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queen-of-reptiles · 2 months
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𝙳𝙾𝚆𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃
description: during kristie's first game at west ham against tottenham no less, her girlfriend is pushing as hard as she can against the wind. so hard she knocks herself out.
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kristie mewis x female reader
disclaimer: this is all just fiction - have fun!
warnings: t*ttenh*m, concussion, mentions of blood and injury, swearing, cute fluff
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y/n Beginning of Jan dump 😝
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username2: I love how Kristie is here now!!! 😍
viv_asseyi: We look so good!
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y/n: Oh yeah we do!
username3: They sound like the beginning of a joke lmao - An American and an Australian play for West Ham
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y/n: don't - I giggle when I think about it 😂😂
kyracooneyx: A KNIFE! 😌
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kmewis19: My baby <3
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hawacissoko23: She really is, she wouldn't stop crying without you.
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y/n: bro... 😔
westhamwomen: JUST SOLD MY CAR
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y/n and Kristie had met years ago, by complete chance. They had never played against each other, but while y/n was on holiday in America happened to run into each other and the rest was history.
Long time phone calls and late night face times became a regular thing for them as they navigated their relationship with a bright smile on their faces.
However, ever since Kristie's big move to y/n's team of six years, the couple had been hardly spotted apart. Not that anyone could blame the two lovers.
They were simply making up for lost time, and months spent without one another by their side. Therefore, they were attached all the time, some part of their bodies always touching.
The west ham girls found it almost hilarious, y/n had come to earn the nickname of the Aussie Storm, from how dangerous she was on the wing, how formidable she was as a player.
Yet, the second Kristie was in her eyeline the once fierce storm turned into a sunny day, the woman's attitude and scary demeanour 180' ing completely.
Currently, the group were stood around Rehanne, listening to her pep talk for the game ahead, the wind was incredibly wild and y/n was grateful that her girlfriend had helped her pin her braids stiffly in place.
The group were huddled in the changing room, Kristie in front of y/n, her back pressed against y/n's chest as the taller woman ran her arms up and down Kristie's sides soothingly.
The wind howled as the group cheered, Kristie pecking her lover's lips in good luck as they ran out onto the pitch. Kristie was on the bench for the start of the game and watched as the game got underway.
It was clear very early into the game, that today's battle was not just a London Derby, but also a derby against the earth's elements. The storm filled wind pushing even the lowest passes off course.
Kristie watched as her girlfriend stood strong, battling with Grace Clinton for the umpteenth time in the first twenty minutes, the blonde Tottenham player being dispossessed by y/n.
By half time, even in the cold wind and even colder air, West Ham managed to be 2-0 up. y/n had hardly stopped, and even in the cold she was covered with sweat.
Kristie moved over to her as she panted, handed her a water bottle as they listened to Rehanne's critics for the second half, before they finally had a moment to breathe.
y/n felt light, as if she wasn't fully in focus with what was going on around her. y/n ignored it, instead taking small sips of her water as Katrina sat next to her, the two national teammates clasping hands.
"You're doing so well babe. Never seen you like this." Kristie says softly after Katrina gets up.
"Ah well." y/n says panting. "London Derby baby." She tells Kristie who grins, pecking her lips as they are called back out. y/n groans but stands up, crouching to get Kristie on her back who chuckles.
"Weee." Kristie says as y/n runs down the corridor and onto the pitch, the two holding their arms out like aeroplanes.
One of their social media crew runs at them camera in hand as they get closer, Vivi in front of them pretending to roll her eyes in annoyance as she shakes her head at the camera.
"Children." Vivi jokes at the camera as y/n races close to the lens.
"Come on you irons!" She grins, laughing as Kristie kisses the lens as she jogs off, putting her down as they warm up.
