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Date night at home

#im about to cry. #love this so much. #ikeldlsls

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Dorsia.

#oh my god i love their silly little expressions. #absolute masterpeice.

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Working 🔧⚙️

#beautifull

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guess who got the new animal crossing game?? and because i have nothing better to do, ive slowly been making my character look like jimbotnik.

i dont animate at all, but i wanted to take a crack at it. i also know jackshit about making gifs, so sorry if anything looks funky

#oh my god this is amazing. #ekdblsnxleñxkw #if you hadnt told me you didnt animate often i wouldve hardly noticed. #the gif is so good #THANK YOU!

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Doodlin'

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! #i love this #i love it SO MUCH! #Klwmwklslwkdnwjdke9skdodmw #thank you!

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#old art #but good art

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Another appreciation post for this lovely man right here 💕💕 plus Stone in the last pic!

#god i love this silly little man so much #hes just.. #ugh #i love him. #hes a little creature.

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sleepy

#AAAAAAAAAAH! #*disintigrates from how much i love this.*

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He still smiles at me

#STOP. #STOP #stop #your gonna make me cry 😭 #KWLFEKIXNRKVNOE JDINDLDM #god fucking damn it man. #you didnt have to go all out on this. #im sobbing you asshole! #look at what youve done to me! #im weeping. #smh

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My biggest sin is writting a fanfic where Robotnik loses the ability to walk and titleing it: "Honey, where are my legs?"

#eggman #jimbotnik #dr. robotnik #dr. eggman #my sins #is this slightly evil? #yes. #will i change it? #no. #im very proud about it and nothing anybody else says will change my mind.

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Robotniks in his mind: *trying to calculate wether or not stone is going to leave him based on how mean hes been, and stones reaction.*

Stone in his mind: god i hope this sexy old man punches me today.

Broke: Agent Stone takes the abuse from Robotnik because he knows that deep down, Robotnik truly cares.

Woke: Agent Stone is an insane masochist and loves every minute of it.

#agent stone #stobotnik #dr. robotnik #robotnik #ivo robotnik #dr eggman #their litterally the “mixed messages” song in a nutshell. #i swear to god.

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Another baby was attacked by Israel. Torturing a baby? They're monsters, I hate all Israeli genocidaires and they supporters.

Zionism is a terrorism!

STOP zionism!

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*cutely tvgirls ur stobotnik*

#thank you! #i was wondering when somebody would tvgirl my stobotnik

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𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶?

#i was not expecting angst #but im living for it rn #jeasus i love this #im crying but i love this.

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sonic the hedgehog tumblr dashboard simulator

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💠 extremegayr Follow

got held up in traffic today cause some noob couldnt drive the fucking loop-de-loop. lmfao fucking coward

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🎛 420zone Follow

ok but robotnik's kind of a dilf tho

🌫 wispgender Follow

he's literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr

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📰 its-no-use Follow

@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk

🌫 wispgender Follow

NOMINATUS ISN'T REAL????

🛜 viralsensation-destructorofworlds Follow

that you know of

🌫 wispgender Follow

what

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🔷 sonicinthewild

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☣️ lineinthesand Follow

saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado

🧿 spiralhillspindash Follow

ok and??? you're not special

☣️ lineinthesand Follow

THIS WAS A PERSONAL POST GO AWAAAAY

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🌠 chaoinspace2electricboogaloo

sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here

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☸️ r0u3e Follow

being an islander be like "are those the kind of eggsplosions i should worry about or the kind of eggsplosions that are gonna repair our crops, fix the economy, and bring my dead grandma back to life"

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being a continenter be like "oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today"

🥭 chao-official

being a chao be like "chao chao chao chao chao"

🌁 eggpawnkindathicctho Follow

you said it my mans

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🏵 sprinkles-the-chao Follow

hold on if sonic the hedgehog is jewish then how is he santa claus

🤖 e123-omegaverse Follow

dont question him

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☣️ sparkygoboom Follow

hey guys real question are human/mobian relationships problematic

💠 extremegayr Follow

op is about to start the anthro church schism of the fifteenth year all over again

