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Fallen.

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Really enjoyed working on this commission about Jason. Thanks to my amazing commissioner🙏

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!

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#the girls are fightinggggggg

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you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

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staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

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#best trail ong

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CREATURE????

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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

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i love when a man is fresh of getting his ass beat. it’s like a pregnancy glow

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waiting for sunrise 🌅

#jaytim

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according to wikipedia there are 44-50 countries in europe so i just went with 50. have fun!

#9 or 11 lol depending on how long a visit is #germany #france #spain #portugal #netherlands #czech republic #poland #austria #monaco #and then england and italy were like long layover and a day trip respectively #so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #def gotta get back out there but it was so much easier whe.n i lived there to travel 🥲