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username1: Kristie and y/n! I'm crying they're so cute! 😭😭
username2: Vivi pretending to be annoyed at them! The little 'come on you irons', Kristie's kiss. UGH CUTE. 🥺🥺🥺🥺
username3: WE LOVE THE WEST HAM ADMIN SM
username4: It is SOOO clear how much happier y/n is with Kristie here and I am SO happy for her ! 🥺
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username5: YESSSSS
username6: I love y/n and Kristie sm 😭
BarclaysWSL: We NEED a relationship like West Ham's Kristie and y/n NOW PLEASE 💳💳
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Kristie had made her debut on the 63rd minute, the blonde pushing against the wind as best she could as she tried her best to hold the ball as she went for a corner kick.
y/n watched proudly as Kristie tried to stop the ball from rolling away with little success, her jaw twitching from it's clenched position which she always did when aggravated.
West Ham were 2-1 up, Tottenham having snuck a goal past them ten minutes ago, in which y/n ended up rolling against the floor making her wince, but stood up quick enough to not be brought off, she just ignored the dizziness she felt.
Kristie kicked the ball finally, the wind pushing it around the air and almost into the net where Becky Spencer managed to bat it away, straight at y/n who pushed forward, trying to beat the wind.
y/n stuck her leg out, hoping to catch the ball and swoop it into the back of the next. Charli Grant, of Tottenham had the same idea but to defend.
y/n pushed her leg, swopping the ball past Becky and into the net, however her leg catches Charli's and with the speed y/n was running at, the girl falls and her head pushes against the goal post.
Kristie - who had ran toward the box in excitement - paused as she saw y/n's body fall lifeless to the ground, blood dripping down on face and onto her kit below as Charli held her national teammates head, crying in fear.
"Medics!" Kristie shouts, racing to her girlfriend, stripping Kristie's shirt off herself, leaving her in her sports bra.
Kristie's hands were shaking as Katrina hugged Charli, trying to calm her crying as Mackenzie held the other side of y/n, whispering begging words for her to wake up as the medics arrived.
Kristie could feel herself being pulled away but she tried to shake her head, tears shrouding her vision as Mackenzie finally got her away, her shirt being left against y/n's head, now dripping with blood.
The stadium was silent as the group crowded around y/n's body, the blood now stopping with the medics working hard and whispering to each other.
Kristie was in Mackenzie's arms, crying into her shoulder as she tried to keep herself calm, Hawa and Vivi were gripping each other tightly, Bethany England by their side as they all paled in worry.
Charli was slowly stopping her tears, staying clung to Katrina who was calming her down with soothing words as they watched y/n be stretchered off.
"Can you continue?" Mackenzie asked Kristie kindly, understanding if she would rather be with her lover.
"She'd want me too." Kristie nods, taking a wipe to scrub the blood off her hands as they went into a five minute water break.
Kristie pulled on her top, listening to Rehanne's talk about how they now played the rest of this game for y/n and the second she knew anything she would let them know.
The game continued, but it was clear everyone was shaken up, passes had become sloppy and shots were off completely, even the crowd was hardly paying attention.
During the 80th minute, Grace Clinton scored, narrowing the gap to 3-2 to West Ham, but no one celebrated, and then Kristie shot her corner on the 88th. The ball flying in due to the wind. No one celebrated.
The ref called the game at 98 minutes, no one complaining about the few minutes shaved off as the West Ham team tore down the tunnel and to the medics room.
The medics explained y/n had already been taken to hospital, the injury not looking past a major concussion and some blood loss, which had been hopefully rectified now they had stitched her up.
Kristie's hands were still stained red and shaking as she sighed out in relief, Charli burst into tears again, having followed the West Ham team.
Kristie's next hour of taking photos and showering was blurry as she drove to the hospital, finding the look of it so different to her home country as she walked into y/n's room, the girl sat up somewhat and wired up.
"Hey my love." y/n smiled weakly, her skin pale and sweaty as Kristie blinked away tears.
"I can't believe you're okay." Kristie sighed out in relief. "I was so worried." She adds and y/n nods, as she shuffles over, letting Kristie slide off her trainers and slide into the bed with her.