🛞 mobotropolis Follow

ok but in all seriousness did your mom never teach you that part of history

🎢 marxiobros Follow

someone doesn't know about the united federations public school system

🛞 mobotropolis Follow

what the fuck is a public school

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⚄ paradoxprism Follow

are we gonna talk about op's chaos radiation fetish

💠 extremegayr Follow

OP'S WHAT NOW

🏞 mobiancrossing Follow

ok but am i the only one who thinks that the public school system would be a good idea if handled right? like i know it's traditional to learn from your parents and then experience the world on our own from the ages of 7-13 but like combining all our knowledge and learning together doesnt seem like a bad idea

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bitch that's what the internet is for

🌅 s0leanna-apple-barrell

yeah where else am i gonna learn to make infinite chaos emeralds

❇️ freesurge Follow

"infinite chaos emeralds" that's called the phantom ruby

🏳️‍🌈 rainbowwispforgayrights Follow

everybody on this site has brain damage

❇️ freesurge Follow

yeah. from the radiation

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🐸 froggysfriend

caught this today

🏝 digginginthegroundfortubers

if anything happens to this blog i genuinely hope eggman blows us all up as punishment

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🐊 teamchaotixofficial

Hey guys! Sorry to do this again but rent's a little tight this month :( If we've ever solved a case for you guys or made you guys smile, please consider sending a ko-fi our way! we just need a few rings to get through the month <3

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do we ever talk about that time the sky turned blood-red and shadow the hedgehog's demon dad descended from on high to murder us all and we only barely survived

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shadow fixed it it's fine

🎮 n0cturnity

yeah that was like twelve apocalypses ago move on

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kinda wanted to bang black doom tbh

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THE DEVIL???? FROM THE BIBLE????

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yeah. move over gayboy i'm boutta be shadow's new dad

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🗑️ berrybarry

starting a conspiracy that time hasnt moved since 2006

🗑️ berrybarry

why the fuck was i shadowbanned after posting this

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tfw you finally save up enough rings for ice cream and you go outside and get hit by swatbot pieces and the rings just go fuckin everywhere

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🌌 h-o-l-o-l-y-n-x

so did y'all see that genesis wave or was it just me

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the virgin tweeter "if you use a bad word in the same tweet as the word 'cream' you get obliterated off the site" vs this chad site of "i want to put knuckles back in a microwave"

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BACK????

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ok posting my first fanart to this site pls be nice! <3

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why does tails look like he's always about to say "it fucken WIMDY"

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @emeraldfwuitgummy!

I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it's hilarious every time. He's quite the fan of memes, and it's nice to get a laugh out of him!

Formally,

Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD

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SO WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT TAILS WAS ON THIS FUCKING SITE OR--

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do. do you not know he created tailblr. dude it's in the name lmao

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he

WHAT

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didn't eggman invent this site???

🪫 veganswatbot

THE EGG ABANDONED SCRAMBLR IN ITS TIME OF NEED AND THE FOX RAISED US FROM THE ASHES. YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT HIM

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @milfwisp and @veganswatbot!

Very good question! This site was Eggman's until I ate his bones. Thank you for engaging! :D

Formally,

Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD

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YOU

WHAT

🌭 sonicsays

what's not clicking

#god i love this. #rebloging to archive this.

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SONIC ART DUMPY!1 YAHOO!

I cant get agent stone off the brain PLEASE IF HES NOT IN SONIC 3 IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND!!

ALSO WHO ELSE IS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AND COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS UNTIL THE KNUCKLES SHOW RELEASES?!

#art #artist #artworks #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #sonichedgehog #sonicmovie #sonicmovie3 #sonicmovie2 #silverthehedgehog #eggman #eggmanfanart #robotnik #agentstone #agentstonesonicmovie #sonicagentstone #amyrose #amythehedgehog #sonicamy #sonicau #knucklestheechidna #knuckles #knucklesfanart #tailsthefox #tailsmilesprower

#i think the writers said that hes going to have a big part in it a while back #so hes deffinetly going to be in it.

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Oh, how long it's been since you felt a gentle touch?

#STOP IM SOBBING! #love this so much #on god