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Lol, nice Rob Ford meme generator :D

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Well done palace on their first win today, well deserved. Sunderland looked pretty shit though, pretty much just like pre-Paolo.

#crystal palace #sunderland #ian holloway #win #3-1

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Holy crap, Cardiff have done it! Man City didn't look quite on it today but few would have predicted a Cardiff win before the game. Great result for Cardiff in their 2nd prem league game, and well deserved they played well.

#cardiff city #Man City #3-2 #upset

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The drama continues at Cardiff - Negredo pulls one back for City to make it 3-2 and there's still most of the excessive 6 minutes added time to play.

#alvaro negredo #Man City #cardiff city #3-2

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Cardiff in dreamland!! Heck of an atmosphere and they've got a third from a corner to lead Man City's multi-million pound galactico's 3-1! Wow!

#cardiff city #Man City #3-1 #yowser

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Wow, it's looked almost likely and Cardiff have another to lead 2-1! A potential shock on the cards?

#cardiff city #Man City #2-1

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Cardiff got the goal they'd probably deserved through the first half! 1-1 and game on!

#cardiff city #1-1 #Man City #gunnarsson

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Real piece of quality from Edin Dzeko to put Man City ahead at Cardiff, cleanly struck shot from distance.

#cardiff city #Man City #edin dzeko #1-0

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Cardiff good value for the 0-0 at half time with Man City, bit unlucky not to be in front really they had some decent chances.

#Man City #cardiff city #0-0 half time

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How that Henderson bloke keeps getting picked for Liverpool is one of lifes enduring mysteries.

#liverpool #aston villa #henderson #shite

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Mrs Doubtfire gets first win for Hull in the prem over Norwich! That'll bring a smile to his overly large face :)

#mrs doubtfire #hull #norwich #1-0 #very large head

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Judging by the highlights a real 0-0 bore fest between fat Sam walrus face and sandy vagina pardews west ham and Newcastle. Don't know what's up with toon they have a decent squad but seem pretty clueless at the moment.

#newcastle #walrus face #west ham #0-0 bore draw #sandy vagina

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Pretty ordinary start for Everton so far, and west brom not looking like the team they were a season ago. Everton are going to find it tough if they lose Fellaini and Baines.

#everton #west brom #0-0 #fellaini

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Nice to see Chamakh score against stoke, he deserves some success simply for the way he's conducted himself as his Arsenal career fell apart. No whining in the press etc like most players do these days.

#chamakh #crystal palace #goodguy

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Tough decision looming: watch the stoke orcs vs palace, mrs doubtfire's hull vs Norwich...or go for a walk and get a coffee. Coffee and pvr palace methinks, and back for Liverpool - villa.

#stoke #hull #mrs doubtfire #crystal palace

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Despite almost needing snorkels at Fulham, good Arsenal performance and 2 really good, clinical finishes from Podolski. 0-3 so far, much much better from the Arse. Edit: cock, now 1-3, Darren Bent tap-in for fulham.

#Arsenal #fulham #monsoon season #lukas podolski

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Amusing story in yesterday's Daily Mail saying Arsenal were going to launch a swoop or something for Iker Casillas. If only it were true and not probably all just made up shite. The funniest bit though was the article talked about price - how Arsenal are going to offer 8m for the player despite 'fearing' Madrid would want double that. Oh Arse, you just don't learn, do you?

#arsenal #casillas #madrid #dailyfail