"Welcome to London love." y/n chuckled and Kristie sighs out. "It's a rough concussion, but no lasting damage, need to get the stitched taken out in a week, and then ease back into training over the next few weeks." y/n tells her.
"Looks like I'm gonna be playing nurse." Kristie sighs, pressing a relieved kiss to y/n's head.
"Hmm. Only if you wear the outfit we bought at Christmas." y/n jokes and Kristie snorts.
"Dude, gross!" Mackenzie says as she leans against the door way. "Entire teams are here, Spurs girlies too. You feel up to visitors?" Mackenzie asked her.
"Yeah, alright." y/n nods. "We won yeah?" She then asks and Mackenzie chuckles.
"Yeah, your mrs scored a goal." Mackenzie says and y/n grins.
"Had to do it while I wasn't there, huh?" y/n asks Kristie who chuckles and pecks her lips carefully.
"Well, I guess I will have to score one next week." Kristie says and y/n smiles.
"Okay my love." y/n smiles before the rest of the teams trudge in.
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my cutie girl <3
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loverleah · 3 months
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KYRA AND HARPS🥹🥹🥹🥹
imagine her as a mum omgggg
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Football Shirt Collection by Louis Bever
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pixiesfz · 4 months
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Christmas is gone so I guess my birthday present came early
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hyacinth--girl · 4 months
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Every single joke about this is so funny
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pomegranateliker · 3 months
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"Loved the team since childhood" west ham fan & "killed a millwall fan" west ham fan
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canirove · 11 months
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West Ham Vs. Leeds United | 21.05.2023
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soccersoccer · 3 months
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Kristie Mewis versus British winds
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kloppoganda · 9 months
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Things I Hope Happen in this 23/24 Season
> Arsenal gets relegated
> West Ham fans return to their hooligan roots and start trampling folk in Turin again
> Erling Haaland is arrested for the murder of Roy Keane
> A reunifed Yugoslavia wins the 2024 Euro
> Paul Pogba is tried at The Hague
> Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville are married in a tasteful ceremony outside of Wembley
> Jürgen Klopp tears Pep Guardiola's bald Catalán head clean off his shoulders after Liverpool beats City 27-0
> Kylian Mbappe disappears entirely and goes completely off-grid instead of accepting a concrete offer from Real Madrid, Al-Hilal, or Paris Saint-Germain. He is never seen or heard from again
> Darwin Nuñez wins the Golden Boot
> Arda Güler and Jude Bellingham absolutely rot on the Real Madrid bench
> Marco Reus lights himself on fire after losing the Bundesliga to Bayern Munich by 0.5 points
> Federico Valverde transfers to Liverpool after a messy breakup with Ancelotti, cites reasons for leaving as 'being replaced with children'
> Harry Maguire has the best season of his career and brings Manchester United the Treble, then leaves for City in the Summer Transfer Window
> Harry Kane has a violent nervous breakdown on the pitch after Richarlison scores and strips just for the goal to be ruled offside once again
> Manchester City are found guility of 102,719,273,929,280 counts of violating Premier League Financial Fair Play and are relegated to Iceland's 4th Division
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paulamdm · 4 months
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the kids got their moms back
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rachdalysworld · 4 months
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i’m just amazed
katrina gorry is gonna have a baby
manu zinsberger is gonna have a baby
kristie amd sam engaged
chloe kelly engaged
millie bright engaged
danielle and ellie engaged
and also emily van egmond
WTH IS GOING ON
2024 i’m ready for you🤘🏼🤘🏼
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queen-of-reptiles · 5 months
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𝚅𝙴𝙻𝚅𝙴𝚃
description: In which lisa evans and her girlfriend have been together way to long without an announcement
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lisa evans x female reader
disclaimer: remember it is all just fiction!
warnings: a few rough words, suggestive! and fluff!
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"Lisa!" y/n laughed, smacking her girlfriend's hand away from the icing bowl again, the Scott whining as she did so, glaring teasingly at her lover.
