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literally debating on doing a revamp of this blog, gimme suggestions :)

#eqgsocials #literally i fell off the face of the earth cuz of college whoopsies #but anyway hiiii

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#eqgsocials #mlp #my little pony #equestria girls #eqg #rainbow dash #twilight sparkle #applejack

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Fwuffershy 💕💛

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i’m the same way about certain waters

#eqgsocials #like poland springs water in the us? #fuck that #but like… kirkland water #hell yeah #pinkie pie #applejack #rainbow dash #twilight sparkle #eqg #mlp #equestria girls #my little pony

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#eqgsocials #fluttershy #pulling a melanie martinez #back from the dead #this semester of college WOOO #oh god

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Horsies c: - SadLittleCacti

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What kind of memes does the girls post/RT on their accounts?

hmmm

rainbow spams pepe and KEKW all over the place, especially on discord (the app)

sunset does the "pov: you're doing xyz" but for like,,, all of the random shit she puts up with in the eqgverse.

its just like "pov ur trapped in a dome with ur bffs and a camp counselor is trying to kill you" #helpus #thisiswhatcapitalismdoestoamf #downwithcapitalism and it's just photos of gloriosa abusing equestrian magic and sunset taking a random selfie with her

pinkie posts random crap, honestly depending on whats trending. her memes are just a cultivation of what trending now but its also a mix of 2013's "rawr xd" era as well

rarity follows trending memes, especially the side eye thing going around right now in tiktok comment sections. she was also a really big fan of the fairy comments in 2020. she ate this shit up:

i don't think fluttershy ever posts memes? she's just there in her own lil corner. she understands memes, but she doesn't really post about them

to be honest neither does twilight? she just exists on the internet doing her own thing

applejack posts minion memes on facebook. no i will not elaborate further

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are your hands bisexual? let me know :D

#eqgsocials #rainbow dash #twilight sparkle

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aria and adagio shenanigans! (aria’s blue)

#egsocials #adagio dazzle #aria blaze

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Happy new years 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊

If it's okay to ask. Poly rainbooms plus starlight comfort headcanons?

OMG of course its okay to ask!

(FYI they're all poly with each other except pinkie/aj because they're cousins according to mlp, so i'm applying the same logic here)

every summer they all go on a 2 week trip to a destination that is randomly selected to really bond and strengthen their relationships

starlight is really good at makeup and typically helps the girls do it for big events/dates

when the other girls are stressed, fluttershy will hum and squeeze their hands to make sure they're doing alright

twilight feels very deeply about people insulting her partners. if anyone makes bad comments about the girls, she typically brushes it off, but is very upset that someone would say mean things to someone she cares about

in order of snuggles, from big spoon to little spoon, the order is

aj → sunset → rarity → twilight → starlight → rainbow → fluttershy → pinkie

i imagine they all live together after high school, and in their house, chores are split up between them! sometimes they do each others chores to alleviate stress for the person having a busy week, but mainly they all stick to their assigned tasks

(rainbow gets yardwork, twilight does the bills, rarity does laundry, sunset cleans the bathrooms, aj cooks, fluttershy takes out trash, pinkie washes the dishes, and starlight cleans and reorganizes the main living area)

if the girls fall asleep before rainbow, rainbow doesn't leave their side until they've woken up. sometimes this results in cuddles!

applejack is a GREAT person to come to for advice and is usually very insightful. she wont make you talk about anything that you dont want to talk about

rarity will get you literally anything when the others are upset. water? blankets? she's got your back

pinkie LOVES giving surprise hugs to her partners. and snuggling in weighted blankets. and getting her hair pet. a lot of physical touch, really.

sunset is very observant of her partners needs. she's great at comforting others over text and is pretty good with words

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Sunset is Bi, but what are your preference/sexuality headcanons for the mane 6, Flash, Timber, Starlight, Trixie, the Dazzlings, and other EQG characters that you can think of?

there's so many characters so i'll leave the mane 6 out and leave the others under the cut :D

twilight sparkle is a bi asexual

rainbow is a nonbinary (she/he/they) lesbian

applejack is a lesbian

pinkie pie is gender nonconforming omni

fluttershy is a pan demigirl

rarity is bi

starlight is bi

trixie is a trans mtf bisexual

flash sentry is bi

timber is pan

adagio is pan

aria is genderfluid lesbian asexual

sonata is nonbinary omni

gloriosa is bi demigirl asexual

wallflower is genderfluid aroace

juniper is a lesbian demigirl

vignette is omni

#eqgsocials #asks! #headcanons! #listen i know ragamuffin exists but personally he's a pos #he was a cruise ship worker flirting w a high schooler like BRO #youngest you can work on a cruise (depending on) is between 18 to 21 #like bro ur an adult get bitches #ragamuffin gets no bitches gn

