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DBH RBB 2024 Signups are open!

See our pinned post for schedule, rules, and so on. Ask here or on discord if you have any questions!

#one more day for artist sign ups!! #or two actually. i wasnt counting the 29th #i keep thinking i might stomp down nasty insecurities and sign up but also aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh #theres an idea ive been saving for an event #and it would be a lot of fun for someone to make it theirs too and do what they might want with it #but im worried it might not be an idea someone can do that with #i can't remember what its like to write fiction its been a while so i can't tell if the idea is suited for it or not

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First time using the ask button and i just wanna say i wish to be as funny as you

Hi! i'm honoured to be the recipient of your first ask! ...so you wish to be less funny? unconventional but ok (that's me trying to be funny)

for real though you're very kind for saying this, thank you :''U we must have the same sense of humour which means we're either as funny as each other or have the same screws loose 🤝<3

#also i just wanna say that eldritchmint is a great username #is it mint as in the plant or like a mentos #putting a pack of eldritch mentos in a bottle of eldritch coca-cola and downing it to make contact with the 5th dimensionals

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I'm. Drunk herse a Samsung notes hank emoji heart

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you can't have a body-swap scene without something like this happening!

(drawn in ms paint because *ghostly shrieking*)

#my art #comic #if you thought my art was a mess before now youve seen it raw #it was very hard to decide who should be wearing the thong pre-swap and i thought i'd let 60 be a lil zesty this time #also that transfer scene is so wild #he just rips the soul straight out of him #also the third panel with connor grabbing sixty and the last panel are honestly the worst things ive ever drawn what even is that #but you know what. i feel like i can be vulnerable with you guys so here is my worst art #<3

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skipping sleep meds tonight gonna finish this fuckin comic i started in ms paint which was a terrible idea but i dont have a connor to blast shower water in my face and tell me i have psychological issues so i didnt know i was having them at the time and thought drawing a 10 panel comic in ms paint was a good idea

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this is exactly what connor-60 sounds like

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i guess medication really just serves as chemical code to trigger a specific neural communication process, it's like hacking your brain! i don't know shit about AI coding but i imagine there would be routes to access and manipulate certain processes and pathways in a similar way, probably through direct access to their coding.

the hardest part would probably be writing a line of code/script or something that triggers an already existing process to work desirably without being to the detriment of some other function (as with substances for organic brains) or getting exploitative with it (I know if i were an android i'd learn to hack whatever my equivalent of a dopamine pathway was and essentially just do android cocaine all the time)

and then of course there's talking therapy and mindfulness and similar indirect ways that might help any brain/CPU

how you treat android's depression since medication won't work on them.......................

#sorry for the ramble i think about this stuff a lot

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vape trick

#ive been drawing comics in michaelsoft paint lately because im a coward and cant draw anything polished #ive been trying to draw hank's arm for too long on too many layers in clipstudiopain and now i have a fear of layers #psychoanalysts would probably tell me im overwhelmed and the simplicity of ms paint is comforting in how i dont expect to draw anything of #quality in there #but the truth is i draw in ms paint because i have penis envy and no one will prescribe me cocaine for it #thats a bad freud joke i dont actually want cocaine #i want lisdexamfetamine

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cake decorations gifted by my hilarious mother yesterday

"don't try to eat them theyre made from out-of-date icing and plasticine" as if in any scenario i'd eat them and not keep them mortuary-cabineted in a tub in my fridge forever

#food #im going to eat the string that makes up hank's hair #she made them as a joke but i love them unironically #i don't make my obsession with these characters my poor mum's problem she gets gift tips from my siblings lol

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HOLY SHIT IS IT REALLY YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY?? ON APRIL FIRST You were literally born a legend lmaooo Happy birthday!! 💙💙💙💙💙

aaaa no my wording was bad, sorry!!!!! it's my birthday today (2nd) it was almost the 1st though i took my sweet time coming out. born to be a disappointing let-down of a fool instead *sad trombone sound effect*

BUT THANK YOU! I LOVE YOUU!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

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#my mum's waters broke on april 1st but then she didnt go into labour right away which led people to believe even more so that it was a prank #and the fact that she wasn't due until around a month later

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it's midnight here april fools day is over but i leave you with one final evil boop

#and tumblr wont let me evil boop how do you do it #its also my borthday now teehee #sorry for teeheeing

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I am pulpifying you with my big stupid paws do not resist

us

#gonna tag this as #flashing image #just in case because its so fast

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dashcon 2 but with big foam paw slappin gloves

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ur my fav blog and i would boop u 1k times if i could.

!!!! <3 and i would boop you back until you were pulp (affectionate)

#<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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(this is what we're doing if we're booping btw)

#(affectionate) #(hostile for some of you actually ;^))

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