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one thing i need to start living by is “become the thing that you want” if i want friends who throw themed parties maybe i should start throwing those parties. if i want someone who writes me love letters maybe i should start writing letters for the people i love. if i want to hang out at museums and pretty cafes maybe i should invite my friends to these places. and maybe even then i won’t find the kind of people i want to be around. but then i would have become the exact person i want to be around. and maybe that’s good enough.

#quotes

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the thing about me is i get hannibal and hamilton confused

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computer angel

#art

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#cobra Kai

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"a primer for the small weird loves", richard siken + cobra kai s1-2

#cobra kai

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Best thing about Cobra kai is that it's the absolute worst & saddest version of Daniel and Johnny post karate kid franchise. Like a Johnny who never got over and has even regressed past his karate kid 1 development. A Daniel who has never gotten over the karate kid 3. And then they have gay sex about it. The nasty kind.

#cobra kai

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#funny

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THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE 1.01 “Steven Sees a Ghost”

#hill house #the haunting of hill house

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Teo getting his bird buddies to give Aurelio “Pecks” for him (get it bc peck on the cheek & birds yeah haha lol)

#the sunbearer trials

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LOVE I 🫶 S LOVE

So I was looking at my old Yuri on Ice fanart from 2017 (I was like 13) and thought it’d be funny to recreate one of them with the current bfs that’ve taken over my brain lmao

Edit: I FORGOT ONE OF AURELIOS GLOVES WHATEVER HE’S JUST PULLING A MICHEAL JACKSON IDK😭

#the sunbearer trials

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sorry for raven boys posting in 2021 but i’ve been THINKING ABT the scene where adam takes another tarot card and like decides to change his fate like ok very adam moment but also at the end of trb he literally changes his fate by changing the character he is in the story. like gansey is the Main Character who is following the hero’s journey steps and adam is introduced to EVERYONE including the reader as like. gansey’s bestie <3 like obviously he’s a great character but his role in the story is gansey’s bestie <3. and then he LITERALLY steals gansey’s car and figuratively usurps gansey’s role in the story as the main character by going 2 cabeswater and making the sacrifice at the end of trb like that was GANSEY’S quest, gansey’s logical next character moment, gansey’s storyline as The Guy and adam is like wait no i can be the guy. i am the guy. and then he IS the guy! incredible

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i’m sorry your father never taught you the meaning of repugnant. he was too busy smashing your head against the wall of your trailer while you apologised for being alive.

#trc

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jeremy !!! jeremy tell me why you avoid cops and why your sister said you destroyed your family !!! tell me why you hate your stepfather and why you avoid your brother !!!! tell me why you have problems with money and why you're in therapy and why any mention of your family upsets you !!!!!! do you not want jean to call you 'knox' bc you want to be a good captain/his friend or do you have problems with your surname??????? tell me why you're forced to live at home and why you still playing exy is unforgivable to your sister !!!!! tell me what happened at the fall banquet !!!!!!!! what broke your family in half jeremy !!!!!!! STOP AVOIDING ME JEREMY ANSWER THE QUESTIONS

#funny #WHAT HAPPENED #AFTG #TSC

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A short list of my favourite sapphic audio dramas

Echobox- Greek Mythology in the modern world, bisexual mc in love with Artemis (relatable) who is a lesbian in this universe, slowburn

Where the stars fell- The Antichrist and her Guardian Angel.They "hate" each other but really it's just sexual tension, they bicker and banter constantly it's hilarious, also the love interest is a butch lesbian and I'm pretty sure the mc is a lesbian the mc is actually bisexual. There's rep for autistic people and people with learning disabilities.

Inkwrym- A CEO and her assistant. They also "hate" each other when it's really just sexual tension. It's the same VAs and company that made Where the stars fell. Lots of bickering and banter. Audio 6/10, Story 100/10.

Elixir- The owner of an illegal elixir store and the daughter of wealthy politicians who had a hand in outlawing elixir. Alot more action and politics than you would think.

Once upon a wasteland- A spy and a scribe trying to find their happily ever after. Set in the fallout universe (you don't need to know anything about fallout) this has one of my favourite sapphic relationships ever. They are incredibly healthy and they get together early in season one so you get to enjoy them throughout the drama. Its still ongoing.

Starship Q star- The US government sends is first team of all women and non-binary people to Mars right before the planet blows up. The team is co captained by Sim and Aurelia who are exes. It's basically messy sapphic drama the show and it's hilarious.

#tbw #tbr

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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

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