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Favourite & least favourite EQG character?

hmm, lets start with my least favorite because i have SO many words to say about this character

ragamuffin

my anger for him is UNMATCHED even though we see him like once? but he gets me angry.

he doesn't really do much for the plot of spring breakdown. he's just some random guy rarity crushes on during the rainbooms' vacation that just. looks like applejack? with a cockney accent?

and that's not even the worst part.

so i googled this to find, you know, the age in which the youngest person can work on a cruise ... right?

18 to 21 YEARS OLD. (depending on the cruise line)

what the fuck was he doing reciprocating rarity's feelings back, when she was a high schooler. HELLO????

(tbh i havent seen spring breakdown in a hot minute but doesn't she tell him during the blackout that she's a high school student? AND HE STILL CONTINUES TO RECIPROCATE HER FEELINGS AFTER?)

idk how labor laws work in equestria but this man is really out here trying to get jail time

tldr; ragamuffin gets no bitches

honorable mention to zephyr breeze who is as equally annoying in eqg as he is in mlp

ANYWAY

my favorite eqg character has to be rarity.

i think she really solidified herself as my favorite in eqg after the dance magic special. i dont know what the writers did to make her character translate so well from mlp to eqg, but it works and I LOVE IT.

there's something about the scene where she's crying in the restaurant that just makes me laugh

#eqgsocials #asks!

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"My favorite thing to do before executing a risky maneuver is to loudly proclaim to anyone nearby that "I'm young, I'm fantastic, and I'm never gonna die". This is firstly to pump myself up, secondly because if I succeed I'll be proven right in front of an audience, and thirdly because it is the funniest possible thing to say immediately before being horrifically mangled in a completely dumbfuck sort of way" - Rainbow Dash

oh GOD she would

if vine was still around she'd probably do dumb tricks that would get her in trouble "for the vine"

#eqgsocials #asks! #god can you imagine her sitting in class with a traffic cone and everyone goes “bro why do u have a traffic cone” #and she goes “i stole it for the vine” #absolute chaos i tell you #destruction everywhere #dash would be such a vine person i can FEEL it

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oh!

#eqgsocials #I’M BACK AND STRESSED AS HELL BABY #WOOO finally got wifi again after two weeks #god bless? i guess?

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Secret Santa headcanons?

best gift ever exists.

it's... right there... /j

no but in all seriousness each of the girls gets each other a gag gift for the holidays so they don't have to worry about finding the perfect gift

i used one of those wheels with the names on it to randomize the rainbooms so here we go (i promise none of these are planned... aside from one)

TWILIGHT → RARITY

she gets "slay all day" coffee mugs for when she's working. rarity absolutely adores the mug and is now one of her favorites in her collection.

RARITY → FLUTTERSHY

she gets fluttershy! she gets fluttershy this specific book to help her deal with the cat hair that she deals with at the shelter. silly AND thoughtful!

FLUTTERSHY → SUNSET

animal butt magnets, specifically the horse ones! (and horse riding lessons)

sunset immediately started bursting out into laughter after seeing the horse butt magnets. wonder if she thought the horse riding lessons were weird, though...

SUNSET → PINKIE

go ahead and tell me pinkie pie would not have one of these guys.

i don't think i even need an explanation.

PINKIE PIE → RAINBOW DASH

pinkie absolutely started her gift off by pranking rainbow with one of those fake snakes in a can

and then she whips out a mini golf course

AND THESE

RAINBOW DASH → APPLEJACK

okay. so i might've cheated the spin for this one, because if i didn't, applejack would've ended up with herself!

anyway...

rainbow just shows up with a bag of strawberries and bananas.

lets just say applejack isn't too happy with it.

APPLEJACK → TWILIGHT

a grammatically incorrect gift for the most grammar/science heavy friend in the group? you know it!

#eqgsocials #asks! #also sorry i've been busy #going international for like 2 weeks at the beginning of this year as well #life never stops i guess

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#YEAHHH HAPPY HANUKKAH Y’ALL #i love you guys #☺️

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hi besties!

sorry for not posting, but i'm losing my mind a little bit during college finals season lmfao

wishing you guys the best, hope you're well <3

#eqgsocials #real talk i'm tired #we're pulling through though