"It's baby to you!" Lisa scolds and y/n chuckles as she presses a quick kiss to the woman's lips.
Lisa smiles a little at that, sat happily on the counter as she watched her lover bake cupcakes, y/n hummed lightly along to the music from the radio.
She was swaying lightly and Lisa couldn't help but slide from the counter and wrap her arms around her lover's waist, folding into her as she rested her forehead against her shoulder.
The two swayed like that for a moment, y/n finally finishing the icing on her first batch of cupcakes, the second and third in the oven currently.
Lisa was far too used to her lover baking, she knew she found it relaxing after training and the staff never complained about the sweet treats they got the next day.
y/n turned in Lisa's light hold, their faces coming level, considering they were the same height, and Lisa smiled softly as y/n raised a cut bit of the cupcake.
"Open." She tells Lisa who does and she feeds her the sweet treat, Lisa groaning at how good it tasted.
"When we retire, you should open a bakery, because jesus." Lisa says, pecking her girlfriend's lips.
"It tastes okay then?" y/n asks and Lisa nods.
"Fantastic, though I prefer something else sweet." Lisa says, the suggestive tone seeping through her voice as she presses her lips back against her lover.
y/n lets out a chuckle but grips her girlfriend's shoulders with a gasp when a cold hand spreads over her lower back, sneaking under her shirt to press her body into Lisa's.
"You're insatiable Evans." y/n mutters to her girlfriend, who hums and begins to move her lips down her girlfriend's neck, pausing when her lover lets out a small whimper of pleasure.
Just as Lisa goes to nip at the skin, the oven timer begins to beep, and y/n snaps into action and pushes her girlfriend lightly from her as she gets the cupcakes out the over.
Lisa groans in annoyance and y/n laughs at her as she makes sure the cupcakes are ready, she places them on the cooling rack and turns to her pouting girlfriend.
"Let me finish these, and then we can continue that." y/n winks and Lisa grins.
"We can have sex?" She asks excitedly.
"You're saying it like you haven't had it in years." y/n laughs and Lisa pouts.
"Feels like it." Lisa huffs and y/n rolls her eyes.
"Lisa it's been four hours!"
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username2: are they even allowed to eat cake ??? 🤨
username3: YUMMMMMMM 😍
mackenziearnold: now please 💳
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kirstysmith.11: um? Please bring now!!! 😩
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lisaevans_17: I forgot how much everyone loves my girls cooking...
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y/n was exhausted by the time the game came to it's end, it was a good result, the win would keep them in the top four of the table, which no one had expected from West Ham at the beginning in this season.
Shaking a few hands, y/n laughed when a body landed on her back, her girlfriend pecking her cheek multiple times. The crowd of Chigwell cheered, seeing one of the couples of West Ham.
While Mackenzie and Kirsty were cute, they were a lot less touchy during game time, Lisa and y/n were the opposite, both very touchy people, and therefore would always share some sort of contact after the game.
People loved them, the Scottish forward and English CAM, the two worked so well, and today was just proof, two goals for y/n, plus to assists, one to Lisa's goal and one to Riko's.
"There she is, our golden girl!" Lisa hums in her ear, y/n's hands gripping her thighs as she keeps her safe on her back.
"Hmm, had to do something, hadn't scored in three games babe." y/n chuckled as they moved to the crowd, Lisa hopping off her back as they began to sign some shirts and take some photos.
Eventually the girls moved back into the changing rooms, 'Strawberry Kisses' blasting from a happy Mackenzie as the group quickly showered and changed.
As they all came down from their win, y/n was talking to Kirsty not noticing Lisa nodding at Mackenzie who paused the music as Lisa stood up on a bench.
"Oi!" Lisa called shutting everyone up.
"Lovely as always babe." y/n chuckled and Lisa rolled her eyes at her lover.
"As you all know, me and the missus will be celebrating 7 years next weekend." Lisa begins.
