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Hot girl summer is canceled! Now it's feral possum summer
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It's chaos time brothas! Catch me throwin teeth at racists and scaring tourists in the woods
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In my defense your honor I was listening to really good music and it made me want to commit a crime
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I just realized that there were actually things in my ask box
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I dont remember who made these but they make me happy
Most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Mushroom=serotonin
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Do you wanna link up and be unstoppable bastards together
Sorry I haven't answered this yet but absolutely 100% yes
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what鈥檚 the number one song that literally makes you balls to the wall insane. like it scratches some part of your brain that no other song can
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Eggs are basically just fetus exoskeletons
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Why am I like this
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Today's genders are
- long furby
- I released frogs in the Whitehouse and now I'm wanted in 30 states
- eldritch horror
- the incarnation of chaos
- soup
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Touching moss is not enough I need to eat it
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*scuttles into room to add a new stuffed animal to my assemblage*
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Now looking back I can see why people were worried about me. And kind of still are.
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Violence is never the answer, violence is the question and the answer is always yes.
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"Fuck you my child is completely fine!"
Just look at me!
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We got to face the facts, dino nuggets are better than chicken nuggets
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