eggsnothere

[eggsnothere]

Pick a god and pray for your soul as I am in no mood for jokes and I will find you.

#threatens

[eggsnothere]

In a Dream I had I asked God if Jesus has rabies. He said yes.

#one time i dreamt

[eggsnothere]

Dunno what emotions are being felt or why this is, I just drew. Also this took 11 hours and 23 minutes.

#dsmp characters #dsmp tommy #dsmp ranboo #art #friends

[eggsnothere]

I will slowly invert your entire nervous system without damaging your skin nor muscles, don't even try me.

[eggsnothere]

Ah yes. Me and my wife where out and picking mushrooms and I was mining some obsidian. When she just ditched me in the middle of the forest for more mushrooms. Good Times.

#minecraft #mineblur #mushrooms #platonic #platonic love

[eggsnothere]

Imma make out with my five imaginary partners of different genders now, see y’a later, losers! *scates away while loudly sobbing in American 80 high school sitcom*

[eggsnothere]

Blood is a snack and lip plus mouth pain can be dammed, I will get my iron tasting thick liquid into my mouth and won’t stop until it is.

[eggsnothere]

When I wake up I like to see if my parents are awake by making loud strange noises. They don't comment on it anymore.

[eggsnothere]

I have two cats, one is loud, clingy and wants attention. The other barely even has a voice for mewing, despises attention and isn't playful.

[eggsnothere]

Non-binary people are probably just gods.

#nonbinary #shitpost but not really