The “bad stuff” in question: A girl f**king her fiancé
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The Orange and Other Poems, Wendy Cope
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Natalie Wee, Least of all
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Pen and Colin getting married is high-key karma for Portia because this is her nightmare scenario. Cause now there is no question about who is inheriting the estate, and it’s the only upper class DINKS in all of Mayfair.
What is she gonna do? Fraud the one motherfucker who caught her committing fraud? Outsmart Lady Whistledown the one kid she has with brains? Violet’s had the adoption papers drawn up for AT LEAST 5 years, Portia’a now on a holidays only basis with Penelope. “Inserts himself where?” Yeah, don’t worry Penelope knows exactly where Colin inserts himself; Welcome home Bridgerton twins.
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la collectionneuse (1967) / anne saxton
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penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry
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And then, one fairy night, May became June.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
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How life feels when you’re the type of Bridgerton fan who hates Simon’s bitchass, loves Kanthony, adores Polin, and is excited for both Benedict and Eloise’s season:
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Tamara Francesconi
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syd and carmy always being next to eachother (even edited to appear closer) in every recent the bear thumbmail... which of course could mean nothing...
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I rather be non-lethally stabbed with a pocketknife, and fuck myself with a double sided cheese grater than have my parents go onto google docs and find my screenplays, short stories and fanfics YES it is that serious.
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(by ______theo)
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