The two had decided to have a party the day after their game, as they were playing a Saturday game for once, and of course their team was invited, as well as their national team-mates who could make it.
"So, Sunday afternoon, we will be having a barbecue that you are all welcome to join." Lisa explains as people cheer.
"So, it's an anniversary party?" Mackenzie asks, a small smirk on her lips.
"Well that and I'm hoping, an engagement party." Lisa admits as she jumps down and onto one knee, a velvet box in her hands as the team all gasp.
"Oh my god." y/n says in shock, hand covering her mouth as she watches her girlfriend.
"Baby, marry me?" Lisa asks, she had never been fond of speeches.
"Yes, yes, a hundred times yes." y/n nods, trying not to burst into tears. "Is this a joke?" She then asks in shock.
"Yes babe, I got on one knee and bought a ring for a laugh." Lisa scoffs sarcastically as she leans up and grabs her lover's face, bringing her in for a long kiss.
The team begin to cheer loudly, Kirsty winking at her girlfriend as they were the only two who were aware of Lisa's plan, and as the two pull away it was clear to see the excitement.
"You sure?" Lisa asks her girlfriend.
"Of course, no one else I'd rather." y/n smiles softly and Lisa sighs in relief as she slides the ring on her finger.
"God I love ya." Lisa sighs, kissing her forehead.
"I love you too." y/n chuckles, before they are flattened by a very excited group of girls.
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y/n next week it is seven years, and the team shall be coming to our party, our engagement party of course!
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username2: imgonnacry imgonnacry imgonnacry imgonnacry omg omg omg omg 🥺🥺🥺🥺
username3: FINALLYYYYYYYY 🔥❤️
leahwilliamsonn: So happy for you b!
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y/n: thank you sm Lee!! xx
lucybronze: cannot wait for this wedding!!!! Congrats you two nutters!
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y/n: cheers Luce! <3
stanwaygeorgia: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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alessiarusso99: AHHHHHHHHHHH
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y/n: ily all but you are all idiots 😂🥹
mackenziearnold: cutest and shortest proposal ever...
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kirsty.smith11: y/n after being proposed to - 'Is this a joke?'
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mbrighty04: she didn't???? 😶
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lisaevans_17: she did 😂
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racheldaly3: hahaha priceless!! 😂
westhamwomen: AGHH ! ❤️❤️⚒️⚒️⚒️
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username4: Love the west ham admin for this 😍
username5: So excited!!! They are just so cute!!!
lj10: So happy for ya!
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y/n: Thanks kiddo! 🥹
lionesses: Congratulations Lisa and y/n! ❤️
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lisaevans_17: ❤️❤️
keirawalsh: 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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y/n: 😘😘
1maryearps: true question is how nervous was Lisa??
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lisaevans_17: honestly shitting a brick 😗
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username6: HAHAHAHAHAHAH😂😂😂
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username7: IDK y cause y/n adores her sm 🥹🥹
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Had this one in mind for ages ! Didn't completely turn our the way I wanted, but it will do!
I LOVE LISA SO MUCH
also to the annons threatening me from my LJ arsenal post - have a great evening my lovelies xo
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Queenie! xx
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avenirdelight · 11 months
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Phil Dunster & Declan Rice — How to be a Premier League Footballer | Mentioning Jack Grealish, Jude Bellingham, & James Maddison✨
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trentcrimmisgay · 11 months
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ted lasso takes a 180 in finale next week. henry moves to london. the inappropriate workplace relations at west ham leave bex with the club. manager-less, she calls on one ted lasso, who (to mae’s dismay) steps up to instill the lasso way in this new group of boys. ted’s still here, but he’s on the other team. boom, season 4.
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st4r1light · 3 months
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arsenal is losing to westham. where is super jen beattie when ye need her😭😭😭😭😭
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v0idwraith · 1 year
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this is entirely a tinhat theory but hear me out
what if the guy in the west ham shirt and baz are dating and we end up getting a romeo and juliet storyline
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