across this

#I don't remember what was thr context for this #what is the thought process here #tumblr #words #notes app

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do u guys think that hylas, patroclus, hephaestion and hyacinthus are friends in elysium...

i bet they have a group chat on twitter called "support group for emos who dated murder blondes" where they gossip every day ...

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Sometimes I happy and eating my cereal but then I remember about Achilles and Patroclus, Ash and Eiji, Nana and Hachi...and my cereal is just sitting there on the table all soggy

#song of Achilles #patroclus #ash and eiji #banana fish #nana

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I love you shows with planned & definitive endings, I love you epilogues that prove the happy ending lasts, I love you finales that feature direct parallels to earlier seasons, I love you cast members that left years ago but came back to say goodbye, I love you well crafted & impactful final lines, I love you fitting send offs for the characters I love

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i am forever a tv show girlie. never a movie girlie. i like movies but i LOVE shows. i love my little shows and i will never stop. they’re easier to watch (easier to take breaks if you’re not done. with movies, if you find yourself getting tired, you just pause it in the middle. tv shows are more forgiving) and easier for me to obsess over for longer periods of time. 2-0 shows win

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I absolutely love tv shows that have such an overlap of fans that you just assume someone has watched them both. The Good Place and Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Our Flag Means Death and Good Omens. The Owl House, Gravity Falls and Amphibia. They are like stray cats that cannot be adopted separately.

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This recent trend in media I love is starting to become uncanny

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Rewatched The Good Place for the first time since s4 dropped and. Oh my god. The Good Place said "people are a result of their environment but we always have a moral responsibility to be better" and The Good Place said "every day the world gets a little more complicated and it gets a little harder to be good" and The Good Place said "even in the face of total nihilism, when nothing you do will matter, you still have to at least try. Because trying is better than the alternative" and The Good Place said "if you have bills to pay and shit to deal with you don't have time or energy to become a better person" and then The Good Place really said "people get better when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them when they don't " and THEN The Good Place really said "no one is irredeemable. Everyone can try to be better today than they were yesterday" AND THEN! The Good Place said "Heaven is just enough time with the people that you love" OH MY FUCKING GOD.

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RIP Chidi Anagonye, you would've hated the new poll feature

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There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.

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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

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aimless efforts

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I'm putting the 'hoe' in holi this year

#tumblr #desiblr #reputation era #hoe phase #lesgo #holi #holicelebration